What are you autistically obsessed with r9k?
>looking at store signs and seeing weather they have the little r in a circle, the tm or other such things
>guessing the volume of jars to see how much piss it could potentially hold
>guessing people's height and weight
>looking at car tires to see if they have 4 bolts, 5 bolts or more
pretty autistic T B H F A M
saving the /r9k/ front page every hour and running the results through a word frequency analyzer
I'm a fucking sports autist, I can talk with anyone about any sport. I watch fucking golf all the fucking time for fuck's sake
I know more about television than any one I know
>business (TV constantly switched on CNBC)
>mechanical engineering (learning how)
>programming, but I'm too ADD to learn
I'm obsessed with all these, probably a good thing though.
my eventual suicide :)
Shitposting is all I have left
Even vidya isn't fun anymore
Fuck off normalfags with your REAL interests and passions. Do I need to remind you what a robot is? If your only passions are not
then you are not a robot. Feel free to get the fuck off my board normies.
wanna talk about
witnessed based anon
>historically illiterate white male
Memes aside, I like to believe both sides had their wrongs, but Germany having less of them by taking most of the blame from the Treaty of Versailles (231 clauses for Germany) and also over a small piece of land called Danzig which Poland refused to cede in spite of already having been occupied by Nazis after a coup.
Skincare, I'm a guy and not even a fag yet I obsessively use a huge number of skin products and keep it organised on a spreadsheet. I also pick at my skin a ton so I look like a well moisturised meth addict.
That's pretty weird mang, I mean like really fucking weird.
>well moisturised meth addict
ya got me anon
>Miniature figurines like WH40K, Unfinity, Mordenheim, etc
>don't play the games
>horrible at trying to paint them
>don't own any
>don't pay attention to what the figures story is
>just love going to mini hobby sites, looking at their wips and finished minis, appreciating their skill and the work and effort they put in
>don't comment, don't own any, just like looking at them
pic and links related
I am very autistic about 40k lore and the game at one point, but it is mostly the lore now
The most important thing to come from Europe was the birth of america
At my job the clowns I work with don't allow the glow plugs to fully warm up in our trucks ever
Even in 0 degree Fahrenheit weather
What could happen?
the engine won't run correctly because it's too cold for the fuel to be ignited, because unlike a gasoline engine, diesel requires extremely high pressures and temperatures to ignite the air fuel mixture
feels good to talk about
it probably won't start correctly because the engine block is too cold and it dissipates the heat of the highly compressed air too much for the fuel to be ignited. Could maybe damage the starter and/or drain the battery.
>guns and gunsmithing
>drugs, toxicology, and chemistry
>programming and computers
>school shootings (n-not planning on one at all, just enjoy the psychology of it and knowing the facts of shootings so I can defend gun ownership)
I don't want to be edgy lads, I just am.
Would it eventually cause engine damage?
>snus and other forms of tobacco
>walking in nature
>touching random stuff with my hands until it feels right(i hate it when i do it with the stove)
There is no way to explain it. Whenever I can buy a mask, I buy it. I have two clown masks, one plastic and cheap I got from a street market, and the other a pic related payday Chains mask from the overkill store. I have a rubber pig mask, and another pig mask with black hair, from the SAW movies. I have a bunch of weird ass masks stuffed inside my closet.
Oscar Wilde says we become our true selves when we put masks on
I love to listen to grainy old recordings of exotic music, it just feels more authentic. the best are the traditional pop, early jazz, and SE asia ones. pic related is an amazing comp
I used to have this thing where if I touched something with one hand I'd also have to touch it with the other to "even it out", but I feel like that's actually pretty common. I also did this fucking abstract thing where I'd "respell" words so that they are 10 letters long eg. computer would be "commpuiter".
Just that, I don't really read books anymore I just simulating adaptations or configuration, or look for it in everything.
I don't like anything else scientific, I hate physics and space and everything else except chemestry.
I don't care for the lore or the stories, something about seeing someone's hard work and hours of effort paying off just gets to me
>touching random stuff with my hands until it feels right
I hate this, i can spend up to like 15 mins trying to get "the just right grip on my mouse" and i literally get frustrated and angry if i can't do it
I have a book fetish. I collect mass market paperbacks and put special tape on their spines to keep them in good condition. I don't read most of the books I buy, because I buy so damn many and I have ADHD, so I start and stop constantly when I'm reading. I'll read 50 pages into a novel and really enjoy it and want to see what happens next, but then I put it down and never come back to it and eventually forget it even exists because my attention was piqued by something else.
This is why I've started reading and writing short stories. If I start a short story, I'm going to finish it 90% of the time.
Comic books, video games, dialog in fiction, animation, and philosophy. I'm a huge fucking geek and even my geeky friends can't keep up. I frequently read about the history of cartoons, comics, and vidya. I sometimes break out into lessons to educate normies and my friends because I have nobody to talk to about it. Help me
I like things that have really tight fits. Like machined parts that slide into each for example. But really anything that fits perfectly into something.
