Chestlets

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what about boobs bigger than H?

Who is this addressed to, exactly? There are no girls on /r9k/.

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this doesn't work
a chick with small tits will have no trouble getting laid at all
ugly chicks, flat chicks, fat chicks
a short dude or a dude with a small dick is immediately worthless

stop trying to force a meme that only further exposes your own insecurity

>>26458573
haha, but I'm here, and last time I checked I'm a girl ;)

I bet you guys are getting all nervous now that you know a girl is here... ;)

>>26458656
be my gf pls, where do you reside? I will come love you. PLs respond

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>>26458634
>mfw chestlets trying to justify their worth

>>26458745
You seem to have never had contact with a woman. Regardless of her body, a woman can go out, ask for the company of any random man and she will get it.

The only exception is obesity, but they can fix that if they want.

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>>26458759
you seem to have never felt beautiful in your own skin i'm sorry chestlet
do you least have a cute face?

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>>26458785
Hes right though...


Jhghbhjj

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A chestlet can get laid, sure

Just going to have to settle for shit tier guys

>>26458745
yeah, i am a chestlet
because i'm a dude

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it's all about the ass

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>>26458818
oh, sorry, i ignored the "desperation" factor
if we allow for that, then we acknowledge that even downies get laid sometimes

>>26458835
lol

>>26458879
>>26458745
post your dick right now

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>>26458894
don't get too rustled bruh

>>26458920
show me your penis anon

>as if I would care about the size of their breasts or butt

>>26458867
pretty much
asslets have no hope.

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>>26458929
y u needa see my dick famicom

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Rather be a chestlet than a fat big armed cow

>>26458929
>>26458894
This isn't /soc/, original friend

>>26458759

Doesnt matter. Any reasonably attractive dude would rather fap then bang a chick that has no physically attractive qualities. Its less hassle. The best chestlets can get is thirsty cucks that cum after two pumps.

>>26459001
Who is this though?

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>mfw a chestlet was flat near me

>tfw ex was 32J

The noose sits waiting in my shed. Its only a matter of time before I finally make good on my threats of suicide. I cannot live without a monster rack anymore

>>26458955
>>26459003
i want to test a theory about the sort of people that start these threads
if you have a massive dick then you'll basically blow me outta the water and ill admit im wrong

just post it anon, you've got nothing to actually lose

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>>26459048
that's gay though dude

>>26458189
Alright, which one of you dicklets is making this thread constantly

Daily reminder that just because op is a dicklet doesnt make him wrong.

Go into any titty bar and just take a look at who gets the most tips

>>26459048
Not one of the guys who make these threads, but do you happen to be a (female) chestlet?

>>26459058
i promise i'm not going to jerk off to pictures of your dick, anon
i just want to see it
do you have a big dick?
>>26459086
no, i'm a guy

>>26459096
Okay, just wondering.

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>>26459096
do these threads upset you that much dude

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why are chestlets always so rustled?

>>26459122
no, but i wonder if my armchair psychologist hunch about the reasons why you made this thread are true

just please post a picture of your dick
even if i make fun of you or something i'm just another dude on this board
what have you got to lose?

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>tfw youll never have a slim titty monster gf
literally, literally fucking kill me right now famalamadingdong

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>>26458867
only if you're not white

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>>26459174
lol why are you trying to negotiate on 4chan

>>26459179
Are there white ethnic groups in Kazakhstan?

>>26459200
because i want to see your cock
why dont you want to show me it? at least explain that

>>26459214
Not many if at all.

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>>26459221

you show yours first

>>26459179
>all the alpha high test countries like butt
>all the beta low test countries like boobs

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>>26459221
you're not being persuasive you know

>>26459179
I didn't know that north koreans had access to pornhub. Clearly a legit picture

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>>26459262
>boobs
>not high test

are you fucking retarded?

>still trying ot force a meme where a female is even somewhat undersireable

literally all a woman needs is to not be fat, that is all

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>>26459221
>being so mad you demand to see another guy's dick

nice work, OP

>>26459275
Yeah there's absolutely no way someone could show as North Korean no way there's no such thing as a VPN service that lets you choose that .It must be that the entire pic is wrong, america really isn't a nation of ass worshiping mudshits

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>>26459262
>>26459302
don't let a single black-and-white study on boobs versus ass divide us anons
we can have boobs and butt here, this is a safe space

>>26459262
Insecure Bhutanese fag detected

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>>26459259
i'm happy with my dick so i'll post it right away
are you not confident about yours?

if it's not already obvious i'm saying i think the reason people make threads like this is because they're insecure about either their height or dick size but make the mistake of thinking that height/breast size actually matters when it comes to chicks getting laid

>>26459046
hey 32J! honestly you should just get a trip, cause I'm gonna start calling you 32J.

