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Do you have any plans for valentines day robots?
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Do you have any plans for valentines day robots?
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No
this is now an original comment
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Probably just a lazy day with the girlfriend
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The same shit as with New Year's Eve with you jabronis.
You spend 364 days alone a year and now you're suddenly worried because you're going to spend another single day?
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>>26432783
>you're suddenly worried because you're going to spend another single day?
not really I was just curious if you guys have something prepared for that day
i myself will probably end up gettin wasted in my buddy's pub like every year
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Probably just playing Magic the Gathering Online. On Monday, though, I have a holiday so I'm hanging out with my GF. Might go to Bertucci's.
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>>26432706
As usual, I'm going to ram my dick into the back of her throat. Possibly, I'll put it in her butt as well.
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My gf and I are bundling up under the blankets on the couch to a spend the day watching TV and snuggling while we cook our favorite meals for each other. It's gonna be good.
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>>26432768
>girlfriend
fuck off

>>26432949
>gf
fuck off

>>26432969
>implied existing relationship with human of opposite sex
fuck off

>>26432989
>gf
fuck off
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>>26432768
>tfw have lazy day for 6 years now
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>>26433028
Aww, did Mommy's little angel poop his pants again?
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Watchin 24 hour livestream all day with beer
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>>26433028
You'll never get a qt3.14 gf with that attitude, senpai
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Congratulate all the posters who inevitably pop up to tell everyone how great they feel, congratulate all the people nearby who do the same thing but in person, then play a video game unless someone in my village needs a favour
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>>26433035
I poop in the toilet you filth

>>26433083
no room for pleasantries on normie patrol
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>>26432706
OF COURSE NOT. DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>26432706
>gonna text this one girl from uni who has crush on me
>ask her if she wants grab few beers n talk
>pretend i dont know its Valentines day
>call her "bro" and "dude" entire time
>see her soul dying
>get home
>fap
>complain about being 23hhkv on r9k with fellow brobots
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>>26433134
gettin wasted or stoned alone is still a plan you know

im gonna get wasted in pub alone and look at lonely single girls to give them false hope
>check em out, approach and ask for chair
>ask em what time is it .etc
Pretty fun desu
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>omg, anon just texted me saying "happy valentines day" haha i be he doesnt even have a date today
>what babe? no, im not wearing any panties, just like you asked
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>>26432706
I do have something planned for Sunday, but it's in no way related to V-Day. That being said it is outside, but early enough in the day so I won't have to look at all the couples. Also I treated myself to a nice pair of jeans at a discounted price thanks to the V-Day meme, so I can't complain too much.
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>>26433224
>babe
>baby
normies want to fuck their own kids
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Going to the cheesecake factory with my girlfriend of 5 years.
I'll probably get get a balloon and chocolate.
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>>26432706
Come on chaps help me get a valentine's day date
>Me chatting with a girl trying to play it cool, talking like a degenerate normie
>She is responding laughing and stuff
>Call her bae
>She asks 'who bae?'
>Say 'Im talking with you, who else'
>replies 'how did i become bae so fast?'
>say 'do you or do you not want to be bae?'
>replies with "nooo"
I snapped at that moment, switched off my phone and went to shower
Come back to see she messaged me
>Do you want to be my bae?
What do familia?
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gonna hope she sends me a message and gonna end up dissapointed because ofcourse I'm not gonna get any message
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>>26433296
girls get pretty desperate this time of the year
so there is a chance she'd rather spent Valentines day with you instaed home alone
i'd stay give it a shot and you might get lucky
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>>26433102
Is 'village' some sort of Brit slang or do you literally live in a village?

>>26433113
>>26433134
>>26433249
4chan is for ages 18 and up only, friends.

>>26433258
The Cheesecake Factory is such a pile of shit, dude. You can do better for less money.

>>26433296
Text back 'You know it' or some shit. Give it a shot, nothing to lose.
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probably listen to death grips and go sit in the park at night where nobody can see me
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>>26433323
maybe you send her a message Anon
just make sure she has no bf atm before you do
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>>26433369
>go sit in the park at night where nobody can see me
sounds comfy tbqh
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>>26433372
It's not the end of the world if she has a BF. I've actually had a woman leave her BF to be with me. And if she doesn't want to (she probably won't), again, not a huge deal.
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going to dinner with my bf and spending the evening together. it just occurred to me that i have some acid left over, but I don't think valentines day is necessarily the time for that.
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gonna send flowers to my internet crush
nothing will come of it, but i hate life and dont have a problem throwing money away
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>>26433415
Pretty pathetic move
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>>26433353
I live in a literal village, and I'm still British
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>>26433372
I hang out with her regularly at uni, it would be super awkward

btw I know she doesn't have a bf
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>>26433336
>>26433353
I texted back, 'if I didn't want to I wouldnt ask u'
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>>26433436
i am pathetic, she will love it though and will get to hear her tell me about it
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>>26433453
How many people are in it? Are you close to a city? I feel like 'rural' in England is not as big a deal as 'rural' in the U.S. because it's so much more dense on the whole, but I don't know.

>>26433458
You're not going to get anywhere if you constantly worry about it being awkward, dude. I've been rejected before by people I hang out with. It's not the end of the world.

>>26433459
Lame. Who knows, she might still go for it, though.

