>WHY ARE YOU SO QUIET, ANON-KUN?! How the fuck are you supposed

Because your stupidity leaves me speechless you whore

i wouldnt bc i never go outside

i was thinking of the 306 different ways i could kill you

>>26406264
Unsheathe your katana

there's nothing to say at that point, you're already on the lowest caste socially.
i don't know how to respond to that if i were a wannabe normie, so i usually just say 'i have nothing to say to you.' who cares if you're an asshole about it?

Stand and stare at them silently. Then when they turn around, strike up a conversation with the nearest person.

Always makes me laugh. Or I'm just autistic as fuck, not sure.

>>26406264
>being in high school
>wasting your life on 4chan
8_8

i used to just give them a look like "what is wrong with you?" but sometimes my boss would say i'm quiet and i'd just say i'm a quiet guy. like this is a really autistic thing to bring up so you can make them feel like morons pretty easily. my favorite is "excuse me??" and then being wide eyed like they are insane.

also if you yourself are a retard with no friends and that's why you're quiet, you could just say "h-help me" and then cry yourself to sleep. like what would it matter what a guy like you said? you're just a joke to them

does it make you nervous?

pogchamp?

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Never been asked that, but I would start making the most obnoxious noises right away.

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Honestly?

>Because I'm socially retarded and I'd rather not try embarrassing myself

>I have nothing to talk about

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Just say something like, "I've got nothing to say", but don't be angry or weird about it because that will just make it worse.

I just stay thats how I am.
>tfw attractive
>girls just cant stop talking to me
>I just cant start
I dont want a dumb roastie thats all up in my bussiness anyway

>>26406518
*say

oC ComMent

>>26406264
"fuck off you slag"
done.

>>26406516
this guy is not just a connoisseur of dank memes, he also happens to know what he's talking about.

personally, I say "I don't like small talk."

>>26406264
"I speak when spoken to but when I speak, on my own accord, its always truth"
She strips in front of you, dazed by your overdramatic, charismatic, jedi mind tricks