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>Feb 10, 2016
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>Feb 10, 2016
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Like the sand through the hourglass of time. . . these are the days of our lives.
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>>26396038
my 40 days of No Fap began yesterday.
I failed last year and this will be the year i do it. anyone else in my position?
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>>26396038
Even days are long as fuck now. I mean, I wake up at like 11 am, eat some shit, take a shit, browse 4chan and other websites, and before I know it it's already dark out there and I haven't done a single thing. Then it's 2 am again and I go to sleep. Repeat every day.

Just kill me.
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>>26396338
>falling for the nofap meme
Did you know the guy who started /r/nofap is the same guy who started /r/bernieforpresident? King of Cucks.
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>>26396342
>fug, meant to say days are short. wanted to put it in a diffident way originally.
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>>26396338
I masturbated once while thinking of Joan of Arc and reading a Catholic prayer about her. For months after that, I was tormented by demonic dreams, hallucinations, paranoia. Satan visited me in the middle of the night and began yelling at me.

So I quit fapping for 1 month in commemoration of the sin I committed, and the demons went away. I know you can do it, anon. There is an option to remove thumbnails from 4chan---this will make it so you can come here without being tempted by pornographic thumbnails.
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>>26396338

when i dont fap I get alot of extra energy and focus on other things, but it only lasts about a week and then the urge to fap overcomes the lessening mental gains
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>>26396397
>being this retarded
Man, I've been away from r9k for a few months, but it's even worse than it was. Where do you fucktards even come from?
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>>26396342

if you woke up at 7am then when you would normally feel like it's already late it'll only be noon
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>>26396397
>>26396432
hmmm thanks for the advice anon
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>>26396432
Many underage/teenage faggots have been migrating from r*ddit lately.
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>>26396397
how do you remove the thumbnails?
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>the difference between 2016 and 2000 is the difference between 2000 and 1984, or 2016 and 2032.

>tfw existential crisis
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I can't believe I let the day slip away from me again
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>>26396038
I need one more week.
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>>26396592
>You now share a site with people who are younger than 4chan itself
>High school seniors don't remember 9/11
>There are teenagers now who weren't alive when Hybrid Theory or the PS2 came out
>The Simpsons movie came out 9 years ago
>The first Spongebob movie turns 12 this year
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It's also my birthday *<:^)
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>>26396905
>>The Simpsons movie came out 9 years ago
It still seems like yesterday when my dad took me and my brother to see it in the cinema.
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>>26396905
>there are 16 year olds on this sub who regularly do anal sex with their gfs
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>>26396905
>>You now share a site with people who are younger than 4chan itself
Oh god, what the fuck.
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>>26396999
THIS IS AN ORIGINAL COMMENT (TM) (C) (R)
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>>26396905
I feel completely disconnected from reality
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>>26397033
Everything's original.
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>>26397033
whoever made that is probably a virgin because they pick shitty typefaces
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>tfw wageslaving 10 hours a day
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>>26397051
>tfw nothing after 2006 feels real to you, just a very long day that you're still waiting for to end
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>>26397129
You do realize this is r9k, right?
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>>26396993
>there are people born after 9/11 who have already lost their virginity

9/11 still feels like it happened a few years ago.
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>>26396952
Wowa friendo, that's real neat! Let's hope you're not too alone on such a monumental day like this
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>>26397185
>mfw I'll be the generation that was alive when 9/11 happened
>kids these days will only hear about it from history books
>9/11 will be to them what it is to us the Vietnam war or Hiroshima
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>>26396905
>The first Toy Story is turning 21 years old this year
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i remember playing pokemon red in elementary 1998 like it was yesterday. oh and spyro and crash on the ps1. the whole world was a playground. everyday in summer me and my best friend went out to discover the woods next to our hometown. i never wanted to grow up...
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>>26397274
thanks kind mango poster
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>>26396905
>The Simpsons movie came out 9 years ago

holy fucking SHIT

what the FUCK
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>>26397301
I can still remember what I was doing on the day.

I was staying at a friends house for a sleep over and we were watching the spiderman movie the night before, but when we got back from school that day I remember his dad watching the news and these huge buildings had smoke coming from them.

We saw the south tower collapse live as it aired and my 8 year old mind didn't know what to make of it, I wish I could have been more attentive back then.
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>>26396038
It's my birthday in 5 days.

What are you all getting me?
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>Not march 1st yet

I want to play with my waifu already
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>>26397301
Then it's up to us to ensure that they don't fall for the Jewish lies, isn't it?
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Julius Cesar was closer in time to the moon landings than to the Pyramids of Egypt
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>>26396338
Starting it right now, good luck
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>Tfw thinking about the future and stressing out
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>>26398030
well it's mine in two, so i'm better than you
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Another day, another dollar

just end it
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>>26396905
>The Simpsons movie came out 9 years ago

Next you are probably going to say that the PS3 came out 10 years ago Oh wait. It did.
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>>26396905
>High school seniors don't remember 9/11
hi
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>>26398030
a penis up ur anus
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I turn 21 in two weeks

Where the fuck has time gone?
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>1995 was 29 years ago

hold me
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>All the best professional athletes are now younger than you
>If I enrolled in university I would be older than 90% of students
>You are too old to be an apprentice and too old to master a new skill
>Teenagers stop misbehaving when you are around them now while I still feel like I am one of them
>It's not unusual for people your age to have families and own houses
>People I went to school with are sending their children to the same school
>When I was younger I would think about people who are my age now and judge them as losers if they were like me
>World of Warcraft is 12 years old
>Have lost all my teenage and young adult angst so can no longer enjoy things like music or videogames
>Looks are declining
>My back is starting to hurt
>Can't jump as high or run as fast
>Too sensible to take risks anymore
>Feel less confident than when I was 20
>Girls my age are all getting fat and on their way to losing their youthfulness

At least I got insurance cheaper this year
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>>26398798
Is this a joke or have a time traveled?
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You now remember

>James Gandolfini died 3 years ago
>Robin Williams died over a year ago
>Heath Ledger died 9 years ago
>Bernie Mac died 5 years ago
>Michael Jackson died 7 years ago
>David Bowie is dead
>Snape is dead
>Gandalf is dead
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>>26399243
If only we were all that lucky.
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