confessions thread confess something you'd never confess to IRL

>>26489519
I've fapped to bestiality. I regret every day.

>>26489541
armature

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ive poisoned (killed) about 12 dogs now

>joined aa just to make friends but kept drinking the entire time until recently now that my liver is taking a nose dive
Gonna have to confess it sooner or later but...

I once sniffed my cousins bikini, just smelled like chlorine but the shame that came a second later still haunts me

>>26489586
I hate dogs.

You're doing gods work anon, keep it up.

i masturbate to random girls i see on the street
i try to capture their image and go back home

even if i really know a girl, im getting sick of masturbating to her

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I've been living as a woman for nearly a year now.

It's not as fun as I thought it was going to be.

>>26489779
yeah the best part of being a woman is getting free sex and money

>>26489519
I went to a Korean massage parlor for the past three years. That's not the real secret though, only part of it.

There's one girl there that really caught my eye. She was 21 at the time, slim, big boobs, really long hair... basically a fucking hentai goddess.

So I paid and slept with her. And I did over and over again. This was a mistake, you should never use the same prostitute more than once or twice, for good reason.

I fell in love with her. We started talking more and more both before and after sex. I felt guilty when I slept with other girls on the days she wasn't there, like I was cheating on her.

Then I noticed that she wasn't around for about two months. I asked about her and I was told that she moved back to South Korea to be with her family and that she'd sent most of the money she made over to help them.

So yeah, I've been fucking crushed for a while and I haven't gone back there since. Because some part of me figured that because I paid to sleep with her over 30 times that I actually meant something to her.

>>26489541
I used to fap to beast all the time back when motherless was truly a moral-free zone. It was the only thing that got me hard for a while after I moved on from loli.

It all went away a few years ago though. Now the only thing I can get off to is amateur porn. I guess when you spiral down the rabbit hole reality turns into the only thing you can enjoy.

>>26489519
My mom killed herself because I was abusive

>>26489832
Not really, I haven't had any sexual relations yet. I'm too afraid that they'll leave me when they find out that I'm a dude.

The fun part is just living as a girl, it's hard to explain, I just prefer to live life as a girl. I'm just lucky I don't have to become a tranny to do so.

There's a zipcar in Washington DC that I dented accidentally and returned that night. I didn't tell anyone and nothing has come of it

>>26489586
but why? you just hate them?

>>26489878
>I guess when you spiral down the rabbit hole reality turns into the only thing you can enjoy

That's pretty deep anon tbhonest

I had the girl of my dreams in the palm of my hands a little while ago. I had messed around with girls before and had one proper relationship that lasted a year but I completely froze when I was with this girl.

She was shy and socially anxious aswell so it was an orgy of awkwardness when we were together but we liked each other so much we told ourselves that we'll get more comfortable with each other and it would be worth it.

Anyway after about 6 months or so of being in this limbo she tires of me and my inability to convey my feelings or move things forward and before long starts seeing a friend of a friend.

The guy is pretty ugly, cringe levels of awkward, works part time in a shop lives with his parents nearing 30. This guy has given her everything she wanted and she's so happy. Because I can't accept what happened and with our friendship circles so close I just stopped doing things.

I have lost contact with near all of my friends now and sit alone most nights. I can't bear the thought of seeing them. It's stupid and none of them know why although I'm sure they must have their suspicions. I got this way because I am a coward, because I am slightly sociopathic and I got fucked over by somebody I thought was a "loser." I am literally the cancer of this board, the failed normie, the lowest of the low and been put through a lot of emotionally suffering all for the sake of a fucking girl. God I am pathetic.

>>26490119
girls don't know whats good for them or what they want.
she will eventually get bored with this shitty loser and move on to some failed chad

>cum to crush's tablet pc

That's my worse secret tbqh

Im in to giantess porn

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I browse R9K every day and pretend to empathise with everyone but really I'm a pretty successful normie

I jerk off to both straight porn and tranny porn. I fantasize on a regular basis about meeting a qt "girl", having everything in common with her, hitting it off and taking her back to my place for sex and she gets anxious and really nervous and it turns out she has a dick. She says to me "you don't want me anymore, do you?" And I just tell her she's beautiful and press her against the wall and passionately kiss her. After that we'd be in a passionate relationship. We'd play vidya, watch anime and cuddle for hours, have amazing sex, everything would be perfect. No one would suspect that she's a guy, cause she'd be such a qt.

