>2 days until valentine's day how are you holding up

Who cares? It's just another day of you don't have plans. Turn off the tv and stop eating all the commercial bullshit being stuffed down your throat and realise that no one else matters.

>>26442701

>turned 26 today
>finally have a job for the first time in my life
>finally have my high school crush
>tfw now normal

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
*Sniff*

I'm gonna do what I do every holiday/occasion/third day

Take chloroform till I fall asleep for the day.

>>26442701
>how are you holding up
Reading week next week, have the next 9 days to myself to do two assignments and nothing else. It's the first year that I am completely detached from the world during Valentine's Day and it'll be the first one since childhood that I don't cry myself to sleep.

>>26442701
Meh, it's just another day tbqhwy famalampai

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>completely and hopelessly alone
>she's gonna spend that day getting railed by her bf

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mfw i thought it was today, went for a coffee with a friend thinking that people might think we were a gay couple...feeling weird.
>god i have 2 days to become a normie
>failing to become a normie 22 years so far.

>>26443652
Holy fuck that makes me sad.

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>>26442795
I did that 2 years ago but it litteraly changed nothing in my life....

>v-day still having an effect on you

you're not far gone yet

>>26444419
It's not gonna fix your life, just make you ignore it.

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>mfw I actually asked a girl out
>mfw she said yes
>mfw I planned it for today at three
>mfw I show up half-hour early
>mfw 3:00 rolls around
>mfw now it's 3:30
>mfw 4:00
>mfw she still hasn't shown up
>mfw I go home
>mfw I try to forget about it
>mfw she just texted me.
>mfw "sorry I didn't show up today, it was just a friends thing right? so it's no big deal"
>mfw I actually thought I was going to have a date this valentines.
>mfw
I'm going to kill myself.

>>26442701
Not too well anon. I haven't seen my gf in 6 months and I really miss her.. fuck this army life. I ordered her some flowers so she'll have something to be suprised with.

>>26445232
Women are awful. Don't let it get to you, its not you that's the problem. I'm so sorry that happened to you. The path to hell is paved with good intentions. She doesn't care for you but didn't have the spine to tell you otherwise.

There may be many reasons to kill yourself, but don't make this one of them..

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>>26445393

this

bloxbloxbloksss

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20--odd years ago i got a valenties card
slipped in my schoolbag

a gorilla standing in a misty swamp on the front of the card, message was "too anon, love richard"

richard was the school faggot, he didn;t send it though, was a pisstake by other kids

this is the most valentines day has ever meant to me and i remember it every year

>>26445467
lmao, meanspirited, but kinda funny.

Same as always, you know? Gonna go by the cemetary and leave some flowers on V-day. I do it three times a year. Valentine's Day, her birthday, and Christmas. Suppose I'll just come home after and stare blankly at the wall across from my armchair. Finding I do that a lot lately. Just kind of stare and let my mind roam.

Got dumped by my girlfriend yesterday. Soooooo drugs and homework

>tfw oneitis is probably getting hit on by chads right now at katsucon

>>26445643
Feels bad anon. I hope I never have to go through this and I die first. I hope you feel better.

I have never felt love.

>>26445667
It's been five years, not sure if I ever will. It's kind of therapeutic, though. Go leave some flowers, sit next to her, and talk about how things have been since last time I came by. I knew her long enough that I usually have a pretty good idea of what she would say, too. It's kind of nice.

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Do not care. Will be spending the day having a blast playing Kingdom Hearts 2 then tuning into the Gravity Falls marathon that leas into the finale the next day.

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Going out on the lash the night before and then playing football on the day, don't get why all of you lot are getting so down about it.

>>26442701
>wanting to celebrate a day all about giving your bitch shiny rocks and folded construction paper with "teehee i wuv u x3" printed on them
>wanting a stupid materialistic bimbo to woon over the fifty roses you got her that she'll end up killing and bragging to the other bimbos at her job, while all she gives you is the same pussy you've had every other day you've known her
>wanting to feed the ads of "love" that corporations have used to fool women and blackball men for almost a century
>wanting to go out of your way to show said retarded woman that you care about her even though you do this routinely every other day of the year, but for some reason if you don't on that one day then you're as evil and cold-hearted as Hitler
The fact that you're sad about this has proven the companies have succeeded with their marketing to another sucker like you. Anyone who is seriously depressed over not having someone on that day is a little beta bitch.

>>26445679
I'm jealous. I used to feel it but now I don't, probably some sort of brain damage.

