What are you autistically obsessed with r9k? for me: >cars

>>26468141
Thats cool, youd make a great mechanic!

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>>26468141
>looking at store signs and seeing weather they have the little r in a circle, the tm or other such things
>guessing the volume of jars to see how much piss it could potentially hold
>guessing people's height and weight
>looking at car tires to see if they have 4 bolts, 5 bolts or more

pretty autistic T B H F A M

>>26468141
Trains, planes and road bikes

bump

>v3ry0r1ginal

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>>26468141

saving the /r9k/ front page every hour and running the results through a word frequency analyzer

>>26468141
>my reddit karma points
>my reddit account
>making sure to make the wittiest comment I can on reddit before others take it
>starting cancerous pun threads on reddit
>reddit

>>26468141
rare pepes

>mooted 4 unoriginal comment

>>26468141

Lab/test equipment

>>26468406

You should look into automating that with a headless client such as phantom JS

>sports
I'm a fucking sports autist, I can talk with anyone about any sport. I watch fucking golf all the fucking time for fuck's sake
>television
I know more about television than any one I know

>>26468141
OnE oF these things is not like the other

is this how you do spoilers

Fursuits

making "easy" money by doing crimes. stock markets, justice systems

>>26468141
Anon, I'm not sure if you think it's bad or something, but there's literally nothing wrong with being obsessed with cars and how engines work.

History. I fucking study history so damn much but nobody seems to share my interest. I could literally talk for HOURS about European History but nobody will do it.

>>26468406
What are your findings?

>>26468599

Whats the most interesting thing that happened in europe?

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>math
>philosophy
>business (TV constantly switched on CNBC)
>mechanical engineering (learning how)
>programming, but I'm too ADD to learn
>psychology

I'm obsessed with all these, probably a good thing though.

>>26468141
I have no interests whatsoever. I wish I had autism level interest in something so bad.

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>>26468141
>cars
>guns
>military gear
>bikes
>shoes
>knots
>vidya

my eventual suicide :)

>>26468673
a lot of things famalam, like the Roman Empire, the Renaissance, the Greeks, the French Revolution, etc

my saxophone

>>26468598
i think he means he takes it bit farther than the average person and those persons may find it odd or concerning

>>26468687
I wish I was obsessed with math and mechanical engineering, then I could go to college and get a fucking career instead of being a 23 year old wagecuck for McDonald's

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Shitposting is all I have left

Even vidya isn't fun anymore

>>26468141
choo-choo trains

Fuck off normalfags with your REAL interests and passions. Do I need to remind you what a robot is? If your only passions are not
>anime
>waifus
>japanese culture
>tentacle porn
then you are not a robot. Feel free to get the fuck off my board normies.

>>26468887
>implying all robots have to be Weeaboos

>>26468725
Those are literally the most entry level events to happen. You sound like a woman trying to be so nerdy xD
Fuck off

>>26468141
>fire
>guns
>military gear/equipment
>space
>history
>trains and planes
>diapers
>computers
>video games

>film making
>comics
>weightlifting
>wrasslin
>porn

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>>26468141
>history
>vidya
>memes
>poker

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>>26468141
wanna talk about diesel engines OP

looking for dubs and trips

>dubs get

>>26469144
I bet you just had an orgasm anon

>>26469079
I can already tell you're an historically illiterate white male who unironically thinks Germany did nothing wrong in WW2, or "b-but the allies were way worse!!"

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>>26469144
witnessed based anon

>>26469144
checkumz

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>>26469175
>historically illiterate white male
Memes aside, I like to believe both sides had their wrongs, but Germany having less of them by taking most of the blame from the Treaty of Versailles (231 clauses for Germany) and also over a small piece of land called Danzig which Poland refused to cede in spite of already having been occupied by Nazis after a coup.

Skincare, I'm a guy and not even a fag yet I obsessively use a huge number of skin products and keep it organised on a spreadsheet. I also pick at my skin a ton so I look like a well moisturised meth addict.

>>26468141
Airplanes

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>>26469275
That's pretty weird mang, I mean like really fucking weird.

