THERE'S TOO MANY DAMN WEEKEND SOLDIERS

I hated that fucking mission, it was on par with that train bullshit.

Yeah hold up, I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

>>26462489

Missions where you have to rely on or protect someone else are the worst.

>>26462489

Currently playing San Andreas again and can attest to this.

>>26462489
>the train one
Actually easy as shit. The Zero ones were terrible. Fuck him, his shop and his model army.

>>26462489
I replayed the game about half a year ago, and had nowhere near as much trouble with the train mission as when I was a kid
I remember I was stuck on that mission for over a year back then

>>26462464

Havent played the last one yet, but the slav guy from IV was way better than the nigger (altough slightly more evil).

>>26462489
They wernt as bad as the flight lessons or any of the racing missions.

>>26462942

Flight was easy since you could fly back to the red hotspot if you messed up. The worst thing about San Andreas is going over the huge map just to get back to the mission starting point. It was more tedious than difficult. No checkpoints either. You could do 75% of the mission flawlessly, and then mess up on the last part and have to go back to the beginning. Somehow everyone that died in the mission can come back to life, but you can't be given an option to warp back to mission start.

THESE WEEKEND SOLDIERS MUST GOT A CHIP ON DEIR SHOULDAS!

>>26462489
I don't know why that one became a meme. Is everyone just a complete scrub?
All you had to do was follow the damn train.

>>26463292
>my sides are in orbit
top kek anon

>>26462791
I never finished the Zero ones. I gave up on the second one (?) because that little model plane was a piece of shit.

Who else /all possible % completion done before first mission/ here?

Like all the ambulance missions and courier missions, collectibles etc. Fuck the Venturas courier was hard as shit because you get a 4 or 5 star wanted level.

>>26463292

You have to line up the shots perfectly or crack shot Big Smoke will miss (he's probably sandbagging because he wants the Northern Mexicans to make it), and dodge two oncoming trains before it hits the Venturas bridge. Usually I got to the last guy and couldn't catch up before the train made it to the bridge. Then I have to either load up a save or drive back to Los Santos.

>>26463607
It's been a literal decade since I played, but isn't there a fucking auto-aim feature? I remember I failed the first time, drove back, did it again and it was smooth sailing any time I replayed the game.

>>26463411
Oh yea that one, there was also one with a toy helicopter or something along these lines

The car race ones were pretty annoying too, I remember the silent guy from one of the previous GTA showing up there, so that was cool

>>26462791
> people thinking the zero missions are hard
is this some kind of ultra-obscure meme? Those were easy as shit. I mean literally nailed at first try with 30% of the timer remaining

>>26462489
>>26463292
>>26463607
It was easy a shit. The problem is everyone tries to stick as close to the train as possible. Don't drive on the other side of the tracks. Drive beside the tracks (on the right side) so you leave at least enough space for Smoke to have a clear shot.

>>26464639

Line them up perfectly, as I said.

>>26463292
I think I cried in frustration during that mission. I vividly remember activating slow-mo and spawning a hunter at lightspeed during the start of the mission over and over trying to kill them before it failed because I was out of reach of a Smoke

File: 1365843166014.png (13KB, 555x407px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 555x407px

When you get to the part with the dirt ramps and the bridges you can just jump up onto the train and shoot them yourself with an SMG or something.

>>26462489
you a busta or something homie?

THESE PART TIME SOLDIERS GOTTA CHIP ON THEY SHOULDER

the hard mission was the one when you had to escort the mexican and help toreno from i guess starcraft player
believe me or not the car did exploded every time before i managed to get inside the airport
and when i took toreno the car always get on fire and AI ruins everything

who /summoned tanks and other vehicles in front of enemies on the mission where you shot at people chasing you and the other guy on motorcycle/ here?

>>26464025
>>26463411

The Zero missions are hard at first because flying planes/helicopters requires managing several variables at once and you need to press many keys, sometimes simultaneously. But after a dozen or so hours of practice, you get used to it and the missions really aren't hard at all.