>go to park
>beginning of a trail to cycle
>keep having some chubby bitch park next to me
>one day get cycling
>see into her car
>she has a bunch of roses in her center console
>a fat bitch has a valentine and i dont

halloween>thanksgiving>valentines>christmas
in terms of holidays
recently found out i have some jew in me too. fuckin depressed man

I dont care
People on this board whose biggest issue is not having their own succubus aren't true robots

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>>26442701
>had to walk to my home after finishing classes while raining, nobody was on the street

This is pretty much a sign of what my love life is and always will be

>gf of 3 years broke up with me 2 hours ago

Hold me, lads. I had valentine's all planned out and then out of nowhere she's gone. 3 fucking years wasted.

>>26447596
Thats wat u get for tryna play the normie smhtbh lmfaooo

>>26447596
I bet she's already letting a 6' 3 big black strong bull impregnate her with his perfect seed while you are here being a beta cuck. Good job

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>>26443652
I know.

help

>>26447556
>while raining
Its because it was raining you fucking autist, nobody is going to be walking in the rain unless they want to

You people are so pathetic
Can't you just be happy alone

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>niece got a giant stuffed dog from her "bf" today
>she's in 5th grade
>i'm turning 20 in 3 months, still a khv
>had a dream this morning that i was trying to convince my online oneitis's gf to fuck this obese girl who wanted me to fuck her
>idk who the obese girl was but she was acting like we were together in the dream
>mfw

>>26442701
good

planning on going to a rave to hug and cuddle some lonely qt's

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It's not being alone what annoys me, it's that i'm going to see her post a picture with her boyfriend

>>26442701
here's how I'm spending my valentine's day :)

http://sketchtoy.com/66603863

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>tfw have a date for valentine's day

My birthday is on valentines day.

So stop fucking whining.

I fell for the online oneitis meme again.
I really wish I did not, to be honest.
so my valentines is going to be very bad.

>>26448024
nice (original comment) (original comments) (original comment)

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>>26448105
iktf fampai

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>get gf on nye, really sweet and smart girl i've known for a while
>go on family holiday for 2 weeks and she lives a couple hours away so end up not seeing her for a month
>always saying how she misses me and wants to see me
>tuesday before last she texts me saying having a boyfriend unhealthy for her but "cherishes our friendship"
>text her last night asking whats doing this weekend and she hasn't replied
>tfw she is probably coming to my town to see her friends

>>26448024
masterpiece
but make three hot pockets, so you'll get full and be too tired to kill yourself :^)

>>26448024
gr8 job m8

>>26443652
Jesus, that pic source...

>>26442701
Bad.
These days always remind me of how terrible life is someday.

I liked some people before in my life but the feeling couldn't be reciprocated. I gave up with relationship since I'm tired to feel emotions that are totally one sided and to suffer their consequence. I'll stick to nothingness instead. Sure it is unhealthy to think that way. But i'm just sick of this game.

>>26445232
If you're going to kill yourself, don't do it over a stupid whore. Let yourself feel bad, angry, then move on. Forget her.

I'm OK, kinda. I haven't felt bad for not having a partner on this week. I'll probably do during that day, go >tfw no gf and all that, but I believe it won't be too hard.

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>>26442701
My birthday's on valentines day.

>"aww tahts so cute whos ur valentine xD"
Every damn time. End it all now.

The laugh they do at the end makes it worse. Fucking normans.

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>>26442701

asked my steam friend to be my valentines... i guess it could be worse... technically speaking i have a valentines now... :)

>>26445755
>tfw also playing kingdom hearts 2
>probably gonna beat it soon and start birth by sleep

>>26448080
You did it anon! We're proud! Now GTFO this board!

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my name is kyle

tfw no q.t 3.14

I'm gonna ask her out now guys

I know she doesn't have a boyfriend
I think she's a virgin
I think she's into me

I can do this, right guys?

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>>26448825

you can do it friend

But don't make a big plan how you are gonna ask her because it will make you drop your spaghetti in the heat of the moment

>>26445232
#wastehistime2016
#gotrekt

>>26448005
Ohohoo~ I remember this kind of feellllll

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>>26442701
I've managed to avoid accidentally hearing about my crush's plans all week.

I'm thinking of skipping lecture Monday just in case.

I realize she's fucking some dude, probably one who's actually better than me in ever way, but knowing for certain would probably hurt a lot. Some part of my brain needs to think she's different, I know that.

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>oneitis hasn't had a bf before
>some guy asked her out for valentine's day
>he's good looking as hell
>she's going on her first date that day
>she's acting excited and wondering what she should wear/do
>tfw I had to sit through this conversation

Worst day of my life.

>>26448655
It's pretty fucking great right? It's my first time playing it but it excels in pretty much every quality I look for in a game, although some of the load times bother me a bit.

Only just finished Timeless River (which was absolutley god-tier) so no spoilers pls.

>>26442701
Why do you let yourselves be affected by normie consumerist holidays? It's just another day, and before you know it it will be over.