>>26459338
>let me just hop on my North Korean VPN and browse some of that pornhub

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>>26459346
disgusting. post a real next time, not some butter monstrosity

>>26459358
shrimp dick lol

>>26459317
I like fat chicks. No lie.

>>26459383
>let me just hop on any decent publicly available VPN and browse the internet

Wow so difficult

>>26459200
5" pencil dick confirmed

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>>26459387
those are pretty tiny butts

>>26459392
lol he immediately jumps to insulting the dick
y so mad tho anon

>>26459001

>implying most chestlets have perfect hourglass figures

>>26459022
some black girl who used photoshop. she deleted all her shit

>>26459417
pls stop posting fat women. even niggers wouldn't fuck these pigs

>>26459417
come on anon, post yours

>>26459441

i'd wager to say most men would
>small waist compared to hip/ass ratio
>young looking

you're not all of the world

>tfw I fantasise about my gf humilliating chestlets with her big boobs
Anyone else?

will a chestlet with a big butt just be my gf pls

>>26459406
You know that, assuming you want a response, you need to either go through a North Korean server or, through some other means, have access to an address in their alloted range for this to work, right? The server is the simplest option, and there's no way someone's going to waste their time bouncing their pornos through the DPRK.

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you never see busty girls staring at small tits

>>26458189
>you got to be stacked if you want to attract a real man ladiies
Why do they need a real man when they have me?

>>26459358
>No time stamp

Wew

>>26458573
Traps anon.... traps as far as the eye can see....

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>mfw this thread is probably a bunch of men pretenending to be girls

>>26459370

I could never bring myself to trip. I will simply post in every single monster tit thread that ever appears on /r9k/. Until I end myself that is

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>>26459605
for you, anon
why wont OP post his?

>>26458189

>tfw DD cups and waist to hip ratio of .7

I feel sexy :~D

>>26460168

What a pathetic cock. A noddle dick.
Glad my boyfriend has a nice fat one

I'm pretty tight but I'd get tired of you fast

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Just stepping in to say I don't get it. I love chestlets on 2d. all 3d are are pd, by definition.

>>26460214

Best male friend right there.
Wouldn't fuck you. Unfortunately all 2D lovers have an irrational hatred and fear of women and every talk of romance and relationships so by definition they're damaged.
Doesn't help most of them are psychotic, asocial, and passive as fuck.

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literally how can anyone pick between ass and tits. big fat asses make dis whyte boi turn into a feral baboon jungle nigger

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I'm nuclear
I'm wild
I'm breaking up inside

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The smaller her breasts, the closer you can be to her heart.

>>26460301

I felt irritation rather than arousal
She looks retarded

>>26460171
Your tits are legitimately too small for me

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What happened to the guy from /s/ who did the CIDF?

>>26460547

Retarded
Why not get a sweet cute girl with a baby face and nice big tits, curves, and womanly hips?

That's literally a god-tier woman. Innocent and feminine enough to have short babyish or smaller features and feminine enough to have high sexual dimorphic features to set her aside from a man.

Fuck this half-assed baby faced but with andro flat body shit.

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>>26460573
You don't get to choose your waifu, normalfag.

>>26460573
>Why not get a sweet cute girl with a baby face and nice big tits, curves, and womanly hips?
Because no girl wants a robot

>>26460301
A big ass is quite erotic. But I see nothing erotic about such eratic shaking all over the place.

Is that supposed to be a "dance"? It's not erotic or artistic. How can someone even gain arousal from such barbarism?

It's crude and doesn't establish an intimate connection between the man and woman. Each movement should be refined and aimed at the reciever's feelings. A touch here, a touch there, some eye contact, a few nerve tingling moves. That is a superior tease. And now add a strip to it and we have the most erotic shit you can think of.

That's probably because I am a romantic of sorts. But let me remind you that this shit is for brain dead apes. Do not call yourself white near me again.

t. european

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It's kinda funny how insecure some of these broads are about their tits all the girls with small tits I've been with have apologised about the size of them.
Mfw when I don't give a fuck because I'm an as man.

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big boobs are nice to look at, alone. without a face.
big boobs=wider shoulders.
wider shoulders=weirdly small looking head
i'm more of a guy who likes adorable looking girls. especially asian, they still look adorable at 90.
big tits are only good on teens, after they hit 25 they're literally hideous.

>>26460708
>Each movement should be refined and aimed at the reciever's feelings

Well you're certainly European alright. Possibly a Northern one.

Sex is not supposed to be "refined", gtfo with that bullshit. This is why European women don't feel attracted to you "men" anymore.

>>26461101
I was talking about an erotic dance. Not sex.

Reading comprehension, friend.

>>26460188

does seeing well-endowed women trigger you anon?

I'm sure your boyfriend will still find you attractive a few years down the line :^)
i'm sure he won't upgrade to the latest model

>>26459142

because they can't stand competition. Women are parasites after all

>>26459048
7.4x6.2 here cheslets deserve extermination