>be me 20 years old 5' 7 skinny manlet >same face

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>>26428084
FUCK THOSE KIDS!
Do it for me, a 31y/o, khv piece of shit.

>>26428084
I wanna see your face.

G7h7h9j3f

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>dad drops me at the mall last monday to "get some air" and do a 1 hour line to pay a bill
>eventually line starts to move
>its a ramp that goes down
>suddenly im next to a mc donalds window
>whenthefuckdidtheydothis.jpg
>fucking teens, tweens and tired moms everywhere
>2 girls with school uniforms are sitting near the window
>they werent older than 15 by their looks
>one of them see me staring inside the mc d's and probably thought I was looking at her
>looks away and her friend see's over her shoulder
>she starts whispering something something while her friends keeps avoiding eye contact
>she starts moving her friends arm and tries to get her to look at my direction and to uncover her face
>meanwhile im anxious as fuck
>this goes on for like 5 mins
>suddenly the annoying girl taps the glass and makes and signals me to go there
>I do some spergy gestures with the taxes trying to let her know I need to pay this shit
>people in the line keep looking at me like im high or something
>she keeps tapping
>start typing random shit on my phone pretending to message somebody
>eventually pass the mc d's windows
and thats why I dont go outside, but I dont like staying everyday in my room...

>>26428206
I just want to have someone to pass the time, I dont want to get in any mess but as I said the AoC here is 13 so I dont know
>>26428267
no man sorry, im pretty insecure about it, imagine being an adult while still having a teen face wtf, maybe i'll upload a pic with my eyes and lips covered
sorry for the bad english btw

>>26428389
Listen bud, i just wanna call you cute before I go to bed alright? Cover your eyes and mouth if you want.

>imagine being an adult while still having a teen face
I'm 5'3" and have a baby face. I know that feel

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You guys are my only friends, give me some wise advice, what should I do? I dont know if my dad wouldnt have any problem with it or kick me out of the house.Not to mention my ugly older sister or my mom. Also im by no means a chad or good looking, but I kept get getting telled im cute, I dont know what the fuck does that even mean

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>>26428480
ok, there
this was from 6 months ago, havent changed a little bit baka
what would you do in my place family guy help me. this is fucking killing me

>>26428566
Alright cutie, if you really wanna look older try cutting your hair shorter, let whatever facial hair you may have grow, and maybe put on some bulk

>>26428664
I dont shave my miserable beard and tried bulking for 1 year, gained a mere 10 pounds but I got some back, abs and pecs.
So should I just pass on this one? Stop playing the teen and aim for 20+ single mom roasties?

Go for it man, you'll lose your charm in 2 years maximum. Trust me, happened to me...

>>26428084
Go for it, anon.

I (probably) look the same way you do and get the same attention from underage girls but I'm attracted to older women only.

>TLDR: Get bitches, don't b a loser.

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>Btw the age of consent in my country is 13
japan??? you are gettin hit by JAPANESE schoolgirls and not doing ANYTHING!!?!?!?!?!???!?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>26428808
Trust this guy, anon.

I used to get asked to do photo shoots in my underwear for (MySpace) photographers all the time because of my looks.

Now, no one asks so because I'm older and don't have that charm.

>>26428808
>>26428871
will probably do, thanks. I dont even have friends and missed on the highschool experience meme so I feel a year of this would finally close this whole missed youth thing...
>>26428881
I wish I was in japan lol, should that have been the case I wouldnt even be asking this, if you know what i mean

>>26428911
yeah will do, I look a bit older than when I was 15 but not too much, but I guess eventually I'll get wrinkles and hopefully facial hair and wont have this chance again

>>26428566
Plz be my boyfrienn

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>all these teenagers want to fuck me
>woooowwww what do I do?

you are seriously retarded.

when I was 20 I was banging teenagers left and right. do you think I sit up at night going "wow I sure do regret slaying all that pussy" ?

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>>26428993
r u a qt shy homunculus that carries a faced giant key everywhere?

>>26429042
I wasn't complaining, just asking if I should go for it or not? So far its a yes, thanks guys

>>26429100
>just asking if I should go for it or not?

if this is a genuine question then I think you're probably too much of a sperg to get laid, sorry kiddo.

at least in ten years when you're balding and alone you'll have the memories of all those teenage girls you failed to bang.

>>26429122
nice le dubs xdd, I know how to talk and seduce them,had two teen gf's when I was 18, the whole dilemma is me turning 21 on october, but I guess i'll give it a try anyways, I dont want to be a regretful balding midget

>>26429172
>the whole dilemma is me turning 21 on october

your "whole dilemma" is the inescapable process of aging? lmfao what

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Thanks to everyone who read my posts, going to bed now. Guess I'll go for it before I lose I start to bald or something, good night!

>>26428084
get some of that prime pussy bro r u fuckin retard? lmao

i would do it if i were you but would lie about my age, say im 15-16 and dont brag about it or keep it a secret, some girls wouldnt want to date a kid looking 20 year old, thats creepy senpai

JUST DO IT
DONT LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS
*PRETENDS TO SQUEEZE AN ORANGE*
DO IT

>>26429844
shai what the hell? how are you getting on my deck? this high up?? are you jumping down from the roof?!

>>26430076
Daamn son dis nigga be trippin balls Lmaoooo

BURN IN HELL PEDO SCUM

>>26428514
You're cute
Please be my gf

>>26428084
>So what should I do guys?
get out because you are a normy or some sort of pedophile who is about to start complaining about the age of consent