>On Valentine's Day, Chad will make her scream in ecstasy
>While you contemplate your 28th year of celibacy.
IT"S JUST NOT FAIR! WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET SOME?
There is no emotion, there is peace.
There is no ignorance, there is knowledge.
There is no passion, there is serenity.
There is no chaos, there is harmony.
There is no death, there is the Force
I feel your feel, brother
I am become one
>he doesn't ERP
>'waaah why can't i fuck ugly 3D women'
Wow! No shit, really? That's it? Where have you been all my life? I have literally never heard this amazing, unique, revolutionary piece of advice! You just have all the answers don't you? Why didn't I think of that? Just change my whole personality and magically ensure everyone ignores all my physical abnormalities and just becomes friends with me and introduce me to a girl who will love me for ever and ever!
Thank you so much, you dense normie piece of shit!
dont let it get to you, brother
chill. watch some youtube videos or something man. thats what im about to do. r9k's mentality gives you a negative feedback loop, whatever the hell that is. take a break.
Can't remember if it's the Jedi or Sith one
Well negative feedback loop is function homeostasis, adjusting certain processes to "fine tune" it by doing the opposite process.
But you're right. I need to chill. I will drink.
Thank you anon.
that's still masturbating you dumbass
I actually just returned the gifts I was going to give a girl this valentine's day until I found out I was just her orbiter. Got my 20 bucks back. Probably will spend it on something strong and try to take it easy.
Hopefully I won't cry like a little bitch.
like last year
It's the jedi one, if i am not mistaken the sith one goes like this
>peace is a lie, there is only passion
>trough passion i gain strength
>trough strength i gain power
>trough power i gain victory
>trough victory my chains shall be broken
>May the force be mine
it's the jedi code from the star wars' EU
This actually hurts me. The only girl I talk to on a somewhat regular basis has a bf. Like her and I actually get along really well. But I assume she's gonna be busy getting fucked by chad, while I continue to contemplate suicide. It's just not fair senpai
Same fucking situation here my man.
Shes gonna fuck him in a hotel room. At least i'll have whisky....
>she's coming over friday night
>got 12 craft beers
>not looking to get blasted
>might smoke because she wants to try it again
>will end up watching a movie on a comfy ass couch through my projector
>probably cuddle or something
>probably hang out with frat bros cus dry week is over
>buy $30 bottle of wine (college student, this is a lot ok)
>drink it sunday night
>go to class at 9am monday
>feel like a champ
If sex happens at some point that's fine, but I think she's a virgin and idk how long she plans to wait.
Will probably end up with at least a bj.
Get fucked /r9k/
>pic is some slut that sent me lewds a few years back
>she was like 16 at the time
Yeah it really stings. I don't wanna pull out the nice guy meme, but it really fucking sucks when the one girl you enjoy talking to is with another dude. Sometimes I like to imagine that she likes me a back just a little, but I know that it's probably not true. I'm sure we're just friends in here eyes.
It'll be my second Valentine's Day alone so I'll probably just get stoned by myself. I'd go to the club to charm and bed some lonely single broad but work's been super slow and I can't afford to go.
Construction is fucking slow in February, fuck me
embrace the abyss anon...its calling for you.
either settle for someone ugly as yourself instead of going for attractive women, or settle for the attractive women and buy a prostitute. fucking QUIT BITCHING. pussy isn't the end all be all of everything, faggot
>Just thinking about telling her how you really feel makes you cower
>She's bent over with Chad's cock in her ass, balls deep in the shower
>You're looking in the bathroom mirror, contemplating the loss of your hair
>She's in ecstasy, getting sweaty with Chad and his friends, in a basement somewhere
>It's 10pm and you still haven't even started that paper on the legacy of Margret Thatcher
>Chad just posted a picture of your oneitis on instagram, the accompanying comment? My personal cum catcher
Also, an oldie but goodie -
>She gives you sass
>Chad fucks her ass
>you sit alone in your beamer
>while she rides chad's wiener.
Dedicated to Elliot Rodger.
>While Stacy cheats on Chad with a nigger named Daquan
>You'll be having sex with your VR waifu and eating some pecans
>While Chad is at work toiling his short life away
>You'll be having tea with waifu and chomping on some Lays
I've been thinking of trying out erotic massages you know "happy endings" and all that, good thread on /b/ about it popped up gave a lot of good advice and been thinking about it
>Girl who used to pine after me hardcore
>Took my virginity
>Could never get my shit together to date her
>Last valetines her boyfriend made scream at the top of her lungs
>Bedrooms share a wall
I cucked myself.
I've been thinking about many things, including prostitutes. Although illegal, I can't remember a single case where someone was charged in my part of the country.
Then I remembered that I'm stingy as fuck. Once you amass some wealth, you never want to spend it.
there are only four things in life that are attractive:
money, status, personality, looks
if you have an insurmountable deficit in one of these areas just work as hard as you can to improve yourself in the others.
>>peace is a lie, there is only passion
>>trough passion i gain strength
>>trough strength i gain power
>>trough power i gain victory
>>trough victory my chains shall be broken
>>the force shall set me free
fixed for you