Well, I found her folks. She exists. I present to you, eggwoman
Her egginess knows no bounds
Her bf's not much better, I'm afraid. He may actually post here.
This concludes my small dump of the ever elusive eggwoman
Agreed. An ugly ass woman like her can still find a man a few points better looking than her. Men like eggman struggle to find a woman at even just an equal level of attractiveness.
when the bf does something cheesy for eggwoman, then that's what you call
This fucking depresses me, famicoms.
Be accompanied by sides of bacon.
no women is interested in genetic trash like eggman not even girls that look like him
imagine eggman's face contorting and turning red as he blows a huge wad into mystery's warm, hairy snatch
>blowing a load to mystery's gross, greasy snatch.
>tfw i blew my load to that video out of spite
And I thought Eggman was ugly. Jesus Christ.
So do you have a room mate lined up? It's jumping the gun to quit one of your jobs before you have some rent money in hand from the new room mate. I hope your live-in girlfriend/room mate doesn't start fucking the new room mate while you're at work. She still busy chatting up sugardaddies online or flying around the country to service them? I don't know how you can stand that. Where's your pride man?
>she still manages to get chad
and people actually think women don't live their lives on easy mode