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You are currently reading a thread in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001

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>have a strong urge to shit
>just shit on the floor instead of in the toilet
>future me has to clean it up later
>take that you fucking faggot

D E V I L I S H
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>kill myself
>future me has no say in the decision

rekt idiot
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How come the theme of these threads has switched from inconveniencing others to inconveniencing yourself? Is this meme evolution?
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>>26449922
Robots are so beta, they don't dare to inconvenience others. Even if it's just a made-up story on /r9k/.
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>rape some schoolgirl
>future me goes to prison
I almost feel bad for him.
Almost.
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>tfw this thread makes you realise i spend all my life ruining the rest of it for my future self

JUST
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>castrate myself
>deny roasties my spiritual powers

now all the energy is mine
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>insult muscular thaiboxer Chad on Facebook and post pics of me cumming on his moms profile picture
>he promises to beat me up and break every bone
Have fun dying in hospital, bitch.
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>fuck hooker without condom
>future me gets AIDS
Sucks to be you, huh
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>And would you like soup or salad with that?
>Salad.

>mfw I actually wanted soup
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>sperg love for Trump and hatred for Muslims, immigrants and the females who vote for the lax immigration policies
Have fun with no social life faggot
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>>26450018
>rape a schoolgirl
>go to prison
>rape the juveniles who were tried as adults
>rape a guard who couldn't get out of my cell fast enough
>rape the guys they send in to save him

All this could've been averted, normies.
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>pee in mouth
>future me has to swallow it
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>that'll be $31,98, sir
>give $50 bill and tell her to keep the rest
>actually low on cash
Have fun starving for the rest of the month, dumbass.
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>purposefully fail at school
>future me is fucked for the rest of his life

take that, fag.
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>>26450285
>post my hottest new memes
>future self can't use them for himself without being called a redditor

sure showed him
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>Tell my bestfriend im gay for him
>He becomes my boyfriend
>Tell him I want to loose my virginity

Future me is such a fag
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>post cp
>banned from 4chan
>future self has to live life without the hottest new memes

suck on that, fag
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>>26449868
>have sex change
>future me can't have sex
Take that you faggot
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You people ruined my favorite shitposts
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>infect myself with cancer
>future me dies a painful death
max trolling achieved
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>stub toe on wall
>ouch!
>stub toe on wall on purpose until my toe is bloody and broken
>tell mum getting bullied at school and it's because of the new Indian kid
>get to stay he for 3 weeks eating nothing but pineapple icecream and yogurt and ribenia milkshakes (the good life)
> Indian kid picked on for picking on me everyday now

Haha take that wall.
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