>leave /r9k/ for two months
>stop fapping, stop watching animu and playing vidya
>start going outside and meditating
>go to local uni bar
>get qt 18 y.o.'s number
>flirt through text
>go out with her a few times
>had amazing sex last night
Farewell, fellow robots. You can still make it.
Topkek, I've been here since 2008.
Nah, she's just as autismo as me, I guess. I spewed some /lit/-tier bullshit about the beauty of life being found in the strangest of places, worked like a charm.
>Shouldn't be hard to find a place where at least minimally educated/interesting people are hanging out
>implying women feel attracted to my interests
Those women only want well-traveled adventorous Chads
>shave my NEET beard to a 5 o'clock shadow
>have a hair cut and buy some new shirts
>take up my friends offer to go out to the clubs with them
>drink a fair amount, smoke some cigs and think to myself "let's just do it"
>awkward dancing at first, but bump into a girl who starts dancing with me
>gets more and more close before shoving her tongue in my throat
>don't go home with her, but get my dick fondled through my jeans, bretty good night
>emboldened by this I go out two days later
>someone takes the piss out of my awkward mannerisms
>realise that no matter what happens, I will never be a normie
I'm content with cyborg life though.
>start going outside
What do people mean by 'going outside'? There's no where to go.
My stupid uncle keeps telling me to go outside more, but other than buying clothes and groceries, there's nothing to do outside. I sometimes walk around the city for no reason for 1-2 hours then come back home, but that won't make my life better in any way.
You don't belong here. You weren't ever one of us, your just a lazy shit and bad at being a Chad. Now GTFO NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You're supposed to find a place where you can meet people who share your interests.
My "interests" are very restrictive so i have problems doing that, because of this i'm a friendless kv
Nice work and congratulations, Anon. Have fun with your new awesome Chad life.
You'll be back in a few months starting up feels threads crying because something happened that fucked up your normie life. Just you wait, faggot.
What r9k doesn't realize is that most of you are fairly normal, especially the younger ones. I laugh when people post "Woe is me, I'm a 20 year old virgin" because average age to loose it is 17.5. And there are some really genuinely messed people out there, and even some of them are in relationships.
I don't fit the mold that recognizes you as a normal person, therefore i'm an abnormal person, this leads to perpetual virginity
How many threads are on this forum where guys talk about opportunities they've missed and girls who've liked them? Being into anime and video games doesn't make you abnormal for gods sake. Not playing football or basketball doesn't make you a virgin ethier.
Really most of the people here could get laid if they just went out more, then tried to create and capitalized aggressively on sexual opportunities. That goes for me as well and I'm pretty far gone.
>Being into anime and video games doesn't make you abnormal for gods sake. Not playing football or basketball doesn't make you a virgin ethier.
Lacking any attractive hobbies + no friends = eternal virgin
Haha OP i'm you a year ago, I got a group of friends and a gf last summer that I chilled with. I thought I was chad. As time went on, they realized how awkward I was and then they called me a boring loser and shunned me from the group. The girl I was with was only with me for two months but dumped me when I decided I wanted to stop paying for her all the time when we went out. I recently tried to link up with some old friends that I grew up with and it was mental anguish, it's really hard to see people converse so easily with one another and feel like you never have anything worthy of adding to the conversation. You're not chad because you picked up one chick you fag.
I go rock climbing, it is mostly men but there are some really attractive women. You don't have to go clubbing unless you really like that. Join a cycling club, go to a sauna and meet guys to make friends with, move into a shared house with women and meet them and their friends. I dunno, do whatever you like.
I'm basically a chad looks wise. Thing is I have no friends, am terrified to go out to bars (tried twice and it was a nightmare) and I am also terrified of talking to attractive women no matter how drunk I get.
Baby steps friend. Im an introvert but I'll go to the local pub during happy hour with a book, have 3-4 drinks then go on home and smoke a bit. If someone wants to talk to me im friendly but im there to be in a social setting while still being in control of how much I interact with people.
>just go out you an do it!
>Never had problem with making friends
>Have tons of friends, go out at least once a weekend
>Party very often
>No problem meeting new people. I can easily come to a party where I don't know anyone and still have fun
>All my friends have GF's
>I never had a GF
>Never had a girl find me attractive
>Girls don't even look in my direction