>Who's your Valentine, anon?
>Show us a picture, I bet she's really pretty!
We are going to go to a Mexican place in the evening. Pic related
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god damn the robot doesn't like eggy
>that chad in the background smirking at you
tee-hee! I'd totally go with with you if I wasn't fucking 6 chads that day! Hehe
T-this is my valentine. Asked her out in a lecture. Wish me luck :( :(
Just show them a picture of your valentine and move on, fag.
Say that to my face, not over the internet, and see what happens.
>"Come on Anon, show us your girlfriend"
>You do have a girlfriend, don't you?
>Last Valentines day
>Parents out of town, only me, my brother and his girlfriend there (14 and 16 years old I am 24 at the time)
>Wake up in the afternoon and go downstairs
>Hear a strange shuffling noise coming from the kitchen
>Turn the corner
>14 year old brother is standing against the counter
>His 16 year old girlfriend is sucking his dick
>He is eating a cupcake that she has baked for him
>Bunch of other cupcakes sitting on the table
>they both look at me uncomfortable
>I want to get my lays chips from the cupboard but he is standing in the way
>his girlfriend says something like 'I thought you said he never left his room'
>really fucking hungry
>look at the cupcakes again
>they are delicious looking
>walk over to them without breaking eye contact with my brother whose girlfriend is still bent down
>grab one of the cupcakes
>lick the icing
>'w-w-wow I am glad this isn't my bros jizzo'
>silently turn and go back upstairs
>hear brother say 'I'll smash his head in later, just keep sucking'
>ate my cupcake and stayed in my room until 9pm then went and bought Wendy's
>Well I don't have one actually
>Aww, I don't have one either, how about we go to the movies
LET A MAN DREAM.
But of course! Took this one yesterday. Ain't she lovely?
Here she is, we're having dinner together.
Here are some nudes, don't tell her I posted em ;)
Yeah, he is pretty cute.
*shows picture of him sucking my cock since it's the only one I've taken with my new phone (my old one was stolen on the tube in Paris but encrypted and locked so no worries)*
I like her because she is cheap, no need to buy her gifts. she is always in the mood when I am. We enjoy watching porn together. Best thing is after sex she will play vidya with me as long as i want.
>show them this image
>maintain eye contact and act completely serious
No valentine per se.. but I will be sticking my dranguss into some qt's pic related before I serve it up with a big grin on my face.
Yeah, prettier than any of you stupid fucking sluts could ever be.
We're going to invade and annex your houses, and ship you to the remote island where we keep the commies
Just get out and never come back. These pictures give me trigger.
>Just one is bad enough, but a whole group is enough to stop all mental capacities.
Try being in a group of girls every day of the week...It's exhausting. I'm the only male in my program. (Social Work..)
>tfw you remember the time in high school you texted your oneiis happy valentines day but you weren't going out
"Oh, you want to know who my Valentine is?"
>pulls out a picture of Rainbow Dash
>they laugh at me
"Heh. You fucking sluts are all the same..."
>teleports behind them
>slices them in half
"Pssh. Nothing personnel, kid."
I feel fucking great being alone knowing that for this holiday monogamy is still in effect so that means some roastie out there is going alone because she couldn't find a Chad to take her out for Valentine's.
Here you go.
I'm planning on taking the shortcut towards seeing her as well.
I'd tell the fucking truth:
>"I don't have a valentine because I'm not physically attractive."
>"Don't say that anon/<insert empty, meaningless platitude>"
>"No, you don't understand, that wasn't a cry for help, that was me acknowledging the reality of my situation. It simply is what it is at this point."
>"I know a girl who'd be totally into you, anon."
>"Save it. No need to drag innocent people down with me. I'm simply unattractive. That's the end of it."
>"Looks aren't everything anon."
>"Let's be honest, they might as well be."
You can imagine how it goes from there.
>"Don't say that anon/<insert empty, meaningless platitude>"
This angers me to no fucking end when normies do this. They KNOW when you're ugly/undesirable but they feel the need to patronize you to make themselves feel like a good person. I hate normies so fucking much.
Indeed. Fucking hate this shit. They damn well know the truth, but choose to hide from it. I don't. Equally as infuriating are the guys that start preaching "game". Just fucking lol.
Yeah a real looker. I can't wait to pound.
"She's here at the table. You guys are so rude.. Give me a kiss baby."
>I know a girl who'd be totally into you
this angers me so fucking much, i'm pretty sure they have a grudge aganist said girl and are bumping her with me to make fun of her
Not to mention he was dating a grill two years older than him at that age. Sounds like he hit the genetic jackpot. Propably could've kicked that faggot's ass, but decided to spare him.
>>"Don't say that anon/<insert empty, meaningless platitude>"
>tfw girls have been saying this to me for years and still nothing
To be fair, would you prefer an awkward silence and knowing that they agree with you? Feels a bit better than "Mm, yeah, you're probably right Anon, you're really not good looking."
>tfw you want someone's honest opinion on something and realise immediately after asking that there is no way they would actually give it because it would require them to come across as rude
So /r9k/ who would you chose to be your valentine?
1 is the patrician choice
>hair dyed pink
It's obviously 3, you big faggot
>HA. But no, I'm single. If I buy any chocolate, I'm eating it.
It's not a big deal.
>what do you mean no one anon?
>N-O O-N-E. Got it?
>but why's that?
>what reasons anon? Talk to us
>reasons that I dont want to talk about
>c'mon anon tell us. I know we can help you!
>why bother? Its not gonna help, nothing has helped to this date
>surely there's something. Lets start: ike what is a thing about that you like about yourself?
>please anon stop lying to us
>no, I mean it! I hate everything about myself because <some reason>
>but we are here to help you anon
>yea, sure now you are "helping" when I'm in this situation
That's pretty much how I think it would go.
I would shit myself with fear if that were me :|
The lighting of that image is fucking my eyes up
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I don't know how anyone can be comfortable in this situation.
Even all the roasties around that table must be on edge, as there's so much bitchiness/back-stabbing going on in that group alone.
she lives in north korea. they don't allow cameras there.
He's cuter than you bitches.
Fuck you normie AHHHHHHHH REEE REE REEEE fucking cunt
>'I thought you said he never left his room'
How did you manage to hold back from calling her a whore or shoving her face back onto his monster dong?
I would do just about anything to talk to a nice girl who likes anime and isn't mean. I do have something of an internet imouto though, so that might be able to help me calm down. I'll probably still spend all day looking for a girl to talk to online though.
Pic related my Valentine
I love you guys
You can always
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD NORMALSCUM
>"She really is"
>Show them OPs picture of themselves
>Wait, anon... how did you... when did you take that?
>"ZIM ZIM ZALLABIM!"
>Hold my breath really hard and force out air so the pressure builds up high enough for me to faint >Lay there until they all go away
I don't understand why you responded to my post.
One of my coworkers asked me to be her "work valentine" today
what does that mean
Wow! Can't wait until tomorrow thanks bud!
You mean the work sex, yes? I hope you're not fucking with me here buckaroo
I'd never tell a lie to a fellow robot, friendo. Great work sex is coming your way!
wow thanks friendo i'll make sure to update you and let you know how it goes!
Awesome, kiddo! Enjoy having sex in the work place!
Oh I think I will enjoy it my friend i'll take lots of pictures and maybe even send a postcard!