Why not join the Unification Church?

>>26473761
What? Is it really that simple?

>>26473761
tfw seriously considering it.

I'm a white girl with a native asian fetish.

Where do I sign up? Give details anon.

>>26473967

>It's an "Asian Masculinity" shill thread

because koreans are fucking disgusting and their language sounds like someone gargling dicks

>>26474043
>>26473761
No more needs to be said lads

>>26473761
>implying i want to be married

>>26473761
Because Christianity is a lie that I don't buy.
I have my own faith.

Mostly koreans huh? Where do I sign up?

the girls won't fart into jars, so there's no point to joining

Wait is this real?

>>26473967
>>26473880
>>26474985
>>26474233
>Joining a cult to get pussy

>>26474224
>Christianity is a lie
Nice lie.

>>26475079
so a lie within a lie is the truth

>>26473761
>tfw you tricked me in here with a picture that looked like penguins
>tfw not a thread about the similarity between penguins and bots
>tfw not even attracted to asian girls

>>26475063
>tfw not joining a cult for pussy

>>26475079
>tfw what

>no face

>>26475126
No? Stop trying to sound intelligent you non-entity.

>>26475180
a non-entity that belief in a cosmic zombie invented by the Jews. I wouldn't take that seriously instead.

>>26475219
nice le reddit youtube memes!!!!!!!!!!

>>26475238
Nah Reddit totally ripped this shit off from ED sometime ago.