>"Oh of course I'll be your Valentine! I've been hoping all week that you'd ask me to do something, was it not obvious!? If you find me that difficult to read then I think it's a good idea that you and I get to know each other a little bit. Ok, I'll see you Sunday Anon. Can't wait!"
>"Hey Anon, you know Valentine's day this Sunday. Do you have any plans? Oh no, me neither. I'll probably just be in pjs like I was year! But, hey, if you're not doing anything then I'd be down for meeting up or hanging out or something. Really, oh cool! Well do you want my number, maybe we can arrange something? Sorry for being so awkward, I mean I assume you realize I've liked you for quite a while right?"
>If you find me that difficult to read then I think it's a good idea that you and I get to know each other a little bit.
shit that no woman ever said or will say
I don't know if it's just me or the robot life or whatever but i no longer feel anything from this type of thing. It's like i finally realized and accepted i am not made to have a gf. Watching couples always was like observing a different species to me.
Please, stop, I can't take it anymore
>thanks so much for inviting me to eat lunch with you, Anon!
>I know I'm pretty shy and quiet in class.. but I can be fun too
>*takes the salt and pepper shaker*
>*moves them around as if they were people*
>*makes deep ebonics voice*
>"Hey Ben, wan have sum KFC togetha?"
>look you are the pepper shaker because you're a filthy nigger haha!