If you're really forever alone, why not join the Unification Church? They provide you with a wife/husband during their matching ceremony. They're mostly gonna be Koreans too and we all know /r9k/ has yellow fever.
>tfw you tricked me in here with a picture that looked like penguins
>tfw not a thread about the similarity between penguins and bots
>tfw not even attracted to asian girls
>tfw not joining a cult for pussy