I like to lounge around and cum wherever I am. I have busted a nut on my sheets, floor, carpet, blankets, pillows, my own shirt or pants, etc and it eventually stinks and leaves brown stains.
I'd like to be able to cum on a towel or a Snuggie type garment that will not be ruined by cum and can easily be washed and dried quickly.
Does a ShamWow work?
Sometimes I like to cum into the same crusty sock and then when I jerk off I watch porn of older prostitutes and poor matures who suck dick or spread their legs because it's a good way to get money
It makes me feel like I'm fucking the used up whores themselves
dont use rags or tissues. buy a small plastic bottle of orange juice or iced coffee or something with a wide diameter lid. just cum in that. it wont spray everywhere and you wont be grossed out by somethin cum soaked. then when is time to throw out just put the lid on it. trust me, i masturbate a lot
I just cum on my desk and leave it there until I accidentally touch it while typing or browsing...after I'm thoroughly disgusted by my own cum, I go get some tissue from the bathroom and wipe it up. Some days I just stand up and nut on the floor and let it dry up.
I used to use an old t-shirt or dirty boxers but that shit gets crusty and nasty pretty fast so I stopped doing that.
I usually cum in wet wipes to stimulate a moist vagooboo but I ran out so I use notebook-paper.
I edge at the computer for a couple of hours before blowing my load into the toilet. If I want to get fancy I put a glove in a sock and fuck it. I used to have a couch which you could fuck the slit between the sections, it was great but I don't have it anymore.