>2 page essay due tomorrow morning >haven't even started

>>26416145
2 page meh, you can still do it

>>26416145
Savage af, OP

>>26416234
But i'd rather shitpost

>300 word essay due next week
>haven't even opened up Word
who /screwed/ here

This board is for 18+ under age please go.

>>26416145
>>26416301
Bitch please? 300 words? 2 pages?
15k word dissertation, 2 weeks.

>>26416145
>100 word essay due monday
who /totallyscrewed/ here?

>>26416145
>>26416301
>2 page
>300 word

Damn what will you do now!

I've done 3000-4000 words in a day

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Weak, do a 4 page essay 2 hours before class and come back

I finally made a resume today.
been procrastinating that shit for weeks.
vodka time to celebrate not being lazy for once...

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>tfw 33 word essay due next month

>>26416356
That must've been the shittiest essay ever written

>be me
>have 3000 word report on the ecology of Orcas
>only have a weeks holiday to do it

who here /fucked/?

>>26416371
lmao I didn't even finish my resume but sent it out to companies anyway.

they didn't reply

>>26416394
It was average/nice you must be low I.Q. or something.

>>26416301
>>26416356
>>26416422

Never understood why anyone worried about doing anything <1000 words in one night

>10 word sentence about my weekend due Monday
Should I just kill myself now and get it over with?

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>>26416380
>tfw 5-10 word quote due by end of semester

>>26416145
>Tfw ironically responding like I'm oblivious to the meme

This is some post ironic memering.

>10 second recorded soliloquy due by Easter

wtf do I do anons

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>have to press any button to continue on game
>have to do it whenever i want

who else /complete madman/?

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>>26416145
>15'000 page fantasy story about little girls due in 60 years
who /damaged/ here?

>6 hour long meme symphony due on monday

who else /alreadyhalfwaythere/?

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>have to catch a plane with bad guys tomorrow
>don't get to bring friends

who /smallguy/ here?

>have to make an original /r9k/ post before the captcha resets

hell on earth

>>26417281

>have to talk
>if i dont i'll be thrown out of plane
>dont fly so good
>only a hired gun but i'm loyal
>what do?

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>dank memes overdue
>throw a temper tantrum once i realize this will never get me laid

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>>26416145
>exam
>uses pen

>tfw 7 word post due next year

>>26416252
I'll write it for you. $0,04 / word.

Let me know.

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>fully spent life due when I die
>haven't even started

>>26418371
Already completing it as we speak friendo.

>>26416145
I never do my work. Given up on life desu. Maybe if I finally have that one big failure people will stop expecting anything and I can slowly ebb out of their lives until I an hero

>>26416301
>17 syllable haiku due next year
>haven't even opened up notepad

>$450 in rent due tomorrow
>No job, $130 in my bank account
I'm insane in the membrane OP

>>26416145
I once wrote a 5 page paper in 30 minutes. Got full points on it too. You'll be fine.

10 problem set for algebra due monday. LOL time for league of legends

you can do 2 pages in an hour the fuck

>tfw started walking around with a loaded pistol tucked into my overalls
>no idea how to use it

>one dot on the page due for the next big bang
the pen is in my hand but i dont even know where to start

>>26416366

Wrote a 3 page essay in 45 minutes on Wednesday.

>>26416466
2 days ago I did 1k words in 2 hours. Pretty easy tbqhwya

>>26417153
Just read about this guy. I wonder if his books are actually any good.

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the feeling of needing to wake up for work in 54079 hours

Has anyone here actually had to do any lengthy work? Handed in 23,000 words of assessed work about a week ago.

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I can only type papers the last minute it's due. I literally can't use my brain on typing things before they are due.
>tfw typed a 4 page narrative rough draft and final copy yesterday morning an hour before it was due

>>26416145
>5 slide PowerPoint due on Wednesday
>contemplating not doing it and failing

>>26416145

What's your essay on, anon? I could write some of it for you.

>>26416145
>be Harvard graduate student
>150 page thesis is due in a week
>Im shooting up heroin and posting on 4chan
who else /completelymentallystable/?

>have to spell a three letter word in 6 months years
>who else here /suicide watch/

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>>26416145
>>2 page essay due tomorrow morning
>>haven't even started
>who else /crazy/


>mfw that's the length of my paper intros and I judge the hell out of shitposting trolls

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>need to write essays for tommorow morning
>tfw cant stop fapping

i got 2 essays to write, hopefully to finish in the next two hours, lets hope to god i close r9k or the internet in general after this

>>26416145
>be me
>take online classes
>barely touched any of the material
>due date coming up for this unit
>SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTT
>HELP HELP HELP
>I DONT HAVE THE ENERGY TO DO THIS SHIT
>I LITERALLY FEEL LIKE PASSING OUT WHEN STARTING
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HELPHELHELP

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>all these newfaggots who don't know about the 'essay due' joke

What a terrible time to be alive.

>>26421553
>be me
>be bad
>essay due meme is me
>sshhhhhhhhhhhiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEETTTTT