Let's share some unique facts about ourselves. I'll

>>26452203
you ate a holographic apple?

>>26452203

>inb4 all the "I've never fucked a real woman in my life" posts

I've never seen the Lord of the Rings movies.

>>26452246

good for you, i've tried watching the first one 3 times and always get batshit bored around the 30 minute mark

that shit's for 9 year olds

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>>26452228
I've eaten these things.

>>26452203

My eyes are different colors, though not distinctly so. They're close enough in color that unless I look for it, I don't really notice until someone stops me every couple months with the
> OMG an0n! Did you know your eyes are different colors? !

>>26452203
I have a crooked pee pee

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I've really grown to like their music recently

maybe it's because I'm sad and lonely

I've never gotten sick, even slightly and never suffered from a major injury if you can ignore the chronic depression and existential crisis

>>26453313
>looks at image
>9fag

My secret is that I am God, it is a secret because so are a few other people, and if they find out they'll want to hang out and shit, they're lamers

>>26452203
Never broke a body part despite engaging in dangerous activities as a kid

Always lmao'd at those faggots and their casts

I'm a sex offender.

>>26452203
I have never been to the dentist

I've never eaten an oyster or seen an x men movie

I cry listening to this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_mEuKvrdOk

>>26452203
OP must be from a third world country

failed at life, dead inside, cry myself to sleep at night, suicide imminent