Who here /laughsattheirownposts/ >make hilarious post >spend

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>>26477454
same, i posted this and laughed for days even though the post got zero (you)s

I write something I find hilarious, 10 minutes later browsing through the pages, and come across something really funny, only then realize it was my post

>>26477454

>make post, laugh a little
>somebody replies saying they laughed
>reread my post while laughing for the next few minutes

yep

>>26477491
hilarious post, here is your (You), (you) earned it

Even if my post gets no (you)s i like to think somebody laughed

>>26477491
hey hey you you!

Not a bad post

>>26477528
I believe that some people will definitely laugh at a post even if they don't reply. I do this plenty of times so that's what I tell myself other people do.

>>26477506
>Reply to thread
>Keep browsing thread
>Come across post that I totally agree with
>Feel good that someone shares my opinions
>It's my own post

>>26477491
>Live bees, none of that canned crap
made me laugh. Have a (you).

>see my post got a (you)
>disagrees with me and tells me to get out
>get uncontrollable rage thinking about that reply for the next hour

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>>26477491
bretty gud
gfhgh

>make long story (4 posts) that's personal and interesting (imo, it's rather dramatic even)
>nobody sends me a (you)
>reply to own post 'wow that was really awkward and he didn't even talk to people most of the time'
>no reaction, thread carries on with boring shit
Damn it.

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>>26477491
this is actually pretty clever
gfdgdsgd

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>Make post that I expect nobody to reply to or someone to reply negatively
>Someone replies positively

>>26477793
i am being NEGATIVE towards you BECAUSE i have PROBLEMS

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>see and okay post
>think that it's an okay post
>refresh and see someone replied "lmao" or some other variant
>all of a sudden I find the post hilarious

>>26477454
i do that shit all the time, lmao.

i even read my posts out loud, reread it again if i notice i have (you)'s and then i read the (you)'s. im weird as fuck lol

>>26477491
Above average post anon.

>>26477999
I literally chuckled out loud, it's so sad

>>26478061
thank you, now im laughing at my own post

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>>26477454
>see an absurdly hilarious post
>laugh for 30+ minutes
>leave the thread without replying

>>26478103
you are literally the devil himself. you need to make people feel loved

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>>26478135
>make someone feel loved
>don't actually have any positive feelings toward them
Oh anon you devilish mastermind you.

>>26477978
I think it's funnier than before, but if it gets to three replies and I'm still not laughing I start to think it's less funny. The initial bump is me trying to see the humor in it, I guess.

>having 1 on 1 conversation
>get repeating digits
>depending on the severity of your digits, your discussion and possibly the thread is likely finished

>be me earlier playing vidya
>my screen name is some dark humour type shit I thought was funny
>guy mentions that it's funny
>honestly felt pretty good and kept thinking about what he said
>second guy laughs about my name
>the two guys laugh about it together
>feels good to know I made someone laugh
The name was TheReasonDadHitsMom

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>>26478293
>put profile picture as tide
>put name as oxiclean
>have this name for months and no one ever notices my "mistake".
>someone finally notices and laughs
>feelsgood

>>26478293
>that name
>funny

Fuck off you sad sack of shit

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>>26477454
Yes
>sir yes ma'am roboto

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>see a hilarious post
>laugh for 15 minutes straight
>reply to tell the anon his joke was utter shit

>>26478539
Gee you sound salty, it bring back some bad memories or something?

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>Make hilarious post that I think will amuse the anons.
>Get no replies
>Come back after thread has 404'd
>"Underrated post"

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>>26478293
>>26478539
I laughed, it was honestly better than I expected after seeing a lot of the autistic shit

>>26477673

>Make a reply that utterly destroys him.
>404 you cannot reply to this thread anymore.

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>Make hilarious post
>Someone screencaps it
>You see it posted a couple of times in humour threads.

I've never made anything big but I made a copypasta about wanting to go back in time and have sex with Australopithecus that was shared on /b/ for a bit.

Also a pasta about how stupid Assassin's Creed 3 was that was shared on /v/ during the run up to its release.

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>>26478729
Like losing a winning lottery ticket
Also;
>make a hilarious post
>everything works out even had a fitting reaction image
>'post successful'
>moments later the thread gets pruned
>no replies after my post
>no (you)'s

>>26477454
who else but me of course

>Someone includes your replies in a screencapped thread.

If you ever see the classic "Heated spoon" troll thread from around 2010, two of the comments in that thread are mine, and I didn't actually do it.

Devilish.

>That thread was 6 years ago

What on Earth am I doing with my life?

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>make hilarious NEET post
>expertly crafted to stir up wagecucks
>wagies get absolutely fucking triggered
>re-read post and kek to myself.

>Write new jokes daily for NEET comedy threads insulting wagecucks, femanons, mods, jannies and robots
>Actually just want to brighten their day slightly by making them laugh

>make hilarious post
>no (You)s
>screenshot it an post it to /r/4chan
>2000+ up votes everytime

Truly the smuggest of feels

>>26477673
You're a faggot if you do that.

>>26478953
Hi based NEET comedian

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>>26478596
Kek'd

Fukn orig comment can't even kek in peace

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>>26477708
here is (you)r (you) sad boi

>>26478664
you deserve a (fuck you)

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Of course I laugh at my own posts, I'm dad.

