What if you were a girl, /r9k/?

>>26461146
i'd be a cute loli tbhfam

>>26461146
>Quinn

nope.avi

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But I'm already a girl.

Wat do?

>>26461146
i would aim to be a pp neet

>>26461164
This. I'm super kawaii desu

>>26461146
>literally who
literally who?

she should go to daytime karaoke, it's like $14 for 7 hours.

>>26461193
>Wat do?
stop being ugly, those stupid faces don't help either and remove the jewelry from anything but your ears

>>26461164
>>26461204

just get on hrt already while you're still young. i did it and my life improved by a lot. been passing ~3 years now

>>26461241
post pics fgt

>>26461193
What's wrong with your nose? You've got garbage in it

>>26461193
i think your face is melting, your left side in particular, it's funny how uneven your cheekbones are

your nose bridge is really awful too, so ugly

>>26461146
>Reads OP's image

She thinks she's "ready to do business" dressed like THAT? What kind of "business" is that bitch in? Unless it's bartending or something, you can't meet clients dressed like that.

I swear to god, women are crazy sometimes.

>>26461146
would cut my titties off

>>26461193
I know I'm "supposed" to criticize you and call you ugly to be cool.

But honestly, you're totally bangable. Wouldn't even mind if others found out.

>>26461265

sorry, senpai. once i graduate from uni this semester, i'm going stealth-- i'll only tell people who i am close with and can trust that i am trans. i don't really feel like outing myself

>>26461146
Honestly, nothing would change. I'd be an ugly girl with no life or social skills. It would be easier to get sex if I wanted to, I suppose

>>26461241
already on.

what age did you start you fggt? how long

>>26461450

started at 19. i'm 23 now, will be 24 this year

if i was a girl i'd be a virgin hunter and rid the world of virginity

>>26461369
Yeah, thanks. Wasn't really asking you to rate me.

Also, I'm 6'1 so I'm probably taller than most of the guys posting ITT.

>>26461146
ZEO
LET ME HELP YOU MAKE VIDYA
PLEASE

>>26461241
Having girlish features doesn't stop me from understanding that I am a boy. You don't pass. You're mentally ill and need help.

>>26461193
i would pay you to suck your dick

>>26461479
>Also, I'm 6'1 so I'm probably taller than most of the guys posting ITT.
be my gf pls

>>26461578

Tbh idgaf what u think senpai. You have no basis whatsoever to say i don't pass, whereas I have plenty of experiences that prove it

>>26461193
don't forget to mention it every time you post

>>26461619
>plenty of experiences
Just a stab in the dark but with other closeted homosexual men?

>>26461146
I'd look bad I have a strong jaw line.

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>>26461601
Sorry, already have a qt ginger manlet bf

>>26461695
>Sorry, already have a qt ginger manlet bf
Get out normie

>>26461673

No. Literally no one i have met in the past 2 years called 'he' or 'sir'. the few people i have told were surprised. some girls i have befriended talked to me about periods and stuff, assuming i had them too

>>26461146
>easy life without effort
>beta orbiters helping me out with school
>finally legal
>become pro domme
>faggots paying me for telling them how pathetic they are
>some pay me just because I tell them to via internet
>occasionally fist one
>earn lots of cash
>get submissive husbando
>lock his cock in cage
>force him to take care of chores and stuff if he ever wants to touch me

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>>26461369
>>26461193

samefag FAGSAME samefag

>>26461193
Your nose is a bit big, but this is much hotter than i'd expect from r9gay. nice eyes.

>>26461193
>be female
>have histrionic personality disorder
>tell everyone you're female
>show everyone you're histrionic
>ruin r9k for the few fembots that browse it