Who here /laughsattheirownposts/
>make hilarious post
>spend 10 minutes laughing and rereading it
same, i posted this and laughed for days even though the post got zero (you)s
>make long story (4 posts) that's personal and interesting (imo, it's rather dramatic even)
>nobody sends me a (you)
>reply to own post 'wow that was really awkward and he didn't even talk to people most of the time'
>no reaction, thread carries on with boring shit
>Make post that I expect nobody to reply to or someone to reply negatively
>Someone replies positively
>see and okay post
>think that it's an okay post
>refresh and see someone replied "lmao" or some other variant
>all of a sudden I find the post hilarious
>see an absurdly hilarious post
>laugh for 30+ minutes
>leave the thread without replying
>make someone feel loved
>don't actually have any positive feelings toward them
Oh anon you devilish mastermind you.
I think it's funnier than before, but if it gets to three replies and I'm still not laughing I start to think it's less funny. The initial bump is me trying to see the humor in it, I guess.
>be me earlier playing vidya
>my screen name is some dark humour type shit I thought was funny
>guy mentions that it's funny
>honestly felt pretty good and kept thinking about what he said
>second guy laughs about my name
>the two guys laugh about it together
>feels good to know I made someone laugh
The name was
>put profile picture as tide
>put name as oxiclean
>have this name for months and no one ever notices my "mistake".
>someone finally notices and laughs
>see a hilarious post
>laugh for 15 minutes straight
>reply to tell the anon his joke was utter shit
>Make hilarious post that I think will amuse the anons.
>Get no replies
>Come back after thread has 404'd
I laughed, it was honestly better than I expected after seeing a lot of the autistic shit
>Make hilarious post
>Someone screencaps it
>You see it posted a couple of times in humour threads.
I've never made anything big but I made a copypasta about wanting to go back in time and have sex with Australopithecus that was shared on /b/ for a bit.
Also a pasta about how stupid Assassin's Creed 3 was that was shared on /v/ during the run up to its release.
Like losing a winning lottery ticket
>make a hilarious post
>everything works out even had a fitting reaction image
>moments later the thread gets pruned
>no replies after my post
>Someone includes your replies in a screencapped thread.
If you ever see the classic "Heated spoon" troll thread from around 2010, two of the comments in that thread are mine, and I didn't actually do it.
>That thread was 6 years ago
What on Earth am I doing with my life?
>make hilarious NEET post
>expertly crafted to stir up wagecucks
>wagies get absolutely fucking triggered
>re-read post and kek to myself.
>set stupid file names for my reaction pics
>be at Wendy's with mumums
Now here's the deal: you guys give me at least 2 (you)'s for this post or I will screencap it and proceed to post it on r/4chan, 9gag, and funnyjunk, bringing even more normalfags to this board.
You have one hour.
most screen cap threads must be by the same guy, they're all in the same format with the same stupid reaction pictures. usually has that golden smile, plus this old guy laughing, and another with one of those donkey kong style 'kek' or something text underneath the picture
makes me slightly annoyed about how they format it and include those stupid pictures in them
>get top keks
>get oc used
>get copy pasta used
but its only my dead brain shit that people find funny, stuff i put effort into gets nothing... im to meta for this www.org/4chan.net.au
I don't laugh at my own posts, but every time I see this fucking picture I can't help but lose it.
It's so perfect.
>spend hours trying to make funny greentexts to get a few (you)
>this faggot gets 2 in less than 10 minutes by threatening
i usually imange posts in my head when im at work and what image to go with it, then starts to laugh
>Anon whats so funny?
>you would not get it..
>come on anon!
>ok so there is this frog on the internet..
I respect and love your OC.
remember... its the things that ARENT said that speak volume, a (You) is great. but top kek, lol, lel... etc. are buzzwords put forward by entry level 4channers man.
remember, its not the size of the (You) but how the robot (Uses) it.
here kid, im no neet, i got a lot of (You)'s in the bank... take a couple... looks like you could do with a few.
>mfw it was me who posted that screencapping threat
>mfw that sob story netted me another (you)
You're such a faggot OP.
I bet you leave your post open in a tab for weeks constantly rereading and laughing at them.
stop pretending and go an elliot already you coward fucks
>make a macro image that fits your thread \ post's context
>people start using your image
A sublime feel.
>stop pretending and go an elliot already you coward fucks
nice try shill.
you just want the beta retards to all go elliot rodger so that you can push your anti gun adgenda, and site all the robot mass shottings as reason as to why it isn't totally batshit insane.
>typing out a huge post in an argument
>stop and realize what I'm doing
>i'm sitting alone on my computer banging away at the keyboard furiously trying to prove wrong some guy who probably lives on another continent knowing full well that no matter how long I spend typing the thread will 404 in a few hours anyway and all my typing and arguing was for nothing and in the end I probably didn't even convince the other guy to see my point of view so I basically just completely wasted my time
>do it all again in the next thread
>start typing post
>have an existential crisis right in the middle
>"in the end it doesn't even matter if I post it or not someone, hell probably that same motherfucker is gonna post the same dumb fucking retarded post the next hour anyway"
I created the "friendzoned by a prostitute" pasta that went around for a while. Honestly I just felt hollow because it was pretty lame and clearly bullshit. Felt weird knowing that the most widely read piece of writing I will ever produce was a terrible shitpost on /b/.