Should I r9k?

>>26473363
That is such a risky idea and depends on so many factors that I can't in good conscience not say yes. Knock yourself out, anon.

>>26473363
No.
>M'lady, I'd like to bestow my best wishes and regards on this fine day of Valentines.

lowercase that M you intolerable beta

>Merry

Happy

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I mean I dont really know her that well, i met her on tinder

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>>26473395
yeah send her this

what could go wrong?

>normiebook

You're already too far gone.

>>26473363

No

Try something light hearted/casual

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>>26473363
change it to "waddup biatch" and you'll be fine

>>26473363
Post:
>Hey wanna hear a joke? What has two thumbs and wants to be your valentine? This guy! hahaha ;D

>>26473402
this

typing in lowercase makes you seem casual and laid back

Typing properly makes you sound formal and too attentive.

When you spend a lot of time on the internet you become wary of these type of things. You can also identify if the poster is a girl or underage.

>>26473614
that is adorable

originallll

>>26473618
Good tip famalam
>>26473395
Might try this too

>>26473618
>You can also identify if the poster is a girl or underage.
how so?

>>26473606
I like large fries

>>26473395
This.
It may seem like a 50/50 or debatable thing to do at the moment, but I guarantee ~2 years from know when you're looking at another failed attempt to get a gf you will wish you hadn't done shit like this

>>26473395
>>26473642
no this is fucking neckbeard shit no girl will fall for this

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>>26473699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRCNeBjrFuc


original comment dawg

oirignal comment

when did /r9k/ become r9k?

>>26473809
when niggers took over baltimore and formed the new africa republic

>>26473809
>implying it's not [r9k]

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>>26473753
these dubs are for you, Alexa
#MakeHerDayWithDubs