Post some adventures you've had from leaving your humble dwellings, please.
>normies invite me to a party
>I arrive to this house party, the 2 normies are not there
>get a text saying they are on some double date and ditched me (BULLSHIT)
>say fuck it walk in to this random party's kitchen
>stand by the fridge, chug as much beer as I can within an hour
>stuff my winter coat with 4 cans to-go
>go around this subburban empty neighborhood feeling invincible
>stop by a kiddy park and play on the swing, literally feels like I am flying
>try to do a flip out of it, face plant on the sand, puke on the sand
>laugh it off finish my beers on top of jungle gym
>mall security on patrol oh shit
>hide behind a corner, notice the house next door a stacy hot mom is baking something
>not even naked just baking but I am on a rush so I fap, jizz on a bush
>walk several miles home somehow made it alive
Partying is fun guys.
>go out walking at like 1am
>some girl texts me asking to hang
>said she'd bring alch
>I was 16
>Fuck it I go
>don't even like this girl at all
>whatever get drunk
>tells me about how last summer she fucked almost all my friends
>get more drunk
>idk what happened but now we're making out
>accidentally Fuck her
>that was my virginity
>Fucking lost my virginity to a 3/10
>she left and I crawled on my ass home
>there was a trail of mud and Shit leading to my door
>ripped my new pants
Top kek I lost my first kiss to a hambeast 2/10 like that and she kissed every boy by getting them drunk when we were 17
Good thing I didn't lose my virgoo to her cause she did that to several guys as well, christ I am sorry mate
>get invited to anarchist normie party
>bring my autistic friend because im too nervous to go alone
>akwardly say hi to the person that invited me
>my friend disapears and I end up spending awhile walking around awkwardly in a giant room
>go outside and find my friend, He is completely drunk talking about niggers and mexicans
>he almost gets in a fight
>too embarrassed leave with friend so I leave and then text him to come out to the car.
I just googled glenn pepe for an adventure thread and I was surprised it exists.
>anarchist normie party
I am not even sure what that entails but your friend sounds like a solid guy I would not mind hanging out sober.
>not remembering the first time your dick goes in
Is that even possible I was completely I blacked out and my father picked me up in front of the whole school (this is in norway I was in a stall with my pants down that day) and I still remember a flash of I stick it in her somehow man
>You lose all inhibitions.
This is why even in my basement, and people I befriend are like "get on skype so we can talk'
I drink a shit ton of beer and I tell them hey friends I am drunk now and I talk
And it is fun I do not think I can pull this off life but at least at the comfort is it fun
>It was a bunch of anarchists.
Alright I have to ask if anarchists are all just for show?
Do they party just fine or are they like raping pig rugs and shit?
>babysit sisters kid for a weekend
>he wants a prayer before going to sleep
>this comes as a surprise because they're not religious
>roll with it anyway and mumble some random shit with him
>during breakfast my euphoric state starts leaking
>tell him about Thor and show him videos of him punching shit in cartoons and movies
>he gets really into it all and we fight with pillows and yell FOR ASGARD and shit like that
>2 days later
>sister calls and is furious
>kid started asking about other cool gods
>mfw he yelled FOR ASGARD instead of amen at night
>sister cut contact with me
Eh, I know it's shitty to start fiddling with how people raise their kids but I don't really care anymore. Especially since my sister is a roastie who goes through different phases all the time, few years ago she was a Buddhist for a month and stupid shit like that.