How to not be the orbiter?

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>>26435698
completely avoid anyone you even start to develop feelings for

>>26435698

be fat enough that your gravity is higher

now she's your orbiter

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>>26435730
Did /r9k/ like the first season of Yahari?

>>26435698
Be a yesman. At first people use you, but eventually the attention leads to power.

>>26435698
If you want to be with or fuck a girl who doesn't want to be with you, and you want to stay close by in case she "changes your mind" don't. If you genuinely just like hanging out with the girl and don't care about getting with her then just hang out with her. You're an orbiter the moment you start doing things for her in hopes that she "comes around." The biggest mistake you can make is taking her on dates after she friendzoned you. You'll think it's some romantic opportunity to prove yourself to her and if anybody asks her its "lol just a frienddate."

Being platonic friends with girls can be a good thing, but just be sure to keep yourself some distance and never EVER give off the impression that you have feelings for her, whether to her friends or to her. Also, never prioritize her over your bros unless like she's been your bestie next door neighbor type friend that you've known longer than anyone type of thing.

>>26435698
don't be a faggot

original tip

Ask her out, and if she says no, stop being her friend.

>>26435698

By being a motherfucking blazing comet.

>>26435753
i didn't really feel like either season struck the right balance. the first had too much focus on the comedic half and the second had too much focus on the dramatic half

was alright though

>>26435698
Become something that doesnt interact with the cucktime continuum. You ever think maybe stuff explodes and converts to energy so its not trapped in the roastie orbit of mass?

Einstein gave people the key to escaping roastie orbit

>>26435753
I thought it was good, s2 was too overdramatic and didn't have enough comedy/sol moments

Saki best girl

>>26435698
Don't buy things for her. Don't be a shoulder to cry on. Don't give a fuck about her. Ignore her. Hell treat her like garbage. Sadly this might make her more attracted to you

Think "would I do this for a male friend?" when you think of favors.