People born in 1998 are 18 now.
That means while you were watching the twin towers fall they were literally shitting their diapers.
Those people are now posting here and having sex.
Hey pal, I was born in 1998 : )
Wanna get a pizza : )
>>26449537
1998 baby reporting in.
I'm one of those people :^)
>>26449537
I was born in 1991 and I'm wearing a diaper right now.
>>26449537
I was born in 81 and am literally LMAO-ing at your life.
93 here
starting to hate everything young people like. Trap music is especially getting on my nerves
>the people turning 18 are now younger than everyone in my immediate family
Dunno how long it'll take for me to accept this.
94 here the last good year to be born in its the cut off
i watched them before i was going to go to kindergarden, 1996 here, was not in diapers.
i was very confused.
who /1995/ here? my 21st birthday is something i dread
I was born in 1888.
>people that were in grade 1 when you were in grade 8 are having sex before you
Unless we're not
>live in apartment
>valentines day
>hear bed springs from place above me being destroyed and woman screaming
>tfw no gf
>>26449916
Also 93 here. You're just about to turn into one of those guys who claim the following generations are everything wrong with the world, while ignoring the scum in our generation and thinking that you being an exception in some aspects means something.
Pretty soon more people born after 9/11 will be non-virgins than not
>>26449537
>born in 1998
>remember sitting on the floor watching 9/11 all day
My parents even recall how into it I was. I was just glued to the tv all day.
I'm on of those 98 babies, am 18, but not having any sex yet.
Generally if you think everyone else is the problem and you're the only normal one, the problem is usually you
REEEEEEEEE
FUCK BEING OLD
>>26450589
who is this directed at?
filthy millennial scum
go vote for bernie sanders and fuck off already
does this mean kids born in 2000 are the edgy 16 year old kids browsing 4chan nowadays? fuck.
>>26449537
im fairly sure 3 year olds dont need diapers
at least i didnt
>>26449916
>>26449991
my 93 niggas
>time moving forward
sure is a doosy that one innit
Ehh, my little sister's almost 17 and she's as much of an autistic loser as I am.
>>26449953
https://youtu.be/_D_BgXPQxqM?t=2m30s
This fits with the gif.
>>26450589
says who? a retard?
you know you're wrong faggot. if there is any sort of objectivity in your blood you'll realize you're fucking retarded.
>>26450589
literally kill yourself also. i forgot to tell you that. just kill yourself. you're worthless.
born in 98 too what up senpai?
>>26449537
1984
My gf was born in 96
cum at me
>>26452038
good job you don't belong here more than anyone else
>>26451468
It is.
Swear to christ it felt like just the other day I graduated high school and was preparing for college. Instead I work a shitty part time job and live at home.
>>26449537
These motherfuckers never saw the original X-Files on TV.
>>26450589
All of these people attacking you don't want to see the truth.
>time passes
>>26452081
What happened with college anon?
People born in 1986 are 30 this year.
Just end everything.
>>26452162
Depression reared its head, turned into an alcoholic and never showed up for any of my classes. Got kicked out after my freshman year. Been floundering ever since.
>>26449953
>people in 1st are having sex right now
>>26449537
I didn't get dubs in the other thread so i'm trying here lol
>>26452350
maybe next thread ?
86 here. There are people born in the year 2003 that are having sex and posting about it here.
I've never even had a gf.
To you people who are in your late teens or very early twenties who are on here because you are walking my path, please don't. I don't wish this life on anyone. Please escape it and live for me.
i really hate these threads.
what makes it worse is that i just realized there are likely freshman in high school on this board, which is a reasonable assumption as that was around the time i started shitposting. those underageb&s would have only been 3-4 years old when i discovered this shithole
just kill me now
>>26449537
Posting here yes.
Sex no.
>>26452630
Sorry family, it's too late for me.
I've been here since middle school, I'm already fucked beyond all repair.
>>26449537
Nice, 18 y.o. pussy
>>26452680
It's not. Don't tell yourself that. Lose weight/get social/learn to play an instrument. Do everything that I ever wanted to do back then.
You will be a miserable shell of a human being if you don't. Life will get boring. You cannot form attachments to people because you start to see the different personality types and you're emotionally detached enough to just replace them when someone close to you leaves. You can't even see your family as being that important anymore.
>>26452729
None of that is ever happening aside from the losing weight part.
m8, I don't think you understand what I mean when I say fucked.
I'm already past the point of no return, at this point I'm just enjoying the ride.
1988 masturbatory race reporting in
97 crew. 19 in october
>>26453047
september here broseph
>>26449537
Whats up, I'm from January 98
>>26449537
>now
They were doing it years ago you fuck.
>>26452191
That's meeee. In June.
1998 baby reporting in faggots
>>26449537
>time passes
WHOOAH MAN IM SO OLD
>>26450589
I agree
guys if everyone else is walking like a duck, and you aren't, you are the "retarded" one
most people born 2000 have now had sex
>>26454230
But it only passes once, that's what's scary.
someone just end me please
>>26449537
To be fair, people born in 2016 are already having sex.
>>26449537
>>26454252
>most people born 2000 have now had sex
nowadays 12 year olds are having sex
I won't believe it, nope, not today.
>>26454372
totally kek
Ours is the last pre-internet generation.
Sorry, kids. You're fucked. You have no concept of how fucked it's possible for a human being to be, yet, but you'll find out.