>have a strong urge to shit
>just shit on the floor instead of in the toilet
>future me has to clean it up later
>take that you fucking faggot
D E V I L I S H
>rape some schoolgirl
>future me goes to prison
I almost feel bad for him.
>deny roasties my spiritual powers
now all the energy is mine
>insult muscular thaiboxer Chad on Facebook and post pics of me cumming on his moms profile picture
>he promises to beat me up and break every bone
Have fun dying in hospital, bitch.
>And would you like soup or salad with that?
>mfw I actually wanted soup
>sperg love for Trump and hatred for Muslims, immigrants and the females who vote for the lax immigration policies
Have fun with no social life faggot
>rape a schoolgirl
>go to prison
>rape the juveniles who were tried as adults
>rape a guard who couldn't get out of my cell fast enough
>rape the guys they send in to save him
All this could've been averted, normies.
>that'll be $31,98, sir
>give $50 bill and tell her to keep the rest
>actually low on cash
Have fun starving for the rest of the month, dumbass.
>purposefully fail at school
>future me is fucked for the rest of his life
take that, fag.
>Tell my bestfriend im gay for him
>He becomes my boyfriend
>Tell him I want to loose my virginity
Future me is such a fag
>banned from 4chan
>future self has to live life without the hottest new memes
suck on that, fag
>infect myself with cancer
>future me dies a painful death
max trolling achieved
>stub toe on wall
>stub toe on wall on purpose until my toe is bloody and broken
>tell mum getting bullied at school and it's because of the new Indian kid
>get to stay he for 3 weeks eating nothing but pineapple icecream and yogurt and ribenia milkshakes (the good life)
> Indian kid picked on for picking on me everyday now
Haha take that wall.