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>happy birthday Anon!
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>happy birthday Anon!
>surprised? haha, I'm a friend of your mom's and I owed her a favor, be sure to thank her after we're done tonight
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>>26400676
Kill yourself dumb fake tited STD ridden whore, I didn't invite you into my room and I have to sort my trap folder
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>>26400676
>implying my mom isn't a feminist
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The only way a single mum can redeem herself is by obtaining the perfect waifu for her son.

Problem is the perfect waifu isn't 3d.
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>>26400676
fuck off and get me some tendies, roastie bitch.
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>>26400811
bitch better learn how to draw
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>>26400676
>Friend of my mom
Cut the crap, if you wanna steal all my stuff do it after we are done.
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>implying I'd even be able to get it up

It's gotten to the point where 3D women simply aren't attractive to me. It's almost on the level of repulsion I would feel if a man tried to sleep with me.
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>you will never lose your virginity to a kind middle-aged woman who's willing to gently guide you through your first time
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>>26401422

>mfw
>milfs are a huge fetish of mine too
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none of my mom's friends are that hot
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>>26401422
>tfw it was a huge fantasy of mine
>It never happened.

How do I into cougars?
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>owed her a favor
meaning she likes your mom way more than you.
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>>26401488

Same way you into women in general - be Chad.
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GET
THE
FUCK
OUT
AND TAKE THE DAMNED CAKE
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>>26400676
>you will never see a naked woman in real life
I just realized this.
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>>26401422
Always kinda wanted it to be that way.
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>>26401930
Haven't you seen your mom naked?
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>>26401930

Fucking hell, just hitted me too lol
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Actually know that feel, my mom got her friend to be my first time on my 16th birthday. It was weird and embarrassing at the time but I'm really grateful for it looking back.
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>>26401930
Never seen my mom naked but I have seen my dad and had a good look at his dick
>tfw your dad will always be bigger better man than you and have a bigger dick
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>>26402483
That's taboo in the United States, which is why incest is so common here.
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>Accepting pity sex
>Set up by your mother no less

I would go Joffrey on this whore and leave her head on a spike on my roof.
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>>26402627
idktfb

I referenced my seven inch dick in a convo with my father

he didn't believe me

feels good man
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>>26400676
Impossible. My mom is a christian. She would never do such a thing. Also she doesn't know attractive women.
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>>26403168
I dont believe you either, faggot
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>>26402627
same, i saw my dads dick once and i swear it was as thick as my arm
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wow I could like my mother's friend taking my virginity
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>>26400676
You know what I like the best?
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>>26400676
>I'm a friend of your mom's

I didn't know that my mom was hanging out with people 1/3 her age
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