reminder that women deserve this for simply being alive

>>26417758
Reminder that anyone with sense knows this picture was made by a woman so their cunty behaviour can be justified as "that's a woman and if you can't handle it then don't date me"

If your considering fucking a woman that posts this shit, pump it and dump it because she is likely a 100% psycho bitch

Women are biologically important you have been genetically programmed to coddle them and make them feel cared about.

However women are genetically programmed to find the strongest male attractive, meaning they are genetically programmed to desire males LEAST likely to coddle them.

>>26417880
>tfw want gf to be best friend with too
>tfw want a gf who is basically a best friend who is a girl that we have the occasional fuck
>tfw want to be cuddly, gentle, playful and not have to be a dominant hardass 24/7
>tfw women don't want this

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>>26417960
just end me now famalam

>>26417960
I feel exactly the same way. Women are a fucking meme gender, honestly.

>>26418473
>>26418509
Sometimes I feel like reading red pill shit will be the only way to salvation and the only way to not end up alone. But then I realized I don't desire the relationship women crave, personally

>>26417758
>ordered some movies
what?

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When will women be held responsible?

>>26417960
>>26418473
>>26418509
>>26418542

Chances are the women you guys are interested in are the kind of women who crave that sort of "dominant hardass" attitude; a lot of women like dominant men, but they don't necessarily like douchebags who don't even care about them and use them as fucktoys.

Also, in line with >>26417816 I think both genders are more likely to be interested in people who are least likely to care about them the same way. It goes both ways, sadly. Human beings are fucking weird and dumb, but that's the way it is.

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>>26417758
I'd rather cut off my balls and be asexual than be that beta.

Jesus christ we enable women so much now. Fuck all the sjw beta males that created this hell hole.

>>26417758
>dryd
Why the fuck do normies find it so difficult to spell correctly? It's really not that hard.

>>26418642
Except I don't like a lot of the shit TRP and manosphere espew. Why the fuck would I want a relationship with someone I always have to treat like a child and not as an equal adult? I don't really enjoy the idea of being alpha and being dominant, personally. I don't want to be a doormat and be beta bux, no, but I also don't want to be super agressive most of the time and gentle only a little of the time. You might as well be a pedophile and date little girls, in that case.

>>26417880
Isn't it more the fact that their tastes are fluid as hell? When they're ovulating, they look for a gentle male who can look after her and her kids, and while they're not, they want a more masculine male aka Chad.

Plus on top of this the pill really fucks with how a woman's brain is wired if taken for a longer term.

I've more than likely remembered the details wrong, so feel free to correct me. These are just studies I've seen mentioned in Thinking-Ape's videos

>>26418542
I feel the same way. After reading all the redpill shit and recognizing it among real life women, I don't know what to do.

>>26418813

No offense, but just because they said those things doesn't mean they're automatically untrue. Especially since you don't like them.

Fact is: women are immature. They always have been. Even before feminism. It's just how they are. Even the ancient Greeks knew this.

If you want a relationship with an adult you have to date a guy. If you want to be straight you have to deal with a woman's bullshit. This is life.

>>26418848
>tfw gays have better, more enjoyable relationships than straight men/bisexual men who date women
the homophobia would suck but goddamn a best friend/romantic relationship sounds so nice

>>26418833
Either hold out hope for a unicorn, take the red pill and become someone who you didn't originally want to be, or go MGTOW and not deal with it

>>26418555
pictures like that piss me off so much. It boggles my mind to think how a human can be that smug about their indirectness.

>>26417758
>ask her what's wrong
>omg Jennifer is like, such a bishhhhh like wtf he problem xD

Women don't mature past the age of 16, I'm not willing to believe any different. Half a dozen girlfriends and EVERY ONE of them like to cry, scream and throw tantrums over the smallest little problems.

The internet isn't work? Cry and whine.

You're in the middle of doing something and she comes in to bother you and get your attention, you're an unloving asshole.

Your mom just died? She's crying more than you are and still requires more attention when you just want to sit in your room by yourself and cry.

>>26418924
I just women would get their fucking act together. I'm so goddamn sick of having to pretend to talk at a fourth grade level about pop culture, her exes, and her goddamn makeup. Even the college educated ones can't even talk about the very field they studied in.

>So tell me about [her degree].
>Well, it's [my degree].
>Okay, but what do you do?
>lol dunno you sound like my ex.

Every. Fucking. Time.

>>26417960
I know that feel man. I hate the fact that when I'm talking to my girlfriend I have to act completely different than I do with everyone else. I was told a relationship would be fun

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>>26418813

That little shit Copernicus, how dare he make the earth orbit the sun?

