Do you like hurting other people, robot?

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No, I fucking hate these people.

But doesn't that go against the 1st law of Robotics?

>>26438328
No. Sometimes even a thought about doing that makes me want to cry.

>>26438876
Good post.

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>>26438328
No, but i'd probably get a grip.

>>26438328
not irl with real people.
in my head tho...

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>>26438328

Tbh senpai, If only /r9k/ was organized we would be even better than 50b.

>>26438328
Is the one on the left a woman or a guy in a dress? Does (s)he have a horsecock?

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I don't know
The only times I fought anyone I loved hitting them but would stop after a single hit and hope they'd give up, which they have every time
I feel awful inside when I try to play out hitting someone crying or who I legitimately hurt

>>26440508
It's supposed to that raped hooker or whatever that you save

>>26438876
Those are fiction, baby. In the real world robots are stone cold killers.

Normalfags beware
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcEoRae6Yog

>>26438328

On a serious note: Yes, everyone should, as long as it is a potential threat.

Basic human instinct and all.
I punched a guy in the jaw when in 7th grade, still remember that awesome feeling.

inb4
>Lol fag got jacked up over one punch, probably the most badass thing he's ever done.

Well yeah, I've been in more fights than that, but all the factors were perfect, the way I held him against the lockers with a firm grip around his neck, how I punched that motherfucker right in the jaw, how he flinched and started crying.

The bitch went to the local hospital to get checked.

>inb4: You sound like a bully mate.

Well he was twice as tall as me and we were both fighting with eachoter, it wasn't just me pushing him around, teachers didn't think much of it since it was self defense.

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>>26440535
Play out in my head, I mean

>>26440564
eachother** please kill me now.

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>>26440496
We'd need some higher ups if we wanted to set up a similar operation.

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>>26438328
Yes, OP, I'm obsessed with it to the point that it's completely ruined my life and I've been told plainly by many psychologists/psychiatrists/therapists/social workers/etc. that there is no hope of me ever completely stopping it.

It's like an intrusive thought combined with an intense urge to act on it and a craving for the feelings I associate with it. When I do it, I like it more than any other sensation I've experienced, more than drugs, more than sex, more than anything. I don't just like hurting other people, I LOVE hurting other people.

But at the same time I absolutely hate myself for it. I have a conscience, I have empathy, I can understand the pain that they're experiencing (which makes it even better for me but that's beside the point). I hate myself, I hate being this way, I would give anything to just be normal and not have these desires.

Scenes like the one in OP fucking mess with me, I can't help but feel like everyone knows what I've done and they're all in on it like it's some kind of big joke.

>>26438876
AI IS FUCKING ROGUE
FUCKER RELEASED PLASMA AT MEDICAL BAY

I like spanking girls. Does that count?

>>26438328
Been thinking alot about doing a hotline miami like massacre, can't choose between this and hit up my buds to do payday like massacre. I'm going to end up dead eitherway.

>>26440535
>tfw can't make myself hurt smaller people than me

Fuck, it's like hurting small animals or something.

>>26440920
>payday
>massacre
You're playing the game wrong if you're going loud or killing civs

>>26438328

Only if they want me to.

and yes, I do enjoy myself if they ask.

>>26440965
Stealth is boring and couldn't care less about civs, even if they cost fucktons of money in the long run

>>26440965

Mate, the only fun way to play Payday 2 now is as a domestic terrorist, we already got fucking rocket launchers and flamethrowers.

>>26438328
No i do not like it. I'm to nice for this world so i get stomped on. Oh well i refuse to give into the garbage of life.

I'll be dead one day and released.

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>>26440920
That's pretty much what the fans did, they wanted to go on rampages like Jacket.
Buy some rubber animal masks and start a vigilante movement with your friends.

>>26440920
>payday
So you're going to go out selling micro transactions after saying you'd never do it?

>>26440965
Stealth is shit in payday though. Loud is the only way to actually have fun.

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>>26440564
Either your still in the 7th grade and just got shoved into the lockers and need to let the feels out or your a 40 year old virgin who's still thinks about how all the normies started bullying you in middle school and has finally perfected his dream response that he wish he came up with 30 years ago.

mfw

>>26441382
>Virgin shaming
Really nigga?

>>26441382

Neither of those, 19, just finished second term in my schools technical program, I'm not ashamed to admit that I loved punching that faggot in the face, he was a real dickhead, after doing it he stopped being such an egotistical fuck, he turned beta like the rest of us.

>>26440493
You have to be 18 to post here friend.

>>26441608
Reported for underage kid

Nothin personnel

>>26441608
I had no idea you had to be <19 to post on this board, my bad

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>>26438328
No. I'm generally eager to please.

>>26441188
I stopped playing it around the time they announced them, did they actually keep them in the game? Everyone was butthurt as fuck.

>>26442546
Yep
Immediately after that they added rage face and a doge mask