Halt Chad HQ, This zone is for Chads onl- *man on radio talks a bit*
ugh ok, state your business robot and i might let you in.
I'm here on behalf of the Brotherhood of Feels to ask you to surrender all your electronic devices, weapons and vehicles.
Zero. I live a well adjusted life in college, am getting nothing but A's, and in general having a really great time here. Even while away from my 10 close friends I have enough connections so that not a day goes by where I eat alone.
EPSILON 16 SPEAKING!
CHAD WILL DIE BY THE HANDS OF EPSILONS, THEN WE WILL TURN ON THE BETAS, THEN THE OMEGAS, THEN, FINALLY, US AND THE GAMMAS WILL RULE TOGETHER
Not so fast General Good Boy!
This is Epsilon 16, and if you make another move you're dead.
I was the soldier that coerced you into trying to take back Beta Base 2, and now that Beta HQ is gone you're hopeless. Stand down sir.
I have come to merge the souls of humanity into a single being, so that all suffering may be ended in accordance to God's will.
This is Whiskey Tango Foxtrot November Juliet, requesting authorisation for entrance.
I answer to no man.
Stand aside chad, i won't ask a 2nd time.
This is beta outpost Seven Niner Echo, we have eyes on CHAD HQ, good effect on target. Multiple KIAs
THE SUN WILL NEVER SET ON OUR BETA CALIPHATE.
This is Task force Eliot, we have a chopper inbound they are cleaning up any surviving chads and then extracting you. Meet at the rendezvous point.
I WILL IMMOLATE THESE CHADS IN ETERNAL FLAME
Our brother >>26437973
managed to take down several the entire base by using a dirty bomb..... what a fitting end to a good boy
press f to pay respects.
THE WAR IS NOT YET OVER! UNTIL EACH AND EVERYONE OF THEM NORMIES ARE DEAD!
I'm but a lowly merchant sir, here to sell my wares of beard oil, protein supplements, sports balls, and men's lifestyle magazines.
Hi im from /k/, /v/, and /o/, and I have over 20 years of experience in the field, and Ive got over 200,000 confirmed kills, and over 4,000 hours in dayz mod alone. I know you guys think youre tacticool and everything, but Ive taken some art classes at a community college and I kind of consider myself a Colors Expert and you know youre standing in the middle pf the road wearing olive and black. I do hope that you realize that you're in the middle of a white colored plain with light yellow bushes and its a clear 600m shot straight to you from the tree line in every direction. I know your red dot m16 or whatever that is, looks cool but its probably only realistically usable for about 400 of the 600 yards if you could even identify a 1 pixel sized target in all white laying down in a foxhole. Also, you have no cover at all if you were to take fire. It would be...unfortunate if someone were to take advantage of this...
Well im going to be leaving now. Ill be "around". :3 k bai