>tfw a qt gril gets within 5 feet of you

>>26420994
For me it's three feet.

>tfw you turn your head slightly and take a big whiff

girls smell so nice.

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>>26420994
>tfw eye contact with girl
>she smiles

>>26420994
>tfw a qt girl is within 5 feet of me and then I give her the 5 inches
GOO GOO GOOOOOOO!!!!!

>>26421035
I'm going with my friends to see MEMEPOOL tomorrow night, do you guys think I'll get to smell a qt grill at the theater maybe?

>>26421058
this has never happened to me

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>>26421070
>tfw going to see Memepool tonight
>alone

Maybe a qt gril will take pity and approach me like in my chinese cartoons

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>tfw you see a drawing of a girl

>>26421093
>seeing a hyped movie alone on opening night

That's gonna be a rough experience.

>>26421084
I feel bad for you senpai
Even though i know it's just courtesy, it does make me feel better about myself

>>26421133
I did it for Star Wars cuz I have no friends

>>26421124
What's the appeal of 2d girls? You can't even smell them or feel the softness of their skin.

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>>26421058
>tfw eye contact with a girl
>flash of disgust follow by quick turn of the head away from you

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>tfw a girl squeezes past you

>>26421151
I go alone to quite a few movies alone but I usually go to late screens in the middle of the week. It's nice being in a mostly empty theater on a Wednesday night.

>>26421175
They're perfect and adorable.

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>>26421180
If girls smile at me, does that mean i attractive?

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>job interviewed by a qt

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>>26421345
>head of your department at college is a milf

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>>26421345
>>26421441
>therapist is an attractive older woman

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>be sad
>try to hold it in
>can't
>start crying
>qt gril sees me
>"what's wrong anon? do you need a hug?"
>please no
>she hugs me
>feel even worse for the rest of the day

I hate girls.

>>26421504
I hate you. I really do.

>>26421498
I KNOW THIS FEEL ALL TOO WELL

also fuck you robot you're ruining my life

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>girl says something to you without it being her job to do so
>inner self starts slamming the big red "ESCAPE" button

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>>26421899
>girl says something to you without it being her job to do so
Why do they do this?

>>26421925
Because they're trying to be kind and they don't know you're a time-bomb of anxieties being held together by masking tape.

>>26421180
This happened to me once in highschool and 9 years later I still occasionally lie awake in bed thinking about it. That was a soul shattering move. I hope her life was ruined and now she wishes she was dead.

A girl looking at you and smiling doesn't equal the bad you feel when one gives you that look of disgust.

>>26421180
He is grabbing her wrist

>>26420994
>tfw she can feel your nervous energy

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>>26421180
It's always me that turns away immediately and then I walk very fast to a different place.

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>girl holds door open for you

>>26421180
As a catholic I have to admire this guy's lyrical skills.
It's like pseudo-post-autistic live-action poetry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hopeFgwApCM

You turn into an anime girl?

>cute girl makes eye contact
>she smiles, I smile back
>casually break eye contact
>eyes are wandering around, make eye contact with her again
>she smiles again
What am I supposed to do? Part of me says go talk to her but it's like IS THIS A GOOD IDEA.

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>girl flicks her hair
>it hits you in the face

fuck girls 2D only

>>26423691
>The smells linger for at least five minutes

>>26421180
>Sitting on train
>I sit in the double seats facing each other because the single rows don't have enough leg room and it hurts my knees
>women get on the train and look up the aisle for a seat
>someone could easily sit opposite me
>they choose to crowd themselves against someone else in a single row

>>26423691
>flick your hair
>might have hit a roastie or something
It's alright.

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I try to speak, Alas

>>26423691
Chad's probably jizzed in that hair

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>she giggles

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>when a girl is behind the counter when you're going to buy something
I just drop all my items and spaghetti my way out until a guys on shift, its a lot easier

>>26422381

>tfw this is my kink

>>26423496

I always try to hold doors open for men, because so many of the men on my campus are super polite and have held doors for me. A few have also let the door shut in my face, but eh. If it's not too inconvenient, I try to hold doors for people, it's common courtesy.

>>26420994

>move 5 feet away

what the fuck's wrong with you faggots ITT it's like you wanna be poisoned by succubi and have your life ruined by them

>>26421093
>Maybe a qt grill will take pity
I saw Memepool alone also. I dream of this of this also, never happens.

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Why u here bby

>>26426471
Just came back from Memepool

No qt gril, or any gril for that matter, approached me