You're at the bar and this girl lokks at you like this

>>26396116
Get out of the way cause she's obviously looking at the person behind me

Ignore it because she's probably not really looking at me.

Ignore and continue sipping whiskey.

Take a look around and make sure she's looking at me.

>>26396136
>>26396144
>not using her looking at someone else as an excuse to talk to her
beep beep omegas detected

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>>26396136
THIS im such an ugly creature, theres no way a woman would look at me at that way

Assume she's trying to rob or scam me in some way and look away. Also I would never be at a bar.

I don't pay attention to people other than the ones I went with at a bar so I wouldn't notice.

>>26396116
>bar

No.

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Look at her like this

>>26396208
>Also I would never be at a bar.
This.

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>>26396116
why I would say

>> hello beautiful

only to be laughed at by her

>>26396116
Look behind me and shrug comically.

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>>26396236
she then looks at you like this

>>26396236
why is his hair always so fantastic

>>26396136
Probably the most upsetting answer I've ever read.

>>26396194
Yeah, I don't see how that could go wrong at all.

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>>26396116
>>26396236
>>26396258
Lox at ME?! You lox at ME, BITCH?

Look behind me

>>26396299
B E E P
E
E
P

Go to the bathroom and hide for ten minutes.

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>>26396303
she starts regretting looking at you

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>>26396116
Shove my then hardened throbbing cock into her tiny cute little mouth and down her throat then repeatedly fuck her face. I then pull my dick out rip out her left eye and shoot my hot throthing seed into her eye socket. After that it wold be her turn for pleasure I would shove that tall glass up her asshole as she begs for mercy tears rushing down her totally fucked up face.

I turn my neck as far as before it breaks and pretend to stare at something with great interest.

write:

>WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT ME?" etc

on a piece of paper, make it into an airplane and throw it at her.

>>26396393
>>26396337
>>26396208
best replies so far

>>26396116
>smile out of reflex
>look away
>whisper to my friend to get a better look at that girl to see if she's worth going over to
>he says yes
>put on my confident face and walk over
>"Hey, I'm anon. What's your name?
>hold out my hand as I say this
>she shakes my hand
>there's a hand buzzer on it
>the shock makes her jump off her stool
>quickly slide whoopie cushion under her
>as she sits back down, a loud "PFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTT" fills the bar
>room is silenced and all eyes are on us
>look at her and say "did you just do that?" really loudly
>crowd returns to whatever they were doing
>as they do, I kick the stool out from under her.
>as she's falling, I place another whoopie cushion under her
>another loud fart fills the bar
>let out a loud "EWWWWW" as I walk away
>totally embarrassed, she leaves the bar

Another stacy shown what she really is.

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>>26396349
Well damn-diddly-niggly-NATION

>I'm at a bar

I would just stare intently at whatever is on my phone.

I guess the non-r9k thing to do in this situation would be to smile and wave.

>>26396283
No women would ever look at me like that. Plus I don't want anyone to look at me like that to begin with. Fuck people

>>26396733
>smile and wave
what a cuck

>>26396571
Why would you even have all that shit with you? Are you a clown?

>>26396808
But doctor... he is Pagliacci

>>26396116
I dont drink or socialise, plus ive made the mistake of assuming a girl is looking at me like that before, and not some other person near me, so likely I would ignore her until she actually started talking

The same thing I do everytime I catch a woman looking at me.

Pretend I didn't catch her, ignore it, tell myself I'm a creep and that there is no way she's looking at me out of interest, and then NEVER EVER EVER look back - instead, just wait until I can feel her eyes off me before making my escape.

>Ring on finger

CRAZY WHORE DETECTED

IGNORE AND AVOID

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>>26396768
wow you must be a real lonely guy

mind you I have had a few looks like that

wait a min you mean all this time they weren't giving me the stink eye

I'm such an idiot

>>26396875
What are you afraid for?

>>26396946

Not that anon but I feel the same way. I'm not even sure what I'm so afraid of anymore though.

>>26396116
check if the juke box has dexys midnight runners if not get pissed and leave

>>26396946

I don't even fuckin' know anymore...

Shit, these days I call myself creepy more than any woman... Guess it's just invisible psychological handcuffs and shit from being bullied and alienated during my time at school.

Learned all attention was bad attention. Gotta be invisible and if someone can see me, and is looking at me, it makes me fuckin' uncomfortable as hell.