>>26433467
The more you describe this situation, the more pathetic it becomes.
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I'm gonna go to an italian restaurant with my gf
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>>26433459
sounds good i think
Im proud of you Anon
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>>26433478
>Lame. Who knows, she might still go for it, though.
What would you do?
>>26433487
Thanks man
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>>26433458
"you can't win if you are not in" - Swedish Roleplayer
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I don't even know when that is. I'm a NEET who doesn't get out of bed but to eat, use the restroom, or go down the street to buy another five packs of cookies. I don't have time for women and their bullshit.
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>>26432706
Deadpool with bae and then dinner that he's making.
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Just play games, watch some tv shows and drink a few beers.
I won't be leaving the house on that day so i can avoid the typical happy couple.
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>>26433514
then what do you have time for? Jerking to animu?
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>>26432706
netrunner tournament
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>>26433478
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blewbury
You're right, though, rural isn't as big of a deal over here because the UK is smaller. It's a village, though, and nowhere near the size of even a town. That said it's surrounded by farmland and the place is so dubious you'd still need directions finding someone. Also no streetlights
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>>26433532
As a matter of fact, yes, original comment-kun.
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>>26432706
I'm going to go watch deadpool with qt grill anon
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i'm going to the bar with some friends and spend 100 euros on drinks for me and them
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>>26432706
Orangutan comment
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>>26433503
see
>>26433353

>>26433539
How do you like living in such a small place?

>>26433524
>>26433607
That movie looked really bad from the trailer.
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I'll probably just play Animal Crossing all day long, my village needs more attention than some girl.
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>>26433753
It isn't too bad. I'm used to towns and cities but this place is okay. I need to see to a car or something for easier transport, though. Maybe that'll be a goal for 2016
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>>26433753
>>>26433503
>see
>>>26433353
>Text back 'You know it' or some shit. Give it a shot, nothing to lose.
Yea very nice, try hard
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>>26432706
It's Sunday, right? Then I'll do what I usually do on Sundays.

Masturbate completely naked when my parents go to church.
Watch some sports in the evening, the only thing I have in common with normies.
Laugh at normies having to go to work the next day while I secretly envy them for having a steady income and being productive members of society.
Browse 4chan for hours.

Day like any other day really.
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>>26433888
>Masturbate completely naked when my parents go to church.
nice, I do that too ;^)
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>>26433888
>>26433900
>No need to go to church since I'm euphoric at this moment
>Instead I'll fap like an edgy motherfucker
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Practice with my bassist since everybody else have plans. Dude is either drunk or half asleep most of the time. I'll be surprise if he actually came.

>le bassman never gets pussy XD

After that you know the usual. Fap, play videogames, go to a lowkey local coffee shop and write songs about my bad highschool experience.
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>>26432706
Probably just go hiking by with her.
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See deadpool with gf
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>>26433888
>Masturbate completely naked when my parents go to church.
I miss doing that. I have to go to church now because GF wants me to.
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I'm just chillin' making rice balls erryday
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Probably get drunk and play LoL with friends.
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Trying to make macarons for my robo-bf. Made chocolate with hazelnut and coconut filling, and peanut filling.
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>>26433775
Whats your friend code? Do you post on the vg thread?
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Literally REEEEEEing in my dark room as I'm doing right now
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>>26432706
I have an exam on the 17th that is a pretty hard content since I suck shit at resistance of materials, so I'll be studying
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>>26432783
365* it's a leap year this year. Also just another day added to my useless life
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>>26432706
working then spending it with the missus.

>inb4 rees etc.
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>>26433028
hee hee, somebodies got their diaper in a tangle!
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>>26432706
I'm going to play neutral milk hotel at an open mic
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>>26432989
Why the robots they have to suffer?
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Why would I have plans? it's just another day.
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Valentines day is my birthday but I am only having a lunch with the family instead of a full day as I have a big assignment due. Pretty good
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>>26433161
That a boy
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>>26433503
>>26433459
status update?

GF is gonna stay over on Saturday if her parents are ok with it we're gonna go out for dinner, maybe see some small band play a gig. Also planning on making her breakfast. Gonna stay indoors because it's beyond freezing.
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>>26432706
Just spend it with my girlfriend, I hope.
>>26433161
>tfw kind of afraid of calling girlfriend "dude" or "guy", but too shy to call her "woman" or "girl"
What should I do
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>>26432706
Yes.
>Buy mommy gf heart shaped pizza with chocolate chip cookie from Pepe Johns
>Webcam with her for the first time ever before going to wagecuck job
Maybe I'll get to see her eat it on cam while I can only wish I was there to eat it with her... ;-;7
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>>26432706
Gonna study for the exam that's 3 days later.
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Seriously contemplating booking a trip away by myself as my 2 flatmates will definitely be bringing their girlfriends over to fuck on Sunday night
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>>26432706
I'm taking her to an art museum, and after that I have reservations at a French restaurant. After that we will go back to my place and watch a movie, and then "commence the festivities." Should be a nice day.
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>>26436176
you are a true gentlesir
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>>26432706
I'm taking my mother out for lunch then we'll play age of empires 2 and drink all day together.
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>>26432783

It's not just "another" day
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Bf is coming over.

Going to run a bath, light some candles. Take his clothes off for him. Bathe him. Then have sex for hours until we pass out.
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>>26432706
>popcorn
>ice cream
>pizza
>netflix
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