>happy birthday Anon!
>surprised? haha, I'm a friend of your mom's and I owed her a favor, be sure to thank her after we're done tonight
>Friend of my mom
Cut the crap, if you wanna steal all my stuff do it after we are done.
>implying I'd even be able to get it up
It's gotten to the point where 3D women simply aren't attractive to me. It's almost on the level of repulsion I would feel if a man tried to sleep with me.
>you will never lose your virginity to a kind middle-aged woman who's willing to gently guide you through your first time
>milfs are a huge fetish of mine too
>tfw it was a huge fantasy of mine
>It never happened.
How do I into cougars?
Never seen my mom naked but I have seen my dad and had a good look at his dick
>tfw your dad will always be bigger better man than you and have a bigger dick