If you let valentine's day affect you you're no different than the single normies who get sad

>read this thread
>think about telling oneitis how I feel
Fuck you guys, I know it's never going to happen. Stop giving me hope.

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I can't do this shit much longer lads

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fuck man, it's hard.
I can't even delude myself into having a wafiu, so it's just me.

>>26448540
Google new ghost busters visit child hospital

>>26442701
Pretty shitty anon

This year is the first time I have gotten a valentine date. Ive already gotten cucked and we havent even had the date yet.
>be yesterday at bar
>valentine wants to get dinner
>she invites third wheel at bar
>okay.jpg
>at Chili's stoned out our mind
>we're cuddling
>she's regretting bringing third wheel
>leave chilis and go back to bar
>she gets drunk and says "im gona be single forever"
>criticalhit2ego.exe
>some salty dude plays "down in the dm" by Yo Gotti and tells me its for me
>just laugh
Ive never been more depressed tbhfammo

>tfw you've never had a valentine
>tfw you're ugly as fuck and the only thing that can help you is expensive jaw surgery that cost over $50,000

who /fuckedbeyondfucked/ here?

>>26442701
Pretty good, all things considered. I think I'll take my imaginary boyfriend out on a date; we could do some stargazing or something. Also order some pizza.

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At least I never be as alone and autistic as this guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hy0eQBoX9c

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>>26442701
>Studying
>Playing games
>Avoiding calls from my parents

My father always ask me where Im going to dinner and jokes about me getting laid that night. But I know, deep down, he knows what I will be doing that night...

>>26442701
>date love of my life for two years
>we break up
>single for two years
>no sex, no dating.
>feels perfectly fine.
>date some cheating asshole for a few months
>break up
>single for two years and counting
>no sex
>feel p e r f e c t l y f i n e and the only reason i am dreading valentines day is because i work retail.

who gives a shit mang

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>>26442701
idk
Im having a lot of medical problems lately and I've just kind of accepted im probably gonna die from them

When you accept your fate like that...
...women are the last thing on my mind honestly. I never had them and I guess I never will but in the defined parameters of my life I guess it never really mattered. At least no one thinks Im a loser because of it, they probably just see it the way I do. It never mattered to me

I'm probably gonna buy my mom some flowers and chocolate because I've never done something like that before and she'll probably really appreciate it.

>>26442701
>Preparing my thesis on why specific genes in the GWA turn up to be related to fatty acid leukocyte levels with p < 0.0001 and some even p < 0.000001
>It turns out the lab next door was right about the yet unexplained interaction between certain fatty acids in the cell membrane and their effects on cell signals
>Turns out that the most notorious genes I listed are all somehow involved with a certain amino acid's metabolism and better yet, are critical in cell proliferation
>Now I'm scrambling for words to correctly write down everything that I know so I can justify a few thousand grand for the experiment and a successful Master's Degree
>meanwhile, normies are measuring chalk sedimentation in a novel and completely overpriced new machine bought by Chaddus Maximus Deanus

At least I won't be alone for Valentine's Day, hugging my tulpa as we eat some pasta and ragu because I cant cook for shit

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>>26451150
Nerd alert!!!

>>26451150
You're totally like Sheldon, Anon! XD

>>26445232
Happens so regularly it should be a crime. The way to get around it is to do the something when you're talking to her, rather than lets do it later, or talk to her enough that she at least remembers you

>>26448163
This situation happens when all you do is text and talk to her and don't make moves on her and ignore her if it doesn't work out

You fuckers dont even know pain.
>be me, guy who spends all his time with girl ive know for years
>we finally start talking about relationships
>she goes to uni
>all of a sudden shes not sure if she wants to be one
>I know how this shit goes down
>tell her that if she wants to be with someone else to at least tell me so I can move on with my life
>shes like yeah okay
>i come drive to see her all the time, things dont seem too much different and I have no reason to suspect anything save for a few oddball moments that she always has perfect excuses for
>spend christmas with her and her family
>amazing day, we cuddle and hold hands the entire day
>everything seems so perfect at this point
>last week her birthday is coming around
>says shes gonna spend it at her parents
>say thats cool well hang out the following weekend
>when she comes home shes acting pissy and aggressive over everything for no reason
>sixth sense activates, something is up
>stalk her facebook (i do not have one)
>picture of overweight mexican guy with neckbeard presenting a cake to her
>what in the- I say what in the actual fuck
>confront her and she tries to lie to me about it even though shes been caught red handed
>eventually pulls the whole "I just didnt want to hurt you wanted to spare your feelings blah blah blah"
>tell her she made a huge mistake and that Ill never talk to her again
>deleted her off of everything and have not spoken to her since
I have my dignity somewhat but I still want to die. Im pretty sure I genuinely loved her.