Shitfuck, I grown a sixth sense to tell when someone is lookin' at me. I can catch a woman across a busy, large warehouse full of machinery and shit in the way, lookin' at me. Shit's bad.

>>26396116
>Oh great, another person staring at the bizzare looking monster and laughing. I bet she'll take a picture to show her friends like the other one.

>>26397015
>>26397086

vut what can go wrong? you talk to her, she's not nice you have exactly what you had before, nothing.
But if she's nice you could find a friend, or something more (a lover, a gf).
You can't lose.

>>26397107
Not the one you're replying to but the last tiem I decided to "just go talk to her brah", I got called a fucking creep, ugly, and told no woman would like a "fat creepy fuck like you" approaching them.

And I didn't drop any pickup lines. I literally said "hi" to the cute redhead I always saw at the library.

>>26397160
then lose weight and dress better
then try again

>>26397191
I just paid a hooker and got a blowjob. Seemed life a better solution.

>>26397107

Negative reinforcement is powerful. That's all I can really answer that too.

I like the logic, I do. But people aren't always logical. I have this mental wall that I can't get past.

>>26397160

Also, this. Bitches are straight up cruel.

>I literally said "hi" to the cute redhead I always saw at the library.

>TFW it was literally the cute redhead in the library asking me if I was gay, and why I hadn't "asked her out"...

Damage done...

>>26396116

I'd wonder why the girl from Echosmith is at a bar alone.

>implying I stare at girls long enough to see if they even look back.
>implying even if we do manage to lock eyes I don't just look away immediately.

Jokes on you bro

>>26397260
>I have this mental wall that I can't get past.
What about drinking a little and then make your move? Mental wall should not be there

all these people chatting shit like "just talk to her, if she doesn't like you then you have lost nothing"
FUCK OFF, that shit only works for hot or charismatic guys

PUA is the biggest meme ever created by mankind. It's scam to goad beta insto giving alphas money for empty pep talks

>>26397312
>just talk to her, if she doesn't like you then you have lost nothing
>FUCK OFF, that shit only works for hot or charismatic guys
pls explain to me, what not-hot and not-charismatic guys lose from doing that?

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>>26396116
THERE AIN'T NO FUCKIN WAY A CHICK THAT HOT IS HERE BY HERSELF
SHE IS LOOKING AT CHAD WHO IS PROBABLY BEHIND ME MAKING FUN OF ME

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Happens everyday, this is the only acceptable option

>>26397303

I rarely get an opportunity to drink... always driving, work with heavy machinery so can't turn up the next day drunk or hungover.

Then there's the issue of me being a friendless loser who can't stand people... Goin' to a bar alone is creepy, and I've burned all my bridges so I've got no one to go with.

Futhermore, the few times I've been drunk, I've still kept to myself. The wall stays.

Again, negative reinforcement is powerful shit.
That wall aint comin' down without therapy only the 1% could afford.

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>>26396116
sneer

>>26397333
you don't 'lose' anything but it certainly doesn't do you any good either.
It certainly doesn't make you feel any better about yourself if she tells you are a ugly creep and then hails security to kick your ass out of the bar and onto the cold street

>>26397362
>Then there's the issue of me being a friendless loser who can't stand people... Goin' to a bar alone is creepy, and I've burned all my bridges so I've got no one to go with.
Sorry but are you exactly me?

>>26397390
>It certainly doesn't make you feel any better about yourself if she tells you are a ugly creep and then hails security to kick your ass out of the bar and onto the cold street
And yet staying alone another night not really sure if that girl could be right for you because you never talked to her... does?

>>26397435
oh come on, a girl in a club isn't there to 'talk' to beta boys like us, she wants chads, with the looks and money to back them up.
PUA fags are fucking delusional

>>26397412

Dunno, I'd have thought I'd remember making your... (my?) post...

>>26397479
Believe me, I am not a PUA. I hate that shit.
It's just that I don't find your argument convincings.
>a girl in a club isn't there to 'talk' to beta boys like us, she wants chads
ok, that's PROBABLY true. But... are you 100% sure? Again, what do you lose by finding that out? One out of 10000 chance. Ok, that means that you have 0.0001 chance to win and 99.9999 to lose nothing.
Still a pretty good bet if you ask me.

