Whats the BEST suicide method? J-just curious...haha...

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Living a long fulfilling life with the love and support of your family and friends, developing cancer at 80 and pulling the plug a couple years later while surrounded by your loved ones.

>>26416892
drinking bleach famalam. i've done it 9 times

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Hanging.

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>>26416933
This method is skeleton approved

>>26416929
Don't be silly
>>26416933
Kek
>>26416973
Probably

>>26416892
Magma
Trust me I know

>>26416892
Jumping from a height I believe

Stock up on firearms
Go to the mall on a busy day

Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor

>>26416892
Nembutal is the drug given to patients in right to die states. It's a nice, peaceful death through sleep. It can be purchased online from Mexico.

Good luck robot, I'll be following you to the other side shortly.

>>26417039
The problem with jumping from a height is that roof access is always locked up unless you get lucky.

Plus they might trigger an alarm and now you're stuck with a bunch of American cops pounding at you and sending you to jail. I've been thinking that maybe, maybe I should find an apartment complex that has balconies. Then I start knocking on doors at the highest floor until I get a weak grandsomething and shove them out of the room. This is also dangerous since people might get suspicious.

There is no easy way to commit suicide.
You either have to go through agony, the chance of turning into a potato or have the balls to do something like pulling a trigger.

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>>26417473
This is a parking garage anon
Not a very fun fall but it does the trick
I do see where you're coming from though
THE PROBLEM IS
What if while you're falling, you no longer wish to die?

>>26417944
Wheres the parking garage?

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>>26417966
10min drive? Depends on which one I go to
Why does it's location matter friend?

>>26417944
That's exacty what happened to a lot of people that survived suicide attempts by jumping from heights.

Here's one example:
http://youtu.be/WcSUs9iZv-g

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>>26416892
fapping

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

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>>26417944
>>26418008
Also if anyone can guess what city this is I will suck your cock/vagina if you come visit
>>26418059
Sorry anon but I read the description and I'm not watching. Im trying to do this not convince myself otherwise

>>26417918
This post says it all.

>>26416892
ingest a massive quantity of Dextromethorphan Hydrobromide. Trust me.

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>>26418059
video taught me that people will only care about me and take my depression and other shitty problems seriously if I actually try to kill myself

>>26419159
It's what happened to me m8
Entire family kept telling me "it's a phase" "get over it" "stop being a pussy" "faggot"
>got choked a bunch of times for self harming
>got my games taken away for self harming
>try to OD
"OMG WHY DIDNT YOU TELL US YOU FELT SO BAD YOU KNOW WE'RE ALWAYS HERE FOR YOU"
Fuck you guys

Not a single good answer in the thread so far. OP, take a ratchet strap and secure it right above your Adams apple. It will cut the blood flow to your brain and not too much longer you will die. This is 100% painless and effective if done properly.

>>26419240
what about asphyxiation?

>>26419449
Dude you can but itd fucking hurt. Cutting blood flow to your brain is peaceful. You simply go to sleep and never wake up

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>>26416892
Hanging is a classic.
It's fairly painless when done right since you die through snapping your neck and not choking.
It leaves an impression too, someone finds your body they're going to remember the sight.
When people talk about you they're going to say, Oh Anon hung himself.
It's like the Scythes of suicide, pure intimidation factor.

>>26416892
If you're gonna kill yourself at least kill some normies before you do it.

>>26419679
alrighty cool

Do I use a 12 gauge slug or buckshot to off myself?

Alternatively, I have a k98k (8mm mauser) laying around. Would that be better?

>>26419853
death takes like 1:30 mins with a shot to the head

>>26416892
hang yourself but make sure to use short barb razor wire
step through the loop then super glue your hands to your head
now when you jump it makes you look like you pulled your own head off

>>26419886
Do you have a better alternative? I'm sure 1:30 is an eternity to be in excruciating pain, but it's better than pills, jumping, or drowning

>>26419853
supes important that this gets answered, walmart stops selling ammo soon

>>26419988
>>26419240
Fucking just do that retard

Climb into an electrical transformer, the huge ones outside buildings filled with warning signs. you'll be hit by environmental discharge from the unit and die instantly. If you can climb or there's barbed wire on it bring bolt cutters and cut your way through the fence. If discharge doesn't get you then touching the unit itself will.

I'm a worker for hydro one btw

>>26419927
True, hanging or choking is a decent method

>>26420153
Have people done this before?

>>26420190
Not intentionally, but there have been cases where kids get killed trying to retrieve balls, and homeless guys trying to snuggle up to them since they get pretty warm. It doesn't happen that much because the signs are really obvious and everyone knows what will happen.

>>26420230
and just as a side note if you do it during the day you'll cut power to the area and they'll most likely rush to help you, meaning you could end up living the rest of your life as a horribly deformed burn victim/ cripple. And that reminds me your corpse will probably be pretty crispy too, so if you don't have your ID they may take a while to identify your body.

>>26420306
Alright, thx

>>26418116
What kind of sick ass picture is that

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>>26420800
Chemocest like the filename says m8

>>26419886
What? No it doesn't. You instantly die if something damages your brain badly enough.

12-gauge shotgun or a decent caliber rifle. Something with about a grain of 150 or above and a velocity of 2600FT or upwards. .308, 8MM Mauser, 7.5x55 Swiss, and so on. The higher the velocity, the better.

So various magnum hunting rounds for big game (Weatherby, Remington, Winchester) should do. Also, soft-point ammo is absolutely paramount. FMJ will make a clear wound while SP will break up in the body, tearing up more arteries and organs. If you aim for the heart, you'll likely pass out from shock and bleed out.

If you're not an Americuck, then just buy some cyanide from a chemical store.

Extra points in my book if you synthesize a shit ton of explosives and blow yourself up in the middle of a busy intersection. Like, hold up traffic and wait for it to build up. Then once you gather a sizable congregation, blow yourself up. Shit'd be cash, nigga.

>>26420998
>just buy some cyanide
good luck

>>26421096
I think you can get some from jewellery stores to restore gold rings

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>>26416892
For you, trying to swim