Also more abstractly, i really find building design fascinating. Not like architecture, but i love the idea of a big sprawling building with lots of corridors and such. Like a hospital for example.
I guess I'd have to say...like religion and conspiracy theory type stuff. Nothing else really interests me anymore and that's pretty much all I focus on now
I used to be autistically obsessed with music and drugs (not just doing them, like researching everything there is to know about them)
Also, statistics are still pretty comfy
>What are you autistically obsessed with?
>cyborgs or anything bio-mechanical
> parasitic lifeforms
> plants, especially cacti
> drawing scary/grotesque monsters
I used to be more autistic about stuff but then I started drinking. helped me become more normie though occasionally I still have outbursts where people ask me afterwards "how/why the fuck do you know that?"
Ehh...no thanks. I'm a Christfag through and through (don't judge me pls) I did check out Joy of Satan before and it was pretty weak imo
>breakbeats, sampling, etc
>90s digital synthesizers
>the music of britain in the late 80s-mid 90s
>lack the attention span and self-confidence to actually make fleshed-out music of this style but spend a good hour a day reading and fantasizing about this kind of shit
I'd be willing to bet that nobody (especially in America) knows this feel
going on wiki pages of things im interested in and hitting the random page button.
>go on the lord of the rings wiki
>hit random page
>spend 40 minutes reading up on random lore
could be worse senpai.
I do. I love listening to shit from that era - Hardcore, Metalheadz, LTJ Bukem etc.
I bought an Emu e6400 Ultra sampler since that's what the jungle guys from that era all used, but it's a bitch to program. So instead I use Logic and just do it on the computer.
Making music takes a lot of work but its totally worth it. Either get a cracked copy of Ableton or buy Logic if you have a Mac.
No fucking way dude
I have an e6400 (not ultra) for the same reason and don't use it for the same reason (500pg manual)
I use Ableton every day but I don't work on the same thing for more than 2 days until I run out of ideas. I feel like I know how to do everything but I just run out of inspiration easily. I've got 10 yrs of musical experience and I know my way around the program but it doesn't mean dick if you can't make something interesting.
I know it's a long shot but if you want to try and collaborate or just keep in contact I'd love to work something out--this just seems really oddly specific
I like anime and watch it all for hours a day, but that's more to fill time than anything.
I've tried getting into many things during my life, but it's always felt forced and fallen apart as soon as I stopped trying to enjoy it.
4chan has an API, fancy JS engine trickery is pretty overkill.
Anyway, my autism is text. I try to consume all possible information as text, to the point that I work entirely within a TTY and write clients for websites that don't work well in elinks. Even wrote a framebuffer manga reader/scraper a while back for dynastyscans.
Fuuugg. Never thought i'd meet another junglist on r9k. You better post steam/skype/throwaway email now brother
>become autistically obsessed with something
>research every single detail of said thing
>obsession dwindles over time until back to normal levels of interest
>in the end i'm left with a healthy dose of knowledge of said thing
>led lighting (Hue or otherwise)
>everything about cars
>wheel offset, scrub radius, etc... (deserves special mention despite being included in the above)
>trying not to drink so I can get up early
>racing (nascar, f1, indy, etc)
>process improvement and business math
>amps, dacs, and headphones
it varies, some stuff is consistent, but its been wavering into different random shit, some for short 6 month periods since highschool
>cars, military aircraft, guns and legos as kid
>played GTA:SA like I was korean as a kid
>UFO conspiracy stuff as a kid
>was constantly worried about nuclear event/ asteroid hitting the planet
>lighters and firestarters
>media with lots of bishounen
>snowflake/hipster comics and weeb shit like Johnny the homicidal maniac, transmetropolitan, scott pilgrim
>ironically listening to conservative talk radio and art bell (ended up finding O&A out of it)
>obsessed with music from middleschool to like 2010, barely listen to anything after, newest things I bother listening to is chill wave, arcade fire's first 2 albums and animal collective, anamanaguchi, trance/house before annoying "EDM" takeover
>stand up comedy
>origin of homosex
>advertising and marketing (curiosity born out of hatred of it)
>intelligence agencies, coldwar stuff
>discordian stuff, anarchism
>continental philosophy, french deconstructivism
>serial killers, commie dictators
>psych stuff like the MMPI-2
>different kinds of tobacco
>different kinds of alcohol/distillation
>mixed drinks and cocktails or "mixology"
>smoked the most snowflake, eccentric crap to smoke (cloves, those crappy Camel special blends, Nat shermans, Kalifornia Dreams(rainbow clove cigarettes like fantasia or sobranie cocktail)
>nootropics, psychadellics, and pharmacolgy
>tried to figure out the best RYO blend with whole sale leaves after cloves were banned FSC ruined everything