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>set stupid file names for my reaction pics
>bottom text

>>26477491
did you really do that though? It seems like a legit idea

>tfw every feel post I make never gets you back with some discussion or even a 'i know that feel'

>>26477491
heres one free (you) in exchange for making me kek, freindorino

>>26479519
>one free (you) in exchange
Haha what

>>26478766
cheer up m8
here is one free (you)
enjoy it

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>>26478664
M4DMAN

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>be at Wendy's with mumums
>do poopie

Now here's the deal: you guys give me at least 2 (you)'s for this post or I will screencap it and proceed to post it on r/4chan, 9gag, and funnyjunk, bringing even more normalfags to this board.

You have one hour.

>>26478967
most screen cap threads must be by the same guy, they're all in the same format with the same stupid reaction pictures. usually has that golden smile, plus this old guy laughing, and another with one of those donkey kong style 'kek' or something text underneath the picture

makes me slightly annoyed about how they format it and include those stupid pictures in them

>>26477454

>get top keks
>get (You)'s
>get oc used
>get copy pasta used

but its only my dead brain shit that people find funny, stuff i put effort into gets nothing... im to meta for this www.org/4chan.net.au

>>26479874

A (You) a day keeps a naughty poo poo away.
please man
my mum has started calling me a normie, this HAS TO end.

>>26479874
t-take it easy know.. we dont want no truble

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>>26477491

I chuclked, nice breh, desu desu

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I don't laugh at my own posts, but every time I see this fucking picture I can't help but lose it.
It's so perfect.

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>>26478293

Heh he he, i laughed a little, nice.

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>>26479874
>>26479892
>>26479895
>spend hours trying to make funny greentexts to get a few (you)
>this faggot gets 2 in less than 10 minutes by threatening

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i usually imange posts in my head when im at work and what image to go with it, then starts to laugh
>Anon whats so funny?
>you would not get it..
>come on anon!
>ok so there is this frog on the internet..

>>26479950

I respect and love your OC.
remember... its the things that ARENT said that speak volume, a (You) is great. but top kek, lol, lel... etc. are buzzwords put forward by entry level 4channers man.
remember, its not the size of the (You) but how the robot (Uses) it.

here kid, im no neet, i got a lot of (You)'s in the bank... take a couple... looks like you could do with a few.

>>26479963
im the exact same lmao

im working and will think of a funny post I saw and start laughing about it and everyone just looks at me like im insane

>coldly type in a post
>check back an hour later
>get a (You) saying "kek"
>realise my post was quite funny
>laugh for 10 minutes

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>>26479972
>mfw it was me who posted that screencapping threat
>mfw that sob story netted me another (you)

>>26479998
Iktf tbqh, sometimes I do really autistic shit behind my monitor like yell kek really loud and scream REEEEEEEEE when I see a normie post

>never make funny posts
>never get (you)s

I laugh at my own jokes irl for a lot longer than anyone else. Am I not funny guys?

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>>26477454
You're such a faggot OP.

I bet you leave your post open in a tab for weeks constantly rereading and laughing at them.

>make a post
>read it pretending I'm someone else reading it for the first time
even this post

>>26480167
Either you or op is that stupid NEET comedian. I hate you both regardless.

>>26477491
I wew'd rather heavily, friend

>>26478764
>make a post
>someone screencaps it
>posts on reddit
>redditors make le funny jokes about autism, tendies and gbp

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stop pretending and go an elliot already you coward fucks

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>make a macro image that fits your thread \ post's context
>people start using your image

A sublime feel.

>>26480257
>stop pretending and go an elliot already you coward fucks
nice try shill.
you just want the beta retards to all go elliot rodger so that you can push your anti gun adgenda, and site all the robot mass shottings as reason as to why it isn't totally batshit insane.

>typing out a huge post in an argument
>stop and realize what I'm doing
>i'm sitting alone on my computer banging away at the keyboard furiously trying to prove wrong some guy who probably lives on another continent knowing full well that no matter how long I spend typing the thread will 404 in a few hours anyway and all my typing and arguing was for nothing and in the end I probably didn't even convince the other guy to see my point of view so I basically just completely wasted my time
>do it all again in the next thread

>start typing post
>have an existential crisis right in the middle
>"in the end it doesn't even matter if I post it or not someone, hell probably that same motherfucker is gonna post the same dumb fucking retarded post the next hour anyway"
>delete post
>exit thread
>sob

>>26478764

I created the "friendzoned by a prostitute" pasta that went around for a while. Honestly I just felt hollow because it was pretty lame and clearly bullshit. Felt weird knowing that the most widely read piece of writing I will ever produce was a terrible shitpost on /b/.

>>26480362
>anti gun
>implying i'm even american
>implying your muh guns will change anything ever

>betas
>not omegas

back to /pol/ you retarded burger

>>26477491
I giggled m8y here's your (you)

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>>26480404
we know that feel bro,

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>>26477491
>tfw no canned bees

>>26480404
but anon, that's exactly what I do too!

>>26477491
(You) original content bro

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Only did that once with pic related.

>>26480404
>start typing post
>realize how dumb and insignificant it is
>end up not posting anything

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>>26481370
At least he can't get trolled