>>26417039 The problem with jumping from a height is that roof access is always locked up unless you get lucky.
Plus they might trigger an alarm and now you're stuck with a bunch of American cops pounding at you and sending you to jail. I've been thinking that maybe, maybe I should find an apartment complex that has balconies. Then I start knocking on doors at the highest floor until I get a weak grandsomething and shove them out of the room. This is also dangerous since people might get suspicious.
>>26417944 >>26418008 Also if anyone can guess what city this is I will suck your cock/vagina if you come visit >>26418059 Sorry anon but I read the description and I'm not watching. Im trying to do this not convince myself otherwise
>>26419159 It's what happened to me m8 Entire family kept telling me "it's a phase" "get over it" "stop being a pussy" "faggot" >got choked a bunch of times for self harming >got my games taken away for self harming >try to OD "OMG WHY DIDNT YOU TELL US YOU FELT SO BAD YOU KNOW WE'RE ALWAYS HERE FOR YOU" Fuck you guys
Not a single good answer in the thread so far. OP, take a ratchet strap and secure it right above your Adams apple. It will cut the blood flow to your brain and not too much longer you will die. This is 100% painless and effective if done properly.
>>26416892 Hanging is a classic. It's fairly painless when done right since you die through snapping your neck and not choking. It leaves an impression too, someone finds your body they're going to remember the sight. When people talk about you they're going to say, Oh Anon hung himself. It's like the Scythes of suicide, pure intimidation factor.
Climb into an electrical transformer, the huge ones outside buildings filled with warning signs. you'll be hit by environmental discharge from the unit and die instantly. If you can climb or there's barbed wire on it bring bolt cutters and cut your way through the fence. If discharge doesn't get you then touching the unit itself will.
>>26420190 Not intentionally, but there have been cases where kids get killed trying to retrieve balls, and homeless guys trying to snuggle up to them since they get pretty warm. It doesn't happen that much because the signs are really obvious and everyone knows what will happen.
>>26420230 and just as a side note if you do it during the day you'll cut power to the area and they'll most likely rush to help you, meaning you could end up living the rest of your life as a horribly deformed burn victim/ cripple. And that reminds me your corpse will probably be pretty crispy too, so if you don't have your ID they may take a while to identify your body.
12-gauge shotgun or a decent caliber rifle. Something with about a grain of 150 or above and a velocity of 2600FT or upwards. .308, 8MM Mauser, 7.5x55 Swiss, and so on. The higher the velocity, the better.
So various magnum hunting rounds for big game (Weatherby, Remington, Winchester) should do. Also, soft-point ammo is absolutely paramount. FMJ will make a clear wound while SP will break up in the body, tearing up more arteries and organs. If you aim for the heart, you'll likely pass out from shock and bleed out.
If you're not an Americuck, then just buy some cyanide from a chemical store.
Extra points in my book if you synthesize a shit ton of explosives and blow yourself up in the middle of a busy intersection. Like, hold up traffic and wait for it to build up. Then once you gather a sizable congregation, blow yourself up. Shit'd be cash, nigga.
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