LEARN TO SWIM LEARN TO SWIM LEARN TO SWIM LEARN TO SWIM LEARN

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>>26404520

>tfw the only way to fix it is to flush it all away

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>>26404572
I SURE COULD USE A VACATION FROM THIS BBBBBUUUUULLLLSSSSSHHHHHIIIIITTTT THREE RING CCCCCCCIIIIIIIIRRRRRRCCCCCCUUUUUSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW

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There's something about swimming that you need to know. Something that normies never talk about because it'll come off as "strange." No matter how good at it you get the same thing happens to everyone who swims. There will be times when the water will harden or become more dense around your hands and feet while pressure will be applied against your back. This happens to absolutely everyone no matter who you are. It's unexplained, and it can more than certainly result in death. Fishermen refer to it as "the voice in the water." It'll feel like hands grabbing at you pulling you down. Unless you know how to react to each strain you will go down. You might now drown but you will begin to sink as if the water itself becomes thin as air. You shouldn't panic until the suns light becomes dim at the water's surface. That's when you know shit's getting real.

I can kinda swim but not well. I don't like the feeling of submerging my head under water, idk why. Hence I am reluctant to jump in a pool. If I force myself to do it will it become easier for me? I used to force myself to dunk my head underwater but I never really got comfortable with it

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>>26404520
Are you a negroid by any chance?

>>26404572
>Any fucking time, any fucking place

>>26404520
See you down in Arizona Bay.

MOM'S GONNA FIX IT ALL SOOOOOON
MOM'S COMING ROUND TO PUT IT BACK THE WAY IT OUGHTA BE

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FOLLOWED BY MILLIONS OF DUMBFOUNDED DIPSHITS

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Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.

>>26404520
I'm terribly out of shape and swimming seems easy to me

Just kick your legs like a frog

>>26405772
>Because I'm praying for rain

>>26405943
>I'm praying for tidal waves

What's wrong with swimming you faggots? It's literary the best sport ever.

>No team bullshit
>Fix your back problems
>Refreshing as fuck

>>26405939
Your excess fat makes your body more buoyant. My body is too dense so it sinks like a sack of pebbles.

>>26406296
I'm skinny tho

Also you can inflate your lungs to gain buoyancy

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>monkey killing
>monkey killing
>monkey over pieces of the ground
>silly monkeys given thumbs
>make a club and beat their brothers down

why is MJK so based, is he a robot too? ;_;

>>26404520
private lessons nigga

my parents were always cheap as fuck when it came to shit like this so i was always placed in shitty group classes with children half my age and failed

i learned within 3 1to1 sessions though

>>26404871
are you fkn serious. i lived by the lake my entire life and swim like a frog, never felt no dense water.

>>26406586
Sirens have evolved into having fatherly voices to trap people with no father