So what is a failed normie?

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>>26442545
Someone who tries really really hard to be a normie obviously, and fails at almost every step.

Shit like asking a girl out to prom and then going out to prom, wanting to be invited to Chad and Stacey's parties on weekends, studying really hard in university, etc.

A robot just gives up along the way and inevitably comfortably drifts through life like a snowflake in the wind

>>26442616
So what about someone who was a normie but slowly began to icolste himself to the point where he doesn't leave the house unless it's for food or school but still has friends that he talks to and is able to talk to grills with no problem

>>26442545
I am probably the definition
>rich af parents
>6 feet, not overweight, somewhat fit
>people tell me I am pretty
>not autistic, just next level socially akward
>first contact with a grill at a party with 15
>"can I lie my head on your shoulder anon?"
>"uhhh yea sure"
>to spagetti to make a move
>bullies make fun of me because I am such a robot
>went through therapy after high school to get over my anxieties and depression
>tfw you just started developing social skill at 20

>>26442545
A person who is at most points in the day only ~2 hours away from going out to have fun or have sex or do something nice by themselves, but never chooses to do so.

>>26442616
no, thats just a robot who has not given up yet.

>>26442745
Cyborg
This is original senpai

>>26443083
I-is this a bad thing?

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>>26443019
>robot
>still trying
>even thinking about trying

>>26442545

someone who listens to this over and over

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AWbgkRpYwc

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>>26442545
Someone that comes to imageboards to talk about all the real life normal shit that imageboards were supposed to be free from
>Let's talk about video games, what games do you like?
>I like blah blah
>Me too, my favorite was...
and then...
>I want a girlfriend, I was out at the mall the other day and blah blah drama blog shit feel sorry for me blog blog blog drama

It's why every other board looks down on anons that use "normie", they're still interested in all the infantile shit and won't shut up about it. We're anonymous- I don't care about your personal life and you don't care about mine. Reddit, Facebook, Twitter, and a plethora of other websites (or real life since you're still obsessed with that) are far better places for your kind.

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>>26442757
Bruh you normie af

>>26444750
Okay, so if we're supposed to refrain from talking about real life here, then what are we supposed to talk about, and how can we still be robots when the definition of robot aligns with real life?

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>>26445373
Yeah, there's a reason /r9k/ has become so despised. It wasn't always like this.
I'm a wizard so I don't really follow all this drama about girlfriends and red/blackpill. I just like the threads here now and then since it's a random board that isn't /b/.
It's a random board with the robot script running; talk about anything but follow the global rules.