>mum buys me chocolate >"happy pre-valentines

>mom bought me heart-shaped cookies this year
>they just made me feel more empty
I am twenty years old and I have no friends and can't go outside. How will I ever find a girl I love and start a family?

>>26458737
i can imagine your mom singing afterwards : trololololololololololo yeyeyeyeye HAHAHAHAHA

>>26458861
Fuck off with this failed normie mentality.

>>26458887
This. Normies suck

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>>26458737
>giving a shit about some contrived holiday invented to sell hallmark cards.

Shiggidydiggitydooooooo

>>26459052
>being that guy who doesn't let go of a chance to say "le hallmark holiday"

>>26458880
My mother found out about that meme and literally does walk around doing laundry or whatever singing that shit.
Sometimes she makes me do a chores and sings it at me as I work.

>>26459647
Damn. I actually feel really bad for you anon. Rip.

>>26458737
Why are you getting pissed about that? Are you 13? Lighten up lad, go out and thank her and maybe do something nice for her. I know it's shit being alone at valentines but in my experience when I think of things that get me down I start being a cunt to those around me. Just concentrate on having fun and making other people feel good about themselves tomorrow and see where that gets you. Fuck it sure it's bound to be more productive than moping in front of a computer screen.

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>tfw chocolate costs twice as much on valentine's day.

Why can't it be super cheap like Halloween so I can buy a few months worth?

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>>26458737
>mfw so jaded dont even care about valentines day or gf

I have driving exam tomorrow. Wish me luck boys