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>>26469275
>well moisturised meth addict

ya got me anon

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>Miniature figurines like WH40K, Unfinity, Mordenheim, etc
>don't play the games
>horrible at trying to paint them
>don't own any
>don't pay attention to what the figures story is
>just love going to mini hobby sites, looking at their wips and finished minis, appreciating their skill and the work and effort they put in
>don't comment, don't own any, just like looking at them

pic and links related

http://www.coolminiornot.com/377851

http://www.coolminiornot.com/309987

http://www.coolminiornot.com/300409

>>26469423
that hobby is pretty autistic unlike most of these

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>>26469423
>>26469582
I am very autistic about 40k lore and the game at one point, but it is mostly the lore now

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>>26468725
The most important thing to come from Europe was the birth of america

>cities
>international relations
>foreign countries
>politics
>tech
>cyberpunk-esque shit
>jap shit

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>>26469084
At my job the clowns I work with don't allow the glow plugs to fully warm up in our trucks ever
Even in 0 degree Fahrenheit weather
What could happen?

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>>26468141
>math/science
>pharmacology
>computers/electronics
>psychology
>philosophy
>video games

Programming
Football
Bussy
/k/ shit

>>26469707
>>cyberpunk-esque shit

Visit lainchan and /cyber/ on8ch. Good stuff.

>>26469775
Already on lain and 8gag's /cyb/ is dead af

>>26469712
the engine won't run correctly because it's too cold for the fuel to be ignited, because unlike a gasoline engine, diesel requires extremely high pressures and temperatures to ignite the air fuel mixture

feels good to talk about

>explosives
>memes
>diets
>nutritional values
i spend hours a day reading nutritional labes of hams and other various products...

>>26469014
>the Greeks are an event
>the Romans are an event

How many people actually KNOW anything about those subjects beyond basic High School shit?

>>26469712
it probably won't start correctly because the engine block is too cold and it dissipates the heat of the highly compressed air too much for the fuel to be ignited. Could maybe damage the starter and/or drain the battery.

>guns and gunsmithing
>drugs, toxicology, and chemistry
>programming and computers
>Nazi Germany
>school shootings (n-not planning on one at all, just enjoy the psychology of it and knowing the facts of shootings so I can defend gun ownership)
I don't want to be edgy lads, I just am.

Computers and most tech.

Thats about it.

Synthesizers and Binding of Isaac

Gaming. More specifically, 3ds gaming

>>26468141
Harry Potter. I feel slightly ashamed for this.

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>>26469801
>>26469858
Would it eventually cause engine damage?

>>26469938
I'm not sure, but it's probably not good for the engine. There's a reason they install glow plugs, and it's not so a bunch of feggits can disregard it because
>muh impatience

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>>26468141

>snus and other forms of tobacco
>vidya
>music
>walking in nature
>touching random stuff with my hands until it feels right(i hate it when i do it with the stove)

>>26469985
One of our diesel trucks has a quarter million miles on it
Should I buy it

History of the roman empire and roman republic.

Also human genetics.

>>26468141
>guns
>history
>science
>oneitis
>political philosophy
>higher thinking

NBA basketball statistics and analytics, I play NBA 2k hundreds of hours in a given month

>backpacks
I feel naked without one

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>>26468141
>Masks
There is no way to explain it. Whenever I can buy a mask, I buy it. I have two clown masks, one plastic and cheap I got from a street market, and the other a pic related payday Chains mask from the overkill store. I have a rubber pig mask, and another pig mask with black hair, from the SAW movies. I have a bunch of weird ass masks stuffed inside my closet.

>>26470063
if it's a good price then phuqq yeah

Video games. Playing them & making them.

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>>26470258
Oscar Wilde says we become our true selves when we put masks on

>>26470339
damn son, that makes a bit of sense

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BGJn3NAz8c

I love to listen to grainy old recordings of exotic music, it just feels more authentic. the best are the traditional pop, early jazz, and SE asia ones. pic related is an amazing comp

>>26470258
have you ever seen

the dark knight rises

I used to have this thing where if I touched something with one hand I'd also have to touch it with the other to "even it out", but I feel like that's actually pretty common. I also did this fucking abstract thing where I'd "respell" words so that they are 10 letters long eg. computer would be "commpuiter".

>>26470401
Actually not, I keep delaying it

>>26470428
That's actually a form of OCD

>Math
>Topology
>Patterns

Just that, I don't really read books anymore I just simulating adaptations or configuration, or look for it in everything.

I don't like anything else scientific, I hate physics and space and everything else except chemestry.

