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Why couldn't he get laid?
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Why couldn't he get laid?
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>>26409802
Men aren't supposed to be blonde.
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Because it was a cartoon aimed at children.

Also if he got laid then there'd be no point to the show.
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because that's the joke
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>>26409802

He did get laid, there was that little girl scout who loved him.
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Quite specifically the plot of the show outside of him interacting with with his mom, a girl scout, and hanging around a diner occasionally.

The volcano sacrifice joke also implies he isn't a virgin, his failures are just more entertaining and child appropriate.
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He was too alpha
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>>26409865
Come to think of it... would that even fly for a kids' show today? Back then, maybe, a grown man being friends with a little girl wouldn't really raise an eyebrow (in the media that is). But nowadays I imagine such a show would be cancelled in a fortnight.
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>>26409802
>kids are taught from a young age that not getting laid is comedy
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>>26409802
What kind of jewish indoctrination was this show?
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>>26409802
Gee I don't know OP, you tell me
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>>26410011
No fucking way

also bloxx
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>>26409802
That was the entire joke.

IRL a handsome, blonde, built guy who oozes confidence would get mad pussy.
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>>26410011
Ahh subtle, very subtle.
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>>26410011
Holy shit, when will they learn
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>>26410011
kekkity kek
bloxblox
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>>26409802
Opening theme, he stops sucking it in and you see he's fat. Also, lives with his mother and has zero social ability.
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>>26410011
Holy shit, it's fucking real. What the fuck. That's amazing.
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>>26410419
https://youtu.be/KdRhQ669s2c?t=13s

hes not fat
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>>26409907
He wasn't friends with her. He hated everyone who wasn't a hot chick. She just followed him around and pestered him.
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>>26410002
Johnny was redpilled. He was always fighting off Marxist feminists.
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>>26409934
***taught from a young age that MEN not getting laid is comedy
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>>26410011
WILL THEY EVER LEARN!?

manlets confirmed unoriginal
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>>26409802
He wanted women to worship him and get eye candy more than get laid. Not that the show could imply the pussy pulling even if they wanted to without backlash for being a kid show.
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>>26410011
IT ALL MAKES SENSE WITH THOSE STUBBY LEGS
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>that time he went to a big gay island and had a big gay orgy
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>>26410011
Fuck me sideways m9
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He skipped leg day.
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>>26410011
>the hair
>the legs

Holy crap, Cartoon Network are so much smarter than I thought.
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>>26409934
I thought it was suppose to tell kids that acting like a douche won't get you laid
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>>26410933
And look how that turned out, even if you call a woman a worthless slut, she'd still be dripping if you were a chad
Being nice would just give her an opening to take advantage of your wallet otherwise
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>>26409802
First episode it's implied that he has.
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