>>26397522
Cool reply. I like you. You can't be me. I don't like myself.

>>26396116
She's doing it to make fun of me.

Fucking sluts.

>>26397479
I remember when I bought into the PUA bullshit.

I started approaching girls, and all I got was the ignore treatment. No shit tests, no reactions, no nothing. After a while I decided to start pushing, saying shit, called them stuck up bitches, and all I got from that was an asskicking from security.

They weren't like, 9 or 10s. I approached 5, 6, 7s, and every single one gave the cold shoulder. They flat out ignored me.

When women don't like you, they won't give you the time of the day. No PUA bullshit can overcome that.

>>26396116
ignore her because she is obviously starving for attention because her chad bf is not giving her enough attention.

>>26397435
Again, not that anon. I'm the one from the library. Let me make something clear, when you spend your entire life getting rejected and feeling inadequate, being called a freak, etc, it takes a mental toll on you.

Do you understand how it feels like to be consistently rejected and treated like shit? After a while, not even bothering to hit on a girl becomes better than trying, because you know you'll just get rejected, so you might aswell spare yourself the embarassment.

It's not a healthy mindset, and there are times where your instincs take over you try again, just to be rejected or shot down, leading into a downward spiral o negative feedback

>>26397538
>Again, what do you lose by finding that out?
I already answered that. getting told to fuck off all the time by girls doesn't make you feel any better about yourself

sweat a lot, then get anry and assume she's staring because I look weird or because she thinks I shouldn't be there, eventually get up, flip her off and leave.

>>26397609
>Do you understand how it feels like to be consistently rejected and treated like shit?
seriously I don't.
I'm not good-looking, I'm not even "cute":
But I've always been really taking care of myself.
I worked hard to get a job. I have some money.
I don't have mental illness.
Are you saying that you are a deformed, mentally-ill, ugly monster that can't improve in anyway? Because I don't believe all the guys that replied ITT are.
You are just a bunch of lazy fucktards.
Enjoy your fuckin' useless life.

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>>26396116
SING US A SONG YOU'RE THE PIANO MAN
SING US A SONG TONIGHT

>>26396352
this gave me a big fucking boner

>>26396116
Smile back and look away after at most a brief look in her direction. Wouldn't want to risk her thinking I'm a creep or going to harass her or anything.
I'm a good little beta male.

Or alternatively >>26396136, works as well.

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>>26396116
I'll never know cause she's too cute for me and I'm too shy i'll never eye-contact a girl so cute in a bar

I need your help robots.

Okay so i know how to ask a girl her name and where she goes to school/worlk, etc.. but after the beginning questions i cant think of anything else to say. help.

>>26399613
You don't ask these questions to know about her. You them to find new conversations threads. FOr example:

>Hey, you look familiar, did you go to X school or are you not from around here?
>Oh no, I'm sorry, I actually went to Y school. But I'm from Y place. Why?

Now, she gave you two things: Where she actually studied, and the place she is from. Use them to keep the conversation going.

>>26396116
She's not looking at me so I continue whatever I was doing.

>>26399613
exercite yourself with a dating simulator

Eyebrowraise.gif then go back to what I was doing

>>26396208
the true robot right here

go back to drinking until all semblance of desire has left my petty mortal coil

>>26396946
it's called being realistic

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>>26396136
Fucking...nailed it

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>>26396571
(Alpha and omega reply)

>>26396116
Accuse her of visual rape.

>>26396116
She just wants a free drink. Ignore her.

>>26396136
was gonna say this

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>>26396946
>false rape allegations
>being used for free drinks/food/etc. and ending up wasting my time and money
>looking like a fool when it turns out she was just #wastingmytime2016 so she and her friends could laugh at her pictures of me

I used to just hate women, now I honestly fear them too.

>>26396136
Damn this hurt my sides

tell her i identify myself as a trans-gender black woman and she will buy me drinks

Poop my pants a little.

>>26396116
"hey baby, you are so sweet that i think i get diabetes just by looking at you. Are you a Capricorn by chance?"
99% success rate

look down at the table

>>26396136
yep ytyffgh gffgfgh ghfghghf

>>26396299
Alright,cyborg here, lemmie write up the worst case scenario for you.

>You start up a light conversation
>Chat politely with her for a bit
>Gauge she's not interested
>End conversation on a high note
>Go back to the bar

Done. Nothing else can come of it.

