Fess Up

>>26450711
I've been sort of with this girl for a while now and I told her I really fucking liked her and she just put her head into her lap and laughed.

Shit hurts

>>26450711
>roomates with negros
>they all have white gf
>im never in the room when they are
>stay up all night
>sleep during day
>wake up today around 3pm
>one of the gfs looks at me while im waking up
>idk why it bothered me as much as it did

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>>26450711
I went to the drink station having forgotten my cup, then upon realizing that I walked to the bathroom pretending I was actually just going to the bathroom, then the guy at the counter called my order and I did 180 and walked back to get my sandwich and my cup again, the one dude eating his lunch was looking at me like I was some kind of weirdo.

i told my oneitis i haven't gotten my dick wet since 2009 hoping i'll get some this weekend

proceed to get cucked by a 4/10 ginger weeb

>>26450711
Stuttering during mandatory public speaking.

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>>26450711
Have not left my house once today.

accidentally said wrong thing to someone at work

>horny so I post on yik yak asking if any grills want their feet worshipped
>not expecting any responses
>some whore responds saying sure
>have to install kik because that's the only think she uses
>right off the bat she asks for a pic
>tell her to forget about the entire thing
>hurr why
>tell her it's because everyone stops responding after I send a pic
>hurr don't worry I'll respond and I'll send a pic
>okay.tiff
>send pic
>doesn't respond
>spaz out and call her out on her bullshit and uninstall the app
She now knows what I look like and will probably harass me for it

>girl comes up to me and said she hopes I get hit by a bus (jokingly)
>quietly respond "me too"
>whole thing awkward for everyone in the area

>>26450711
>waiting for class
>girl trips
>her hand and hits my dick as I awkwardly half catch her
>says thanks and winks at me
>face is on fire
>y-you too

Fuck I'm never going to that class again

>>26453360
aahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahah

Just woke up, so nothing.

i went to the movies alone and got weird stares

I dance with some girls at and edm concert and got rejected twice. Had some successes tho too.

Approaching girls to dance is easy so because it doesn't require any social skills. God I love it.

>told my parents i will kill myself if they kick me out
>they called my bluff
>got till the end of april to move out

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>>26450711
I asked for the hostess's number and she apparently is related to the manager. Not only did I get shut down, but I'll never get anywhere at this job now.

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>went out to get the mail once it was dark and looked like no one was outside
>open door, take a few steps out
>hear the faint sound of a car coming down the street
>panic, turn 540 degrees and speed-walk back inside