>tfw going to jail soon
anyone got tips for a robot on how to survive?
Stretch out your boipucci with big toys so you don't get hurt on the inside.
Maybe hire a male prostitute and learn how to take big cocks in your mouth and ass.
What are you in for and how long?
Those anti-rape devices from africa, Just coat the barbs with shit like the punji spike traps
Jail is very different from prison. Jail is where you get held for a weekend because you were drunk or hitting your girlfriend, until you are set free while the system works (and probably brings you back in later).
PRISON, on the other hand, is where you go when you've actually (usually) been convicted of something, and legit fucked up. Prison is where you go when you will be removed from society for an extended period of time.
You could give your ass to Tyrone, or you could ally yourself with whatever ethnic group you're a part of. This takes care of itself very quickly. You'll know what to do if you want to stay alive. You probably won't have much choice about the appropriate course of action, if in fact you are going to prison.
If it's something truly unspeakable, you may be eviscerated. This happens. They, even they, hate that.
workout, learn to fight, keep your mouth shut, don't become anyone's bitch
if you don't defend yourself then you will get no respect, you will become a cum dumpster that gets passed around for 10 years
Couldn't you have at least gotten arrested for something cool? Then you could have played on that whole 'dangerous loner' thing and maybe got a girlfriend out of it.
Now people are just gonna laugh at you.
Defend yourself against everything and affiliate yourself with a gang, It's highschool all over again, ignoring will just signal weakness so it doesn't matter how stupid or insignificant what another prisoner is doing to you you have to fuck him up, even if you get beaten up at least people know that they can't step over you
jail is a joke unless you live in a shithole, every is there just to do their time and don't act like a bitch and you'll do fine.
I went to jail and all I did was lay in bed all day and didn't talk to anyone and no on cared
>be pirate 500 years ago
>fight other pirates with swords and muskets
>cruise the pacific
>get caught and hanged
>be pirate today
>host loli streaming website
>get caught and serve 6-10 years
>get butt raped every day