>>26489878
that's why I watch amateur beast porn
pornsocket has a pretty good collection

>>26489519
I'm actually a boy, though nobody would know unless i told them.

I have a powerful armpit fetish and even when playing truth or dare with my only two friends in the world I couldn't confess it for some reason. It's embarrassing.

I am a Chad, Ivy League, private equity and have a fiancee and drive a porsche 911. I came here cause my pathetic cousin browsed this shit and now I am addicted to this place cause I have no one to bully irl

>>26491156
But really we know you're a loser who pretends to be a condescending fuck online to compensate for crippling depression

I'm a virgin who's never had a girlfriend.

Are you satisfied, /r9k/?

In my teens, I dressed up in my brother's girlfriend's lingerie and pranced around like a faggot. May have masturbated too. Shameful.

I slam my mom on occasion. She's not attractive, I'm just a failed Chad and it's the only bit of action I can be bothered with anymore. It shuts her up and keeps her off my back so at least there's that.

Almost every day I jack off with pants and trousers on, just because I fear being caught with the dick out and I'm satanically lazy. And I sometimes have to sneak and change clothes for the suspicios stain that appears after fapping.
The bad part of living with parents

I want to be a girl raped by tentacles

I stalk girls online that don't even know I exist

FINE, IF YOU INSIST:

I DIDN'T REWIND THE DVD! ALL RIGHT, NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!

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I want to be a pregnant cowgirl.

I'm a man.

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>back in high school I sold a nerdy guy "weed" it was a bag of broccoli and oregano
>i sold him it three times before he "went elsewhere"

>i haven't worn panties all year. made it my resolution to not and see how long I can go.

>scrubbed my butthole once with roommates toothbrush after she sold several of my PS3 games for drug money.

When I was in highschool I was really obsessed with my best friend, I followed him around everywhere, and I still have all our old messages archived. He got really fucking scared because he thought I was going to rape him, because I sent him messages that sort of hinted at that, and at one point I groped his ass on his way home from school. No one really knows about this aside from me and him, and although he told the school's principal he left out a lot which probably would've got me in a lot more trouble (I only got suspended). He moved away a while back, and I've been searching but I can't find anything under his name on the internet, so he's probably gone forever.

I''m getting a boner from balloons, I dunno why inflating stuff just makes me hard.

>>26491212
Why would we be satisfied? go out meet people and dont sit at home boy.

>>26489883

Wow

Have you stopped abusing people?

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>>26491191

kek, just because most people here are pathetic losers doesn't mean all are.

Here is me and my gf at the L'Atelier de Joel Robuchon.

>>26489519
i rub my hard cock on my 6 year old cousin everytime she comes over. i taught her to make out. made her stroke it once.

>>26491802
that's not your photo. That's a photo you saved 2 times

I have a sneaking suspicion that 4chan isn't very anonymous except to users themselves and that there is a more than likely probability of a database somewhere that catalogs a users posts along with their personal info, internet history etc... etc...

>>26491869
Hi Chinese moot!!

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>>26491869

YOU'RE GONNA KILL THE THREAD KNOCK IT OFF!!!!

I regularly photoshop my friends into porn scenes

I'm 5'6 and I agreed to let a 6'1 wimmin peg me.

I didn't enjoy it

>>26491802

Anon is an homo bum who lives under the bridge and eats dog food.

>>26489519
i check out my cousins wife all the time. she knows it and likes it, and purposely puts on little "shows" for me. it's been escalating to the point that she now "accidentally" rubs her ass up against my crotch area when walking past me sometimes (when cousin isn't around). we both know what we're doing and where this is going.

my cousin is like my brother, my only friend... and he has a 2 year old daughter. i don't want to break up that family. i know i have to stop what i'm doing, but fuck man... i probably wont stop.