Also
>Sculptures/Sculpting

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>>26469639

I don't care for the lore or the stories, something about seeing someone's hard work and hours of effort paying off just gets to me

>>26470456
Well now I know.

>>26470032
>touching random stuff with my hands until it feels right

I hate this, i can spend up to like 15 mins trying to get "the just right grip on my mouse" and i literally get frustrated and angry if i can't do it

I enjoy wagecucking
I'm not even joking. I feel like I'm slacking if I'm not working 60 hours a week. I get paid minimum wage so if I don't I pretty much can't live anyways.

>>26470428
i have a similar thing where if i touch something i have to feel it with my palm also to feel less uncomftroable.

I have a book fetish. I collect mass market paperbacks and put special tape on their spines to keep them in good condition. I don't read most of the books I buy, because I buy so damn many and I have ADHD, so I start and stop constantly when I'm reading. I'll read 50 pages into a novel and really enjoy it and want to see what happens next, but then I put it down and never come back to it and eventually forget it even exists because my attention was piqued by something else.

This is why I've started reading and writing short stories. If I start a short story, I'm going to finish it 90% of the time.

>>26468141
>fapping
>weed
>big asses
>rpg

rockets, engines of all kinds (steam, IC, diesel, stirling, even jets), the board game Go, clocks, planes

Printers, fans, airplanes, and maps.

I'm obsessed with Sega.

>>26469853
Not you, roastie whore cunt bitch slut rake

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>>26470576

feels good to not be alone

>>26470626
That sounds like me, but instead of books, it's internet tabs

>>26470428
I do the same hand thing and I would also rearrange words so they had 10 syllables in proper iambac pentameter, adding or removing words if necessary

>>26470991
Rearrange sentences I mean.

Stickers. I peel them off of things and play with them (sticking them to each of my fingers and peeling them off again)I'm retarded

>>26468141
Comic books, video games, dialog in fiction, animation, and philosophy. I'm a huge fucking geek and even my geeky friends can't keep up. I frequently read about the history of cartoons, comics, and vidya. I sometimes break out into lessons to educate normies and my friends because I have nobody to talk to about it. Help me

I like things that have really tight fits. Like machined parts that slide into each for example. But really anything that fits perfectly into something.

Also more abstractly, i really find building design fascinating. Not like architecture, but i love the idea of a big sprawling building with lots of corridors and such. Like a hospital for example.

>>26468141
I guess I'd have to say...like religion and conspiracy theory type stuff. Nothing else really interests me anymore and that's pretty much all I focus on now

I used to be autistically obsessed with music and drugs (not just doing them, like researching everything there is to know about them)

Also, statistics are still pretty comfy

Aviation/Stock Market

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>What are you autistically obsessed with?
Her.

>>26468141
I can't get to be obsessed with a specific topic. I'm always bored.

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>>26468141

>pot smoking
>rope lights
>cleaning
>bicycles
>cyborgs or anything bio-mechanical
> parasitic lifeforms
> aliens/UFOs
> plants, especially cacti
> drawing scary/grotesque monsters

>>26471675
you should check out Joy of Satan if you like religion and conspiracy theories, it has both. Pretty interesting for me.

>Aliens
>History
>Paranormal

>>26473472
>pot smoking
>cleaning
That is a god tier combination. If you can break the lazy feeling weed gives you cleaning can be a joy.

I used to be more autistic about stuff but then I started drinking. helped me become more normie though occasionally I still have outbursts where people ask me afterwards "how/why the fuck do you know that?"

Words and language.

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>>26473508
Ehh...no thanks. I'm a Christfag through and through (don't judge me pls) I did check out Joy of Satan before and it was pretty weak imo

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SEND HELP

F F# A B C C#

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>breakbeats, sampling, etc
>90s digital synthesizers
>the music of britain in the late 80s-mid 90s
>lack the attention span and self-confidence to actually make fleshed-out music of this style but spend a good hour a day reading and fantasizing about this kind of shit

I'd be willing to bet that nobody (especially in America) knows this feel

going on wiki pages of things im interested in and hitting the random page button.
>go on the lord of the rings wiki
>hit random page
>spend 40 minutes reading up on random lore
could be worse senpai.

>>26469042
Except for the dipers, you de em like a nice guy

>>26474060
I do. I love listening to shit from that era - Hardcore, Metalheadz, LTJ Bukem etc.