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>>26396136
>turn behind you to see if this is true
>theres nobody there
>turn back and see her laughing

>>26396116
The fuck you're looking at, whore?

i'm not gonna lie i'd probably sperg out and run out of the building as fast as possible. I'm such a bitch

>>26402596

This has happened to me. It's the soul crushing story of my life.

>>26402562

If you think that's the worse that can come of it, then I envy your naivety.

>>26396116
get intimidated as phuck. I get fucking scared when bitches look at me. I am 29 by the way.

In all honesty, probably look around to see who she was staring at, then be timid as fuck and blush while looking down.

Ignore and maintain my usual look of stoic depression while sipping on a 7 and 7.

I stare at women in the eyes until they look away. Ignore them and they may continue looking for an annoyingly long time or she might get a giggle party going over you with her friends, I've found.

They stare at me because acne, it makes me want to follow them home and beat them to death with a hammer.

probably just smile at her then go back to drinking. maybe sneak a glance or two over the course of the evening, see if I can get a good look at her thighs/ass/tits at some point

she looks creepy and molestery

i smile back at her, get myself shitfaced drunk, remember her the day after and feel guilty and bad for not speaking ot her

>>26396116
>roll my eyes
>(not this shit again)
>(she either lost a bet, in a prank or staring at someone else than me)
>(and on the off-chance it's me I'll just roll out since there's no way I can't fuck this up)
>in a situation the girl liked me, she'll pretend (or genuinely feel this way, but didn't see this happen often) it doesn't bother her or get struck with distress because she failed a seemingly easy-to-please man

Also this is unrealistic, I'd try to figure out why the fuck I'm at the bar when I was sitting in front of my computer a second ago.

>>26396116
I'll never know, a girl on a bike did this.

>>26402596
At that point I run out of the bar screaming with my hands over my ears

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>>26396116
>>26396154
Nope. Finish the whisky in two gulps, decide whether or not to have a shot before my next whisky.

>>26404601
That feel hit me like a ton of fucking bricks. I know that feel, brother.

>>26403308
OK, explain to me what could happen then, I'm curious.

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>>26402596
She probably thought that was kinda cute, why didn't you do something god damn it sempai

>>26396116
Look at her then look away
Look again to see if she is looking at me
If so, I just look straight at the wall until she gets bored and breath a sigh of relief after its done with

>>26402596
>play it off as an intentional joke
>use it as an excuse to talk to her

This is why none of you will be chad

>>26396116
happened to me recently
>blushed
>avoided eye contact
>fumble
>spilled my drink
>started hyperventilating while fumbling for a cigarette
>took ages rolling it, sticky fingers because of the spilt beer
>when I lit it I choked on it because I'm still hyperventilating
>ran to the bathroom
>cold water on my face
>locked myself in a stall for 10 min
>paid quickly and left, avoiding to look at the area where she was seated
really fucking ridiculous

>>26397567
Eye contact my mane. A girl doesn't want you to approach if she doesn't give you a good stare. It's the green light to engage.

>>26396116
Autistically avert my gaze 10 degrees to the left and stare through her

Ignore the fuck out of her.

Probably because I'm edgy as hell. And it makes me feel better when I treat women like shit.

>>26407056
pretty much this, if a girl stares at you and you see her doing it is because she want you to see her back. you don't have to be the most beautiful guy in the world, everyone has different tastes...

Nothing? Yes, nothing. I bet shes looking at guy beside me.

>>26396116
Crush her boyfriend. See him driven before me. Hear her lamentations.
>Then sexy time after she's properly warmed up from it.

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>>26407613

>tfw nearsighted
>didn't get glasses until I was 19
>Possibly ignored tons of girls because I couldn't see anything past my nose

To think, my life could have been so much different

>>26396116
ignore her... she's not in my league

>>26396116
she looks like a high dick mileage vagina

>>26407678
Because of this, the children that you should of had are now fading away

>>26396116
I'd probably give her a brief Larry David-esque sideways staredown squinting a bit in disbelief, and if she kept looking at me like that, I'd walk over and talk to her.

>>26407678
Yep, I've got alopecia and pull up chicks without any trouble. It's easy bro you just got to be aware and if someone gives you a signal go for it.
Even if 1 out of 20 find you hot, it's still a lot of bitches.

>>26396946
All women have ulterior motives