>walk down the grocery isle >see someone walking toward

>>26419977
>walking down the sidewalk
>see someone sitting on the curb
>try not to make eye contact
>he says "hey"
>i say "no"

fml what a dummy

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>>26420049
kek
Good job.

>buying a shit load of groceries at your friendly neigborhood grocery store. Not sure whether to greet worker or just stand there awkwardly. Avoid eye contact with everyone while people in line stare at you

This is why self checkouts are beautiful

>>26420270
Why would they stare at you?

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>>26419977
>walking down the road
>living in the middle of nowhere
>no street lights
>group of 1 guy and 2 girls walking in the opposite direction
>they have a bright flashlight
>they can see me, I can't see them
>try to look at them when I'm a couple of meters away
>realize I still can't see shit, look away fast
>3 seconds after I pass everyone starts laughing
>"haha maybe he was really scared of us"

That's so annoying.
I try not to come off as a creep, but they're either pissed at me for staring too much, or they think of me as a coward for looking away too fast.
I hate this little game.

I literally can't even talk when someone greets me in public unless I know them. I don't know. It's just so terrifying. I just give a nervous smile. People probably think I'm so rude.

>>26420367
Maybe not really staring, but I'm kind of the center of attention because I'm being checked out and getting ready to pay. Plus my public awkwardness is kind of a spectacle to behold

>>26419977
>29 yrs old kvnyt
>have not left house in 3 years
>get forced to do shopping because everyone is really sick
>get to shop and manage to make 0 eye contact
>have a cold sweat entire time and feel like throwing up, it's 2 degrees c outside
>girl at the counter says "have a great day!"
>walk away as fast as I can without saying a word

No idea how normies do it everyday, desu senpai.

>>26420504
I go to the store about every 10 days

I fucking hate it every time

>>26420626
>I go to the store about every 10 days
braver than me, friend.

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>In the supermarket
>Usually buy groceries online but my mother bought me some gloves and I felt I should go outside to wear them
>Shopping for some candy
>Walk down the candy aisle trying to find some Reeses peanut butter cups
>See them on the opposite half of the aisle, recognise the distinctive orange packaging
>Start confidentally walking towards them
>As I walk a cute girl comes and turns round the corner
>She is walking right at me
>Get to the Reeses cups at the exact time she does
>She FUCKING STOPS at the Reeses cups
>Reaches to grab them at the same time as me
>Feel unbelievable nerves
>Turn and look at her
>She looks at me
>I am ugly, short anf fat
>try to think of a joke like in the films
>Throw some reeses cups onto the floor
>''I'M GONNA RACE...THESE CUPS!'
>run away down the aisle making car noises
>realise what I did
>go to the freezer section and buy ice cream instead

I can't function

>>26420759
>ice cream instead
Probably for the best. Hope you don't remember this often, I'd want to punch myself every time if I had to.

tfw only small markets here

>>26420759
Real fucking smooth anon.

>>26420504
>have not left house in 3 years
Yeah I don't believe you.
That is practically impossible.

If you live alone, you have to go out once in a while to buy food.
If you live with others, you get sick of the others and eventually need some real alone time.

I've spend 1-2 weeks straight in my room, but 3 years?
No, that's impossible.