I lie more than I tell the truth and I exaggerate how bad my life is to get the sympathy of others. I'm still a HHKV though so I still belong here.

>>26491869
Nobody ever said it was anonymous to the admin or mods, it's just for the users.

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>>26491850

then why do i have more?

>>26489586

I killed just one with a hunting knife. Also killed several kittens with a stick.
Never used poison, but its an interesting tactic.

>>26491802
Why the fuck would you be on an autistic sock puppet enthusiast forum while you're at dinner during their peak hours on Valentine's Day? That's right, because you aren't faggot.

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I burned the house down.

>>26491358

lol, who doesnt?

I've slept with five different escorts but I've never so much as held hands with a girl I didn't pay.

>>26492020
Genuinely curious, how come?

>>26492017
>I'll have the valentines special, for one
>Y-y-y-you too

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>>26489541
I let my dog fuck me in the ass

I'm a guy

MFW

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>>26491869
sometimes when I lay down to go to bed I wonder if the police are going to come through my door and arrest me one day for the things i've said online

>>26491135
Damn, I only have regular armpits. ;(

>>26492102
If that did happen.. Like, if everything I've ever said online was documented and used against me it would make me look like I'm so much worse than I am. Sometimes I'm just being edgy, or even (And I know it's wrong), but I just go on the internet and tell lies. Fucked up weird lies, to get a stir or interesting reaction out of people.

>>26492069

Some faggot dog was taking shits close to my door. Brought a plastic bag (pretending it was food) and the knife behind my back (the dog wasnt that large). Placed the bag in the floor, he approached thinking it was food (neighbours used to do this) and slowly grabbed his collar and then stabbed him fast several times on the sides.
The kittens I killed because I was under orders of my grandfather, because some faggot cat had their offspring in one of his terrains, so my grandfather wanted them all out.

>>26491923
Made me chuckle, show us some.

>>26489519
I shot my neighbors dog 4 or 5 years ago because it barked all night. Waited until neighbors left and shot it with my dad's glock and through it in the trash at a strip mall and cleaned up the bloody dirt

Felt bad but I can sleep

>>26492148
>but I just go on the internet and tell lies
Nice try senpai

>>26489519
I fap to traps occasionally.

>>26492086
>>26492034

that was from last year

>>26492170
Now my ass is covered for when the NSA comes knocking.

>>26492157
More animal killing stories, I like them.

My biggest confession? I seldom lie on the Internet ever since I've stopped hacking a few years back. It's a relief. I really have no reason to hide anything anymore and I genuinely feel good about that.

>>26492159
I rarely save them, most turn out like shit so I just close them down straight away.

I probably would, but some people I know lurk here

>>26491928
I want to try it, but I'm scared I won't enjoy it either.

>>26489519
I get off to irl shota

>>26492164
What did the neighbor's do?

>>26492054
T-that's sad...
Are you obese and bald?

>>26492164
dude my white trash neighbors have 3 dogs that go all night, can you make a stop here please?

I lie to pretty much everyone I ever meet. It's kind of fun keeping it up and I get immense pleasure when they actually believe me. I only tell the truth to a few people that I actually care about. I know this sounds edgy but it's like a game to me; knowing what I said and to whom I said it, and keeping up the facade: it's all a game to me.

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>>26492102
when I posted cp on this website called funnyjunk I was so fucking scared of that happening to me for a few days after I did it. Now 3 years later and nothing has happened.

Had a short relationship with my grandma from which a pregnancy resulted. No one else in our family knows and we will keep it that way.

>>26489519
When I was 9 or 10, a friend and I "experimented" a few times. We jerked off in front of each other (without cumming ofc), touched each other's dick and one time he wanted me to fuck his ass. Didn't really put it in the hole though, just rubbed it in between his cheeks.

>have foot and tickling fetish
>tickled my niece's feet on several occasions when I was a teenager

Pretty goddamn pathetic.

When I was young I read in a book that mother dogs would clean their pups piss and shit by licking it off of them. I went and got my dog. Pissed all over my balls and got it to lick them. I am not proud of that moment.

I want to kill myself badly. Snub-nosed .38. It makes me sexually aroused when I think of it.