>you sit on your ass >chad fucks her gash

>>26452832
You sit there to rot,
and decide Chad must be shot

your life goes nowhere
he cums in her hair

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i don't like thinking about these things

>>26453560
you're punching the walls
she's cupping the balls

you cum in a glass
Chad uses her ass

>You stare at the bag and helium tank

>Upon her ass Chad levies a spank

drops of tears roll down your chins
they're out there, laughing, eating wheat thins

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>you read books
>she fucks gooks

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>>26453684
this one hurt the most for some reason...

You're not a poet
And you don't even know it
Yiff

she grows more beautiful every passing day
you've grown convinced fapping to traps isn't gay

>>26452832
THAT DOESNT FUCKING RHYME WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>>26453728
That's what you get for buying jewiwood supported yellow fever

you're having trouble making rhymes on the net
she's at the club getting nigger dicks wet

You guys are good songwriters, well done. http://vocaroo.com/i/s1olQDBkyOOq

>While you are shitposting on /r9k/
>Chad is split-roasting her every day

>>26453791
>not understanding slant rhyme

Chad's the man of her dreams
You don't care, you have dank memes

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>chad sprays her with his peepee
>you collect and make neet pepes

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> you make up "reasons"
> chad is up in her lesion

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> at home, alone, watching anime
> "that's it chad, keep on slamming me!"

>>26454125
beautiful ;u;

>you want their love and friendship
>"just be yourself" is their only tip

>>26454125
Underrated post. Good job Bright Eyes

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>>26452832
late night feels are bad
>she made your whole day
>he made her hole weak

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>you think about her daily
>he pounds her pussy rhythmically

You finish another quest
Chad finishes on her chest

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>>26454125
simply beautiful

>you hold her purse
>chad fucks her arse

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>you make her the tea
>chad gives her the D

original please dont steal, worked hard on it

>>26459856

I add your name to the credits anon when I have collected enough for a poetry book.

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>>26454125
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1olQDBkyOOq

made my day

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>>26454125
Well done fucking saved

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>>26459811
That doesn't rhyme, original gangster

>>26454125

I love you anon, originally.

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>>26454125
Kek'd heartily. Post more robot, I like you.

>>26453684
>You wear your cum sweatshirt
>she's making his dick squirt

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>You tie the noose
>chad fucks her loose

ORIGINAL TOOK ME 10MINUTES TO THINK OF

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all the girls are chasing chads

you're up too late; still awake
chad pulls out and makes her gape

>>26454125
Brilliant, anon. Brilliant.

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>>26453684
Oddly touching and relatable despite the forced rhyme.

>You redefine morality
>Chad fucks her senselessly
>You imagine a world of refinery
>He slips in her body effortlessly
>You realize this world was not meant for you
>From her perfect parted lips departs a mew

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>you fap to toons
>chad pounds poons

>>26452832
>You can't watch porn, you broke your mouse
She lays in bed with Chad, his lover and his spouse

your life is a waste
he farts in her face
you find such jokes crass
it's gross but she laughs
you think social life scary
he pops her cherry

>you scroll down on imagine boards
>chad scrolls down in between her butt cheeks
Amidoitrite. m8s?

you argue on the chan
sex with her is his plan

>>26452832
As apposed to what, sitting on your elbow?

you're thinking of getting into anime
he's getting in her pants any way

your life is a flop
she begs him to stop

>Stacy calls you a wussy
>Chad gives you his boipussy

>you drink the liquid jew
>she doesn't think about you

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>>26458191
Brruhh

>>26465134
It's pasta, bro.