>wake up
>see this
Wat do you do
>>26459680
grab my shotgun and kill her for breaking and entering
Turn my laptop off
Make a yandere general on r9k but get it pruned because the word yandere was mentioned
>>26459680
i literally woke up and saw this op
10/10 would sleep 16 hours to wake up to it again
>>26459680
Fap blox originall
>>26459680
drink her love nectar
Let out the loudestREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEI possibly can and hope it scares her into leaving. If not, it will at least alert my mom so she can help me.
Hope that carrot is going up my ass.
>>26459790
So is watamote
>>26459680
unzip dick and have le sexy times lmao
>>26459943
>carrot
Arw you deaf or something?
>>26460450
Is it an ice cream cone? Shes going to masturbate me with that, nothing to fear then
>>26461003
Meh,doesnt matter,anything is a dildo now am i rite?
>>26459680
Snatch my cardboard tube sword away from her and lion song her.
>>26459680
ejaculate, finger her until she gets off, then cuddle her back to sleep
>>26460450
I am deaf since birth. Why?