My Grandpa want's to come to our house, i am a filthy neet and everything is half rotten and dirty, we destroyed almost all doors in brother vs sister bashing.
Now he want's to come and stay here for 2 days, we don't even have a functional bedroom for him that isn't infested with roaches and dirt.
He comes because he want's to buy me things, a new couch and shit, but if he sees this mess here..oh god.
He comes only because i told him i need money for a new couch paint for the walls and new carpets, as you can tell this is a lie, i just want to buy more neet stuff, like a new pc, and one thing not neety, a fence for my garden, so i can get outside withouth people looking at me.
He want's to go fucking OUT with me, to an restaurant, and wandering in the woods, wtf..i can't do this, i have fucking anxiety! But he will make me do it..shit.
He want's me to be a normie like him robots! What should i do?
My house is so fucked up, he buyed it for me.
He will go insane and beat me to death, he is 88 but an alpha and fit as fuck. He even lifts weights and is gaming on Nintendo DS, i know he is a great grandfather, but i am scared that he hates me forever if he sees this shithole ive created.
I love him, what should i do? He thinks i should work and all this stuff, and he is very disapointed about me.
If he sees this, and if i tell him i can't get out with him he will fucking kick me out of this house shieeet.
What should i do? I don't know what to tell him to not come, he knows all my filthy little lies.
Please help me :(
How do you think i got this fucking house? I wanted to kill myself, swallowed too much pills but someone found me and they pumped everything out in the hospital, after that my grandparrents gave me everything, but i ain't changing, i am a filthy worthless neet that need's to be gassed, i live in germany, so it's even worse, refugees are making my life hard enough, now i have to deal with this shit too, try living nextdoors to an refugee camp, or hall, a former handball hall, it's just 500 meters away it's the hell, but thank god i have doberman that protects me. They are scared too hell if they see him.
start cleaning the shit hole up. like now. not in 10 minutes. now. get everything in as tip top shape as you can. warn him before he comes out to visit that the place is a dump, which is why you need his help in the first place. maybe if you can get your dirty pampers mountain and the other various shit from your horde in a semi-liveable state, he won't think you're completely worthless. maybe he will understand if you take it from a 2/10 to a 5 or 6/10 and still give you money to blow on drugs, booze, and vidya. and that social anxiety shit just suck it up for one fucking day and spend some time with your pappap before he kicks the bucket you selfish sack of shit.
Look at his eyes, he survived ww2, half of his family killed himself because hitler did so.
They loved him, me and him hate jews and mudslimes, but he want's me to work.
I love him, he would fit great in /pol/
But one thing he doesn't believe is that if i work i support the jews, and don't get more as i do now with welfare, aka hartz4 aka neetbux
damn straight. trips confirms. now get to work comrade. you can do this. think positive constructive thoughts. you have been needing to do this for a long time now.
i want to believe.
my sister has some anger problems, and when we drink it's like two angry bulls destroying everything in their way.. we are so fucking retarded, i hate my life.
We destroyed at least 20 doors in our life, glass doors, wooden doors..one would hide from the other behind it and insults them, it's furious, it's autism in it's purest form kek
After reading the OP I was going to suggest getting some Home Depot Mexicans if you happened to live in the southwest US. That would have been your answer right there. Slave labor basically. Seeing as how you live in Germany maybe you could hire some refugees to do work for dirt wage? I don't know if mudslides have the stalwart work ethic of Mexicans, or the lack of self worth to get the messy business done, but I suggest you try to set the standard. ASSERT YOUR UBERMENCH YOU FLUORIDATED PUSSY.
MAKE THE REFUGEES INTO GERMANYS HOME DEPOT MEXICANS.
was he nazi with hitler? looking for poles?
What the fuck is that sawdust looking shit on the floor?
it would take 1 day of serious cleaning, why don't you just get to work?
And for the other stuff - just fake it, and talk shit while walking in the ficking woods, that seariouslt can't ne that hard.
Also, you say you love him, and yet you lie to get money from him. Thats stealing in my book, you pathetic waste of life
Get your shit together