>>26417758
>t. beta idiot.
Get real.

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>>26419055
reminds me

>>26417758
>Call your boyfriend at an inconvenient time (night time) crying
>Refuse to explain why you are crying but still demand that he listens to you crying
>Despite him going to the effort to come and pick you up, still refuse to tell him what's wrong
>He literally caters to your every childish need and treats you like a spoiled toddler, still never talk about what was wrong in the first place
>Your shitty and dramatic behavior and outlandish expectations for your boyfriend most likely stem from having parents that rewarded your childhood temper tantrums instead of disciplining you
>Nothing regarding the original issue is ever resolved, your relationship gains no strength, you do not grow closer or confide in your boyfriend

Even I do not understand my own gender to be quite frank, my familiars.

why do you guys hate women so much?

do you feel this strong hatred toward your mothers?

>>26419097

Truth is hate.

Nagging is love.

Cucking is strength.

>1984 is women.

>>26419097
No. Because my mother loved me and never hurt me. Nor did female members of my family. Honestly, your mother is the only woman that will ever love you for you if you're lucky enough to have a good mother.

>>26418924

Homophobia actually sounds pretty nice. I wish that was my biggest problem.

>ancient religion says fuck homos for thousands of years
>adherents are allowed to pinky promise to love each other 5ever in front of the fuck homos deity in exchange for his blessing of union
>adherents won't allow outsiders and homos to pinky promise to love each other in a homo way to the fuck homos God who will never bless the union in the first place

It's got a lot of parralels to the stupidity of women. They want to be specop, firefighters, and racecar drivers, not because they like specops, firefighting, or race cars, but because they want to be the first specop, fireman, or racer with a vagina.

>>26419084
You're to sane. Must be a lesbian.

>>26418826
The opposite actually. When ovulating they want the Chad because they want the genes. When they're not on their periods they like the guy who's gonna provide. Studies even show that they think about cheating more when their ovulating.

>>26419117
but shouldnt that show u that not all women are out to hurt you?

>>26418960

MGTOW still requires the red pill. How do you think you get fwbs and one night stands unless you either have a lot of money, beauty, and tight game? I guess if you were exceptional in one area you could get by, but it still requires at least some basic level of game no matter how rich or beautiful you are. I like mgtow, but at this point it is indistinguishable from pua and redpill. They're all related parts of an overarching philosophy that fall under the umbrella term neomasculinity.

>>26419141
I think that I like boys AND girls, but I prefer men.
I've never had sex so there's no actual way of knowing.
But I can't really see myself in a long term relationship with a woman, considering how incredibly ridiculous can be (are).

>>26419152
I've never been a relationship. Also no friends at all really. So at this moment in time, I don't think they're out to get me. But I do believe that if I do get in a relationship, I better be the leader in the relationship and put fear into her that I will leave her and find someone else if she keeps misbehaving (this is called dread game) if I don't want to be hurt. Because the relationships I crave, I believe, are impossible.

>>26419084
Don't call me your "familiar" you, you dickless double jew.

>>26419152
Parents have a natural affection for their kids no matter what. I'm pretty sure that 90% of /r9k/ hates women but would still try to raise their daughter the best way possible.

>>26419209
>dickless double jew
I like that. That's good. Thanks, anon.

>>26419174
Lots of MGTOWS don't even try with sex, actually. They just don't bother with women and are perfectly fine with hookers or escorts to relieve sexual needs rather than try to play the mating game.

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>>26417960
>tfw consider my bf my best friend
>have so much fun with him, I have way too strong a sense of loyalty to him and just respect him so much
>he still says his best friends are his gross, flaky, smelly league playing friends that treat him like shit
>they constantly make him feel bad and stand him up
>always make plans and cancel
>I'm always there to comfort and try cheer him up when they upset him
>try to introduce him to other people, get him to make other friends
>"you don't understand, they're my only friends!!!"
>guess I don't count as a friend

>>26419191
I understand where you're coming from with that. I'm a bi dude who's currently dating a girl. I wish I has dating a guy to be honest.

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>>26418555
>know all of these are true, but still particularly shocked by the "that's OK" one

>>26419244
either an outlier or a male pretending to be a grill
reminder that women are people, and, like all people, have the potential to be terrible. the fact that they have a vagina does not make them better people by default

>>26419152

>literally saying NAWALT

You retarded fucks are a caricature at this point. It doesn't help that you're so fucking stupid you start a sentence with the word but, in lowercase, and can't even spell a common three letter word, you.

