What would you do if you had a time machine, r9k?
I'd go back in time and kill the person who invented the mason jar. I hate those stupid little cuck jars.
- find out what happens in an undisturbed timeline
- take whatever useful tech I can for my own personal use or patent it hundreds of years ahead of its time
- watch the hell out of some dinosaurs and shit, take samples or something
- take pictures of neat prehistoric stuff
But mostly I'd run it at normal speed going forward
Would go back to a time when earth was less populated and live alone in the woods.
Maybe would try to get some money using the time manipulation to get myself some cool things to play alone, probably not, just being alone is enough.
- make money off of inflation
- become feared prank master every april fools day
- create hidden evidence of actual historical events you witnessed while time traveling and "find" it in the future
- take photos and samples throuought history and contribute to science
- go to any point of history and live wherever living is the most fun
Use it to reside over humanity as it's eternal protector, and also to eliminate those who threaten the western world.
how the fuck would you fit enough AK47s to make a difference in a time machine if you cant fit a tank?
all of this is in Orson Scott Card's Masterpiece Gatefather at the end of the Mithermage series aka better than enders game aka enders game books were boring ender's shadows books werent o ya
Since you are such a wuss I will try to figure out a way to use my time machine to get you stuck in a loop where you relive your life in exactly the same way for all eternity.
How about that? Would you like that?
so you're somehow going to procure multiple tanks, take them apart, transport them, put them back together, and then teach the soldiers how to use them? Sounds like complete bullshit to me.
You wouldn't need that many. You can carry 5 easily on your person and that alone would wipe out hundreds in a minute.
I'm not sure, maybe I should go far back in time and try to fuck up as much as possible.
Or maybe I should go not very far and prevent some destructive family drama from happening, like my aunt and uncle dying too soon and help my parents do some smart investment to secure the future and get my autism checked out sooner.
I'd go back and warn US government about 9/11 by showing them footage and then going back in time further after that to convince the terrorists to redirect it to the white house
they won't know what hit em
allah akbar my friend am i rite lmao
I'm not sure, there's so much in history that be worth seeing
not to mention seeing where the future of humanity will be
if I ever got bored of that I'd go back to my biggest spaghetti moment and prep myself so I don't fuck up
Because the future is most likely going to be horrible.
At least with going back in the past we can fuck ourselves in the ass instead of having others do it for us in the future.
>Not going back even further and informing him of all sorts of technology to the best of your ability and warning him about radar and nuclear weapons and shit so he has a head start
i would go really far into the future and kidnap the future self of one of my nemesis. Then I would time travel back with old nemesis and graphically murder them infront of young nemesis. then i'd go back to the future the day before kidnapping old nemesis and teleport him back in time to like the day after his younger self witnessed the first killing and kill him again in front of him. I'd do it repeatedly, in different ways, different times, different locations, i'd play around with the machine to get it down right. one day he'll figure out that older person being killed more and more looks like his current self. wake up in the middle of the night one night out of a dead sleep and see yourself get killed stuff like that. maybe just little things in between to lower their guard about another killing happening but still fuck up their day in a minor way.