Mike Tyson confronts you and says "I'LL FUCK YOU TILL

>>26439641
Pleash no Michael
I don't want thish

>>26439641
Let him fuck me with his engorged nigger penis

immediately and truthfully say "I love you in Mike Tyson Mysteries!"

Give him a travel-sized box of Captain Crunch Peanut Butter cereal and a copy of The Book of Five Rings.

Use stand your ground law as an excuse to put a few bullets in his chest.

>>26439641
telling him that he is enforcing negative black stereotypes and that i am thankful for it, that no matter what he does i win and then i tell the nigger to get the duck out of my house so i can play some sweet, sweet sonic

Assume he really just wants to fight
Put my dukes up
Try to fake him out
He punches me in the head
Causes embolism and stoke

Mr Tyson has to deal with a dead asshole and its corpseload now.

ill thfwuck you twill you thlouv me fwaggot

>>26439783
>get the duck out
What?

>>26440005
i meant what i said so duck off daggot

>>26439641
He's a power bottom. He would surely milk the cummies right out of me whether I like it or not.

>>26440082
Is this a hip new meme I'm unaware of?

It depends on the environment, to be honest. Mike Tyson is undoubtedly stronger than anyone /r9k/ so we all might just have to take the fucking.

>>26440111
yeah its called duck yourself you ducking dool

>>26440150
This meme really quacks me up

>>26440150
Are you actually autistic?
Not as in meme autism but as in legitimate autism.

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I'd be really flattered if Mike Tyson wanted to fuck me desu, even though the idea of him shoving his dick up my butt sounds painful and unpleasant.

>>26440225
only as autistic as you daggot

>>26439641
Laugh, this situation is so rediculous

>>26440111
Pretty sure his phone mispelled fuck to duck.

And now he's being a faggot for some reason

>>26440258
So is that an affirmative that you are in fact autistic?

>>26440294
only if you are motherducker

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Punch him out. I've trained my whole childhood for this.

>>26439641

gtfo of there. Hes old and cant catch anyone.

>>26440005
>>26440082
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>>26440312

hey, im >>26439783 it was a typo like >>26440281 said and you are being rused by somebody else

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>>26440364
Classic elaborate ruse

Kick his ass because he's an old man now
Have you seen him at the ends of Mike Tyson Mysteries episodes?
Looks old as fugg

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>>26440364
>you are being rused by somebody else
Am I?

Tell him that I already love him and ask him if he wants to go solve some mysteries

>>26439641
*unsheathes samurai sword*

>>26440397
What the fuck dude?
Why?

>>26440439
Because the ruse is eternal.

>>26440468
Too right mate, too right.

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>>26440495
Too right indeed.

Th'ill thunk thyou thill thyou thloth me thagotth

>>26439660
Underrated kek. Originally

>>26439641
I'd probably let him fuck me since I'd rather that than being beaten to death.

I'll never love him though, well maybe, like how one loves a goldfish.