I bought an Emu e6400 Ultra sampler since that's what the jungle guys from that era all used, but it's a bitch to program. So instead I use Logic and just do it on the computer.

Making music takes a lot of work but its totally worth it. Either get a cracked copy of Ableton or buy Logic if you have a Mac.

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>>26474119
No fucking way dude
I have an e6400 (not ultra) for the same reason and don't use it for the same reason (500pg manual)
I use Ableton every day but I don't work on the same thing for more than 2 days until I run out of ideas. I feel like I know how to do everything but I just run out of inspiration easily. I've got 10 yrs of musical experience and I know my way around the program but it doesn't mean dick if you can't make something interesting.
I know it's a long shot but if you want to try and collaborate or just keep in contact I'd love to work something out--this just seems really oddly specific

>shitty music (drum n bass, yung lean, sadwave)
>shitty clothing
>knights and medieval times
>games like dark souls

How many 'tisms do i have?

>>26468141
>Nutrition Facts
>Doorways
>Windows

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>video games
>anime

Nothing really

I like anime and watch it all for hours a day, but that's more to fill time than anything.

I've tried getting into many things during my life, but it's always felt forced and fallen apart as soon as I stopped trying to enjoy it.

>>26468527
4chan has an API, fancy JS engine trickery is pretty overkill.

Anyway, my autism is text. I try to consume all possible information as text, to the point that I work entirely within a TTY and write clients for websites that don't work well in elinks. Even wrote a framebuffer manga reader/scraper a while back for dynastyscans.

>>26468435
Get out.

I mean this in a very original way.

GET. OUT.

>paleo-linguistics and PIE* expansion
>playing various musical instruments
>playing various videogames produced by Paradox Interactive
>linux

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>>26474119
Fuuugg. Never thought i'd meet another junglist on r9k. You better post steam/skype/throwaway email now brother

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>become autistically obsessed with something
>research every single detail of said thing
>obsession dwindles over time until back to normal levels of interest
>in the end i'm left with a healthy dose of knowledge of said thing
>repeat

>>26474615
Not him but other junglist steam id burdobarde

>programming/compsci
>led lighting (Hue or otherwise)
>everything about cars
>wheel offset, scrub radius, etc... (deserves special mention despite being included in the above)
>cable management
>vaping
>cyberpunk/outrun/vaporwave
>skyrim
>trying not to drink so I can get up early
>pirates
>mechanical keyboards
>racing (nascar, f1, indy, etc)
>process improvement and business math
>amps, dacs, and headphones

>>26468725
Wooooow... So impressive.
Stupid faggot.

>>26471675
I also forgot to mention that I'm pretty autist with geography

Country borders, cities, lakes, the history associated with all of these places

I could look at maps for days son

military news and pictures

>>26468141

technology

I like technology more than I like people

>>26468141
>>26474679

it varies, some stuff is consistent, but its been wavering into different random shit, some for short 6 month periods since highschool
>cars, military aircraft, guns and legos as kid
>played GTA:SA like I was korean as a kid
>UFO conspiracy stuff as a kid
>was constantly worried about nuclear event/ asteroid hitting the planet
>lighters and firestarters
>media with lots of bishounen
>snowflake/hipster comics and weeb shit like Johnny the homicidal maniac, transmetropolitan, scott pilgrim
>ironically listening to conservative talk radio and art bell (ended up finding O&A out of it)
>obsessed with music from middleschool to like 2010, barely listen to anything after, newest things I bother listening to is chill wave, arcade fire's first 2 albums and animal collective, anamanaguchi, trance/house before annoying "EDM" takeover
>stand up comedy
>origin of homosex
>advertising and marketing (curiosity born out of hatred of it)
>intelligence agencies, coldwar stuff
>discordian stuff, anarchism
>continental philosophy, french deconstructivism
>serial killers, commie dictators
>personality disorders
>psych stuff like the MMPI-2
>different kinds of tobacco
>different kinds of alcohol/distillation
>mixed drinks and cocktails or "mixology"
>smoked the most snowflake, eccentric crap to smoke (cloves, those crappy Camel special blends, Nat shermans, Kalifornia Dreams(rainbow clove cigarettes like fantasia or sobranie cocktail)
>nootropics, psychadellics, and pharmacolgy
>tried to figure out the best RYO blend with whole sale leaves after cloves were banned FSC ruined everything