>you're turning me on so much right now anon What

Be awkward and blow it

Suck her dick, of course.

>>26428719
"won't you go on my cam and put this code in, im waiting XD"

>>26428719
>is that so?
>begin putting hand down her crotch

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>Wake up from my dream
>mfw.jpeg

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I kiss her gently then run off to prep the bull.

panic and run away
post on 4chan about how stupid I am

>>26428861
You know, all throughout college my parents sent me valentine's day cards and little stuff like a tin of homemade cookies or something.
Jesus Christ. 26 years.

>>26428719
Crashing this plane with no survivors

no, not even you robot

>>26428719
*Unzips dick*

[totes orige comumento]

>>26428719
letmetellyouaboutthejews.gif

>>26428719
assuming she's already wet for you, there isn't a lot you can do to fuck up, besides having a little dick

>>26428719
run away. i feel intense shame at the thought of interacting with other human beings in any sexual context

>>26428719
>those eyes
>that long, thin, choppy hair
Holy shit. My spaghetti
>*slide over it as you run, rolling around, dropping more spaghetti until you finally drown in it

>>26429033
I'm pretty sure when I go away to college my parents are going to call to tell me how much fun they're having now that I'm not putting a damper on their lives

>>26428719
We both laugh at her amazing joke.

>>26429132
>besides having a little dick
Well, I guess that eliminates me ever having sex. Not like I didn't know that anyways.

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>>26428719
Well, now that you mention it...

>>26428719
Get close to her face with your face, stare into her eyes lustfully, and kiss her. Start with a peck, then pull out. She may pull you back in and just go with it, if not give her another short look then go at it.

>>26429310
>>26429047
LOL.

Response during the dream: "Well I won't be turning you off, that's for sure babe."

Response right now: >>26428743
>>26428861
>>26429010
>>26429118
>>26429208

>>26429147
i think that's michael jackson's daughter

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>>26428995
kek to be fair

Okay, down girl. Keep it in your pants.

put my hand on her thigh

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>get real intimate
>realise you cant even get a hardon
>realise that you are a dead inside to enjoy the physical contact given by a qt grill
>go home
>consider suicide
>play videogames 2 days straight instead
True story from last week.

>>26430056
Dude. Same thing, except... Well story time. We tried to fuck last Friday but I went limp. Went over Tuesday and killed it. Idk I was drunk and smoking a lot, try going no fap for a week until the night before you bang. Whiskey dicking is a low for sure