>So how's your sex life?

What do you expect asking robots?

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>I did not hit her, I did not!
>Oh, hi Mark!

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Good considering I haven't banged any sluts while I wait for my Soul Mate to manifest. Monogamy master race.

>>26462309
Spening valentines day with my right handj
>The only way it can ever cuck me is if I steal food in the Middle East

[J-tight scream]

>>26462483
The best scream

I haven't had sex in over 2 years. Haven't even been hugged since then. I practically feel like a virgin at this point.

Yuh wanna find out?

None existant.

I don't know, ask my onahole.

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>>26462510
>2 years
>He thinks he's a robot

>>26462309
it's imaginary

Average to poor.

>>26462309
Haven't fed it in a while, just once actually. Probably dead.
>recaptcha wants me to state i am not a robot

>>26462804
>Commenting on the reCAPTCHA

Are you fucking new?

>>26462309
I got a fuckbuddy.

I then got super depressed because she didn't want a relationship. My sex life was fucking great for 2 months or so until I stopped because of the emotional trouble it was giving me. Never have sex robots.