The powerball has a 1:292,200,000 chance of a ticket being the jackpot winner. I'm only going to go buy one for a little fun and dream about living a better life before throwing it away in two or three days. Even if I do win $1 or $2 it's not worth hanging on top or worth the trouble of exchanging for the prize. This is all women. Not all are like that, sure, just like not all lotto tickets are losers.

>>26419309
not male, and most of my female friends think like me or at least used to when we talked but I guess they're all shut-ins too so they're not exactly people that get an opportunity to prove not all females are retarded

>>26419255
You're lucky because you have the opportunity to date gay guys, who are vastly different from straight men.
Lesbians and straight girls same to be completely neurotic regardless.

>>26419382
*seem to be

>>26419084
>not understanding the appeal of free stuff, having a servant and never having to explain yourself
IMO this explains all of female behaviour.

>>26419382
Dating a girl has actually made me hate women a lot more. I'm not saying all women are evil roasties, but jesus christ if she get's mad over one more thing that doesn't matter I'll lose it.

>>26418555
It must suck to be a woman and have to deal with women all the time.

>>26419244
This is honestly so ridiculous.
You and your boyfriend can say you're eachothers "best friend", but you'll always still be his girlfriend.
It's completely different from his male friendships. Men act differently around their male friends, they confide in and interact with each other completely differently. Your "friendship" isn't going to fulfill him the same way male bonding does. It's so wrong of you to guilt him for that.
Encourage him to get a new group of friends but don't meddle and try to force yourself into their circle. Literally every guy needs some sort of time to just be with other guys. I don't know specifically what they do, but they just need it. They just do. Without you involved. At all. For sanity reasons.
>>26419515
I really wouldn't want somebody to be my personal door mat. It would just cause resentment in the relationship.
It's insane to expect your boyfriend to put his entire night on hold when you're not even willing to speak about whatever stupid thing is upsetting you.
I mean, yes, it's sweet that if I'm extremely upset he'd come and pick me up and maybe go for a drive, but in a normal relationship we could split the bill at a shitty fast food place while we TALK ABOUT WHAT'S ACTUALLY WRONG.
Not to mention that I'd never actually have the audacity to expect/demand that he drops everything to rush over to me whenever I'm crying.
>>26419590
I can totally see where you're coming from. Self awareness is key, I'm usually laughing at myself for being dumb/dramatic simultaneously while I'm crying over something autistic and stupid.

>>26419680
If you can admit that you're being stupid and dramatic then you're already way better than most girls.

>>26418826
>>26419151
They're also just generally ridiculously fickle though, even chads regularly get cucked due to instantaneous changes in preference for a new DLC reskin chad

>>26419084
>girl btw XD

I hope you get stomach cancer.

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>>26419680
>It would just cause resentment in the relationship.
implying foresight
implicating that she cares about the relationship
>It's insane to expect your boyfriend to put his entire night on hold
imblying empathy
>when you're not even willing to speak about whatever stupid thing is upsetting you
imblynig there's a thing at all
> I'd never actually have the audacity to expect/demand that he drops everything
that's because ur a G.I.R.L

>>26417960
That's why there's nothing more beautiful in this world than the love shared between two men
Gay love > Straight love

>>26419925
But fags are all degenerates with AIDS.

>>26419965
Whatever helps you feel better about your inferior love, I guess

>>26419965
Yes but women are cancer

>>26419925
My brother is a faggot and assures me that 99% of gays are whores with no capacity for love, they only care about fucking and aren't interested in anything else.

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>>26418555
>be on acid
>talking to a girl
>normally i can communicate in their secret made up code language just fine
>on acid it's fucking impossible
>every time she says something i think "that must have a double meaning, what's the fucking double meaning here"
>go full autistic rage mode, literally yell
>WHY CAN'T YOU JUST SAY WHAT YOU MEAN STOP WITH THE FUCKING INNUENDOS AND IMPLICATIONS
>realize i have made a fool of myself
>tripping too hard to fully understand how autistic i must have looked at the time
>normal human conventions don't make sense anymore
>exit the premises
>i am now always suspicious that people are trying to imply things about me in normal conversation

>>26419997
Rather have cancer than AIDS desu

>>26419997
>>26419925
You do realize that homos are bigger whores than even the skankiest of skanks? They literally can't be monogamous.

>>26420082
Not even married gays try to be monogamous.

http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2013/06/26/most_gay_couples_aren_t_monogamous_will_straight_couples_go_monogamish.html

maybe you faggots should crush these m-muh best friend soulmate fantasies and start learning game, lifting, becoming better, and becoming that dominant alpha male that all women (and I mean ALL women) crave. either take the red pill or live life sexless and alone. women want men. not girls in the bodies of men.

