How did you embarrass yourself today, robots?
>roomates with negros
>they all have white gf
>im never in the room when they are
>stay up all night
>sleep during day
>wake up today around 3pm
>one of the gfs looks at me while im waking up
>idk why it bothered me as much as it did
I went to the drink station having forgotten my cup, then upon realizing that I walked to the bathroom pretending I was actually just going to the bathroom, then the guy at the counter called my order and I did 180 and walked back to get my sandwich and my cup again, the one dude eating his lunch was looking at me like I was some kind of weirdo.
>horny so I post on yik yak asking if any grills want their feet worshipped
>not expecting any responses
>some whore responds saying sure
>have to install kik because that's the only think she uses
>right off the bat she asks for a pic
>tell her to forget about the entire thing
>tell her it's because everyone stops responding after I send a pic
>hurr don't worry I'll respond and I'll send a pic
>spaz out and call her out on her bullshit and uninstall the app
She now knows what I look like and will probably harass me for it
>waiting for class
>her hand and hits my dick as I awkwardly half catch her
>says thanks and winks at me
>face is on fire
Fuck I'm never going to that class again
I dance with some girls at and edm concert and got rejected twice. Had some successes tho too.
Approaching girls to dance is easy so because it doesn't require any social skills. God I love it.
I asked for the hostess's number and she apparently is related to the manager. Not only did I get shut down, but I'll never get anywhere at this job now.
>went out to get the mail once it was dark and looked like no one was outside
>open door, take a few steps out
>hear the faint sound of a car coming down the street
>panic, turn 540 degrees and speed-walk back inside