45 Life Lessons, written by a 90 year old. Is he right?

8 & 9 & 15 & 33 & 34 & 42 are typical meaningless godfaggotry bullshit
18 is advice from a person who never had something REALLY bad happen to him
28 runs contrary to a lot of the stuff about moving on from the past. it's just a filler canard here
the rest are basically fine

I expected more wisdom from a 90 years old. A 13 years old could write something like that based on the average "just b urself" advice that gets thrown around so often.

>>26415916
a bit of a disappointment t-b-h

This is written by a woman most likely and therefore is wrong

The one about clutter seems like good advice

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>10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile

His advice is meaningless in a post-millenial world

He was probably a complete Chad in the 1940s

>time heals almost everything
then why am i still a robot its been almost 25 years

>>26415916
>god
stopped reading there
inb4 30 fedora reaction images

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>>26416480
You seemed to have dropped this sir

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>>26416480

*tip fedora respectfully in your direction*

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>>26416496
thank you, i was wondering where i left that

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>>26415916
>18
Somebody damages your spine and paralyzes you.
Did that make you stronger Faggot ? DID IT??

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>>26415916
This shit is facebook tier. God so help me if my jaw ever recovers from this cringe.

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>>26416480
*tips fedora*
>God I love how a hat killed a theology.

>>26415916
You know you've fucked up when you lived to that age and you still don't have anything more than shallow cliched platitudes to say about life.

>>26416006
>18 is advice from a person who never had something REALLY bad happen to him
Get over yourself

>>26416564
Mentally. It did. Coping with being a cripple is tough

>>26415916
>21

I always get a chuckle out of sayingslike this when I have been wanting to kill myself for years

>>26415916
>your job won't take care of you when you are sick. your family and friends will.
That shit completely ignores the large numbers of people who have terrible relationships with their families and don't have friends.

You job gives you money. Money that can pay for medicine or healthcare, if your country doesn't have universal stuff.
If your family is full of shitters and your friends are cunts, then you're on your own.

If you cry in front of your children you will raise a nu male

24 ????????

if a 90 year old wrote this i guess its believable because his brain is a dusty pile of shit. half of them are the same thing

>>26415916
>44. Yield.
What?

Loads of others are about not giving up and then it gets to this.

>>26417557
this is how you avoid car accidents

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42 to 45 are my favorite.


Come on /robots you really have to see the bright side of the situation
The best is yet to come believe this guy and believe me.
You're all what, 25-30? Maybe even younger? You really think you'll stay depressed post teenagers for the remaining 60ish years of your life?
If you're over 30 though, it's done sorry