I know this might seem stupid to some of you but I just wanted

you forgot the part where you really wanna suck a dick

>>26431554
I don't though. I couldn't care less about dicks. I just wanted to post that to make a point to everyone.

File: 1424409960014.jpg (196KB, 440x594px) Image search: [Google]

196KB, 440x594px

I can remember my past lives

I remember the selfless love
I remember relinquishing my flesh
I still remember him

>tfw Virgo

At least mercury is the best roman god

Assuming that this could possibly not be a joke post, why is being straight important to you?

>>26431691
It's not important to me at all I'm just not gay

>>26431521
I once remembered my past life. to be really honest. I was once a stage coach driver around the 1800s who's only job was to travel from one settlement to another. Didn't really have a family since I was all on my own but the job was nice none the less. I died when my wagon was robbed by a bunch of Smelly Mexican Bandits, one of which shot me right in the head with a cheapo Cattleman Revolver. Now in my current life, I am a fucking shitskin Mexican-American but at least I have parents and grandparents who aren't illegal like some mexifags in this country and I am getting a decent education now. As you can tell, I still have a grunge against those god damn wetback beaner tacos.

>>26432316
Did your parents neglect to tell you?

Many of us can recall the deaths of our ancestors... mmm... I guess I see why they wouldn't tell you

>>26432369
They never told me. I just occasionally had memories of it as a kid. Still sometimes remember these days.

>>26431521
I hate being cancer. It's the worst sign next to virgo.

>>26431571
Wow man, good of you for clarifying this for me. I was really worried there for a minute.

>>26431521
Libra here, the only true statement is
>show me your friends, and I'll show you who you are

Otherwise it sounds like mumbojumbo desu