>being a chestlet
Top fucking kek, you got to be stacked if you want to attract a real man ladiies
this doesn't work
a chick with small tits will have no trouble getting laid at all
ugly chicks, flat chicks, fat chicks
a short dude or a dude with a small dick is immediately worthless
stop trying to force a meme that only further exposes your own insecurity
>mfw chestlets trying to justify their worth
You seem to have never had contact with a woman. Regardless of her body, a woman can go out, ask for the company of any random man and she will get it.
The only exception is obesity, but they can fix that if they want.
you seem to have never felt beautiful in your own skin i'm sorry chestlet
do you least have a cute face?
A chestlet can get laid, sure
Just going to have to settle for shit tier guys
oh, sorry, i ignored the "desperation" factor
if we allow for that, then we acknowledge that even downies get laid sometimes
Rather be a chestlet than a fat big armed cow
Doesnt matter. Any reasonably attractive dude would rather fap then bang a chick that has no physically attractive qualities. Its less hassle. The best chestlets can get is thirsty cucks that cum after two pumps.
>mfw a chestlet was flat near me
i want to test a theory about the sort of people that start these threads
if you have a massive dick then you'll basically blow me outta the water and ill admit im wrong
just post it anon, you've got nothing to actually lose
do these threads upset you that much dude
why are chestlets always so rustled?
no, but i wonder if my armchair psychologist hunch about the reasons why you made this thread are true
just please post a picture of your dick
even if i make fun of you or something i'm just another dude on this board
what have you got to lose?
>tfw youll never have a slim titty monster gf
literally, literally fucking kill me right now famalamadingdong
only if you're not white
lol why are you trying to negotiate on 4chan
you're not being persuasive you know
>not high test
are you fucking retarded?
>being so mad you demand to see another guy's dick
nice work, OP
Yeah there's absolutely no way someone could show as North Korean no way there's no such thing as a VPN service that lets you choose that .It must be that the entire pic is wrong, america really isn't a nation of ass worshiping mudshits
don't let a single black-and-white study on boobs versus ass divide us anons
we can have boobs and butt here, this is a safe space
i'm happy with my dick so i'll post it right away
are you not confident about yours?
if it's not already obvious i'm saying i think the reason people make threads like this is because they're insecure about either their height or dick size but make the mistake of thinking that height/breast size actually matters when it comes to chicks getting laid
disgusting. post a real next time, not some butter monstrosity
those are pretty tiny butts
lol he immediately jumps to insulting the dick
y so mad tho anon
You know that, assuming you want a response, you need to either go through a North Korean server or, through some other means, have access to an address in their alloted range for this to work, right? The server is the simplest option, and there's no way someone's going to waste their time bouncing their pornos through the DPRK.
you never see busty girls staring at small tits
>mfw this thread is probably a bunch of men pretenending to be girls
Just stepping in to say I don't get it. I love chestlets
on 2d. all 3d are are pd, by definition.
Best male friend right there.
Wouldn't fuck you. Unfortunately all 2D lovers have an irrational hatred and fear of women and every talk of romance and relationships so by definition they're damaged.
Doesn't help most of them are psychotic, asocial, and passive as fuck.
literally how can anyone pick between ass and tits. big fat asses make dis whyte boi turn into a feral baboon jungle nigger
I'm breaking up inside
The smaller her breasts, the closer you can be to her heart.
What happened to the guy from /s/ who did the CIDF?
Why not get a sweet cute girl with a baby face and nice big tits, curves, and womanly hips?
That's literally a god-tier woman. Innocent and feminine enough to have short babyish or smaller features and feminine enough to have high sexual dimorphic features to set her aside from a man.
Fuck this half-assed baby faced but with andro flat body shit.
You don't get to choose your waifu, normalfag.
A big ass is quite erotic. But I see nothing erotic about such eratic shaking all over the place.
Is that supposed to be a "dance"? It's not erotic or artistic. How can someone even gain arousal from such barbarism?
It's crude and doesn't establish an intimate connection between the man and woman. Each movement should be refined and aimed at the reciever's feelings. A touch here, a touch there, some eye contact, a few nerve tingling moves. That is a superior tease. And now add a strip to it and we have the most erotic shit you can think of.
That's probably because I am a romantic of sorts. But let me remind you that this shit is for brain dead apes. Do not call yourself white near me again.
It's kinda funny how insecure some of these broads are about their tits all the girls with small tits I've been with have apologised about the size of them.
Mfw when I don't give a fuck because I'm an as man.
big boobs are nice to look at, alone. without a face.
big boobs=wider shoulders.
wider shoulders=weirdly small looking head
i'm more of a guy who likes adorable looking girls. especially asian, they still look adorable at 90.
big tits are only good on teens, after they hit 25 they're literally hideous.
>Each movement should be refined and aimed at the reciever's feelings
Well you're certainly European alright. Possibly a Northern one.
Sex is not supposed to be "refined", gtfo with that bullshit. This is why European women don't feel attracted to you "men" anymore.
does seeing well-endowed women trigger you anon?
I'm sure your boyfriend will still find you attractive a few years down the line :^)
i'm sure he won't upgrade to the latest model