what was your nickname in highschool?
>hispanic kids in my art class called me ricky all year
>tfw my name's not ricky or anything close to ricky
>be very quiet and avoid eye contact
>decent at chess
>decide to go to chess club why not
>beat literally every single member including the president in under an hour
>"This kid is a fucking machine"
>mfw people call me "Machine" for the next couple years
>had big harry potter glasses
>smoked cigs in grade 6
>all the hispanic kids called me harry pothead
>after we were done for the day a sophomore from percussion comes up to me and says "Your name is now Oscar and you shall be mine" and proceeds to pick me up by my ass
>this went on for years until I quit band senior year
Still wonder if he was gay.
>nobody could ever remember my name because I was that unmemorable
>started going to video game club regularly
>would play Street Fighter with everyone else there
>always used Cammy
>was significantly better than most of them
>everyone there started calling me Cammy because of it
>it caught on
>Be chill lightskin kid
>Half black, half white
>Literally never start shit with anyone
>All white school
Friends called me "Twist" like the chocolate and vanilla icecream. Not creative at all, dumb as fuck. It didn't effect me at all, but there was no way to stop it without chimping out, so it was still pretty annoying.
Girl in school called me Richard apparently cause I looked like her ex. I still fucked her so w/e
Some other girl said that I looked like Stinky from Hey Arnold (pic related) and the fucking thing caught on.
I met some of the guys from highschool the other day and still called me that.
Vagina head. I used to be a gangster and I shaved my head in freshmen year, and I have a dent at the top of my head that apparently looks like a vagina to all the 14 year old Mexican kids at my school
>people still say hi vagina head when they see me even after all these years
Oh well, at least I changed, they're still full of themselves wanna be gangsters at 25+ years of age
not even jewish, just because the acronym nicknam RAB was already taken by another dude with a name beginning with R. Everyone in my circle had a nickname that was xAB where x is the first letter of their name.
my last name is "van _______" (we're dutch but i was born in america) so everybody called me "Van"
i'm pretty sure half the people who knew me didn't know my first name
My nicknames at school:
"That kid that wears the black leather coat all year round because he doesn't own anything else."
Happy to answer any questions about these.
"It was only a superficial self-inflicted wound."
I miss Dylan.
Average Joe, because I was unremarkable. I just blended in, unnoticed by most.
They called me by my full name Maximillion, even though I always insisted on being called Max. The name in the school system was Maximillion, so the teacher always read it that way on the first day and the kids giggled at it.
The other kid named Max in my grade hated my guts. I never did anything to him, but he hated being associated with me.
There was a guy that called me "pornostar".
He was alright.
>tfw picked on for something out of your control.
Never understand people who picked on those with a different skin tone. A bit hypocritical to of me say, but it's usually black people that do that type of shit.
Like, it's not like you chose to have that skin tone.
>never had a name in hs
>joined the military
>everyone calls me cheese related names
>Chedder, Fromage, Cheese ball, cheese, Mac and cheese, to name a few.
>it's because my last name looks like cheese.
>It's usually black people
Partially true, but more dependent on your location. If you're a scrawny white kid going to a predominantly black school, you're going to have a hard time. It's the same when you're a black kid going to a white school.
Bullies do that shit, it doesn't have much to do with race. Skin color is the first and most obvious insecurity to point out.
A lot of rappers started wearing these often by the time I got into high school. I didn't even like rap, but these glasses were the shit to me.
I was practically invisible for half of freshman year - a sure thing. One day, I throw on a pair of these, a white t-shirt, some blue jeans, and a pair of boots.
Now, everybody from that school remembers me as "Southern" for some reason. There's no noun at the end of that shit, either - just "Southern".
I was called Archer during my junior and senior year of high school because I went to get my deer permit for the year, and the dumbass clerk put me down for a bowhunting doe permit. I didn't even have a bow hunting safety class certificate, I was doing it for rifles and hunting bucks. Told my friends at Voc, and they just kept calling me Archer after that
not a bad nickname I guess
I got called Augie because this one black guy started doing it
I don't have any idea why or what it means, I'm just a nerdy looking white guy
Koala reporting in. I was a massive beta cuck so I even got it as the name on my grad hoodie.
My nickname was Ron Jeremy or RJ or RJ12 because some random dude came up to me and said i looked like him, i have blond hair and blue eyes. I don't look even slightly jewish. The closest thing was my hair length.
>Have blonde hair and light/pale skin
>Classmate nicknames me "German dude" because apparently he had a blonde german friend
>Even teachers kept calling me German Dude during primary school
>Some girl in highschool kept calling me "Lightsy" for the first few days
>It stuck on
I seriously wonder sometimes how the f do these people come up with shit like this