>>26420055
>combining women and acid
nigga you fucked up

>>26419866
Ty master memer ur rite I was wrong all along I'm glad u could help me see the error of my ways i cant wait to just cuck all the men in the whole world im writing it down as a daily goal "cuck all the mens, emotionally ruin all the mens"

>>26420676 Also,
>>26419801
Thanks anon.
>>26419836
Me too!

>>26418711
Such a shit film

I was lied to.

>>26417816
Honestly, women have whipped the average male so hard in today's society, I wouldn't even be remotely surprised if this were the chadiest chad that did that for her. Women are like goddesses in the modern western world

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>>26419244
Of course you don't.

Women simply cannot understand male friendship and respect.

They cannot understand the interaction of similarly-aged adults without looking at it through and emotional and sexual prism.

>>26421642
>I will never ever high five that nigga so hard that his hand just turns into dark red dust

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>>26417758

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

THERE ARE MILLIONS OF GIRLS THAT LIKE AND SHARE THIS SHIT ON FACEBOOK

WHAT KIND OF SUBHUMAN FUCKING MONSTER BELIEVES THIS SHIT

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>>26420546
You know anon, I was on the fence about this and half-assingly doing everything you're selling me but you may have just convinced me.

>>26420546
>learn game
>It's all a game guys hahahaha

Choke, die

>>26421642
ive been looking for this one. thanks for posting it m8

>>26417758
NO YOU IDIOT FUCK.

It's the footfag submissive manchildren that literally eat the shit off her boots that enable this stupidity. Betas are the fucking problem. All men are alpha compared to any fucking woman. Men don't do this shit, Chad or no. DON'T treat women like they're god's own, you'll get nothing in return. Focus on your own happiness ffs

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>>26423365
>footfag

Fuck you, nigger. Why do you faggots always rag on foot friends when /gif/ is loaded with diaper shit and scat? That literal shit goes under your radars but the moment a nigga posts some peds you lose your shit.

>>26419046
I don't know how old you are, but it eventually becomes second nature. It still sucks when you reflect on it though.

>>26423767
Because footfags are notorious masochists that love to get stomped on. Scatfucks and pissheada are only a step below you.

>>26423854
Since when? Liking feet and wanting to get ball busted is two different things you fucking mongoloid.

>>26419244
>plays league poorly
>has no loyal friends

You've got some self confidence issues huh? Why are you dating such beta?

This is why you only date women you are sure had healthy relationships with their fathers

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>>26421642
I would hug this guy until we became one. He took the words right out of my fucking mouth.

>>26417758
>>26417816

>Shit that never happened

A woman wrote that. It's incoherent and doesn't make any any sense, that's the biggest tip off. Also what problem happened was she called Chad crying and Chad acted uninterested because she wouldn't give a rational explanation and then it turned into a huge lovers spat over nothing and she gave Chad sex anyways and woke up the next day a lone WISHING this is what happened.

>>26417880

And that's why they write shit like OPs. "If only this violent psychopath I'm only attracted too would actually act like a sensitive human being for once, oh well. I'll continue sucking his dick anyways and one day he'll magically change like in my romantic comedies!"

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>mfw don't care about relationships
>Get to see all this whining about how women are ruining lives all over the place while I sit here unburdened

Fuck if it don't feel good to be a man.

>>26418555

>Fine!

>When she knows she right and you need to shut up.

No that's when she's BTFO and can't make rational, logical arguments because her brain is cum receptacle and having the maturity of a five year old she can't conceive that she's actually not wrong about anything because being wrong means Daddy takes her toys away.

>i share weed with him sometimes
>he smokes me up sometimes
>i buy the kind of beer he likes
>sometimes he gives me his leftovers
>occasionally sit next to each other and watch longsword fighting tutorials and shit like that on youtube
>he plays a lot of vidya
>i read a lot of books

man i wish i knew how to make a move on a guy. the only thing i can come up with is:
>hey, you wanna fuck?

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>>26420055
>>26420590
Was about to say. Don't take drugs with roasts sempai

>>26417758
Its only sweet when chad does it, when it literally anyone else hes creepy and obsessive.

>>26424308
>hey, you wanna fuck?
It will work 10 out of 10 times

>>26421642
whoever posted that is a fucking legend

>>26419046
that is EXACTLY why im never going to fucking bother with a relationship. 99% of human personalities are fake plastic copies molded from what other people want to hear, its toxic to be in that kind of environment. how many mannerisms do you think people learn from tv, news, other media? nearly all of human interaction is entirely orchestrated. it makes me sick.

>>26424308
if this isnt bait, then just saying "lets fuck" is literally all you need to do.

>>26419244
Rhea is that you?No seriously.