>>26442701
Is this your first valentine alone?
I don't give a fuck anymore.

>>26452390
act like a cuck get cucked like a cuck

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Are the Jews responsible for making this holiday to make us suffer? Do they need to remind us every fucking year to kill ourselves?

>>26445232
Did you message her back?
Please say you didnt

all these normies on this thread are pissing me off more than valentine's day itself

I've never experienced anything special on that day so it's not like I'm missing anything

>>26442795
>Turn off the tv
and unplug the computer and take the battery out of the phone and board up the windows and stick your fingers in your ears and close your eyes

>>26454218
Where do my feet go?

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>not having a waifu
Real women suck ass

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>>26445335
I hope you have a shitty, lonely, valentine's. If you haven't seen her in 6 months there's no way she hasn't fucked some other guy.

I'll probably get some chocolate from my mother and maybe from my grandmother.

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>>26442701
>The girl I like is single
>She is going to some concert on Valentine's Day and is probably going to get fucked by some drunk dude

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>>26442701
My bank account thanks me everyday

>>26448080
I really hope she doesn't waste your time. I want you to be happy so I can hate you.

>>26442795
>watching TV
good goy

>>26451072
>Im having a lot of medical problems lately and I've just kind of accepted im probably gonna die from them
lucky bastard

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i just really dont care never have had valentine so i dont know how it feels like to have one so its not a problem for me

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>tfw i don't care

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>>26442701
the ladies at work(old nurses) were asking me if i had my flowers ready for a special girl. I replied "i don't know single female outside of work to give one to" ..they didn't believe me ..they just said bullshit and laughed....

cyborg lyf :\

>>26442888
Get out normie. You made it out of here. There's no point in sticking around. Don't become like us again. Leave now and have a happy life. I hope not to see you again.

>>26442795
>Who cares? It's just another day of you don't have plans
That's the thing, though. Every day is just another day. What's the point of anything?

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>tfw work for a flower company

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>>26455773
captcha bus comment

>>26442701
I don't give a single shit honestly.

As long as someone don't tell me : URRRRR DO YOU HAVE DATE FOR VALENTINES DAY XDDD

oi cunts this off little off topic....but this just made me laugh my arse off https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvE0uQRM5-A

do the whole routine right now. i'm actually thinking about creating a program full of computer chair exercises. slowly but surely our computer time will make us ripped as fuck

>>26445755
Thanks man, you just made my valentines so much better
Didn't know the finale was airing in 2 days

>1 more day till
Fuck if i care. Its just a corporate shill festival.

>>26442701
My fiancee left me yesterday, gave back the ring and told me that she does not love me. Two days before valentines and six before one year aniverssary

Get on my level

>>26445648
Normie spotted but I'm actually don't care

>>26455919

she didn't love you. it was for the best. only 3 billion more vagina's out there

>>26442701
I'm going to have watch deadpool and have sex with my qt.

>>26442888
Huzzah!

>>26443153
I hope you take too much

>>26443652
>>26445232
Oh fucking move on and find someone else.

>>26455933
Thanks anon , I would share it with you anytime

>>26446821
This. Of course, you can't say any of this shit in real life because people will just call you a jealous, angry, edgelord virgin. Fuck normies and fuck their retarded normie holidays.

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>>26442701
>how are you holding up
Probably with a rope by the end of it

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There's nothing worse than being an 8/10 chad thats autistic

>tfw you could be hitting PTP
>tfw your mum could set you up with one of her friends daughters who knows what you look like and is keen on you

>tfw you'll always be a autist trapped in chads body
>tfw people expect you to be chad but then they realize that something's wrong with you

>tfw if one little thing changed you would've been a real chad, not some mental cripple

that bad feel everyone on r9k will either call you a liar, not a chad, not autistic or a retard

>>26456095
Ebick

>>26456090
But that's exactly what you are

>>26456125
Post face mate.

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>>26456147

>posting your face
>on 4chan

>>26456125
>>26455552
>>26455844
lol i'm on the boat next to yours. i just dont feed myself regularly so my body looks like a corpse.

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>>26456125

And as I hung up the phone it occurred to me
He'd grown up just like me
My boy was just like me


>>26456195

You're autistic too?

It's alright. Fourteen months until I am a wizard so there is that. At least it is a paid holiday.

>>26456201
i work for a couple of years then i quit and live off of my saving for a another couple of years whilst eating the bare minimum to survive. society is cancer...i can only handle jobs for so long.

am i autistic? fucks me

>>26456263

I think our situations are very different m8

>>26456125

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>>26442701
it's going good. I'm eating heart candies by myself

Why do you give a shit about Valentine's day?

>>26456125
I know that feel
woobbly boobly comment original

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-3ghEPVnBQ - the history of valentines....