>Feb 10, 2016

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Like the sand through the hourglass of time. . . these are the days of our lives.

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>>26396038
my 40 days of No Fap began yesterday.
I failed last year and this will be the year i do it. anyone else in my position?

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>>26396038
Even days are long as fuck now. I mean, I wake up at like 11 am, eat some shit, take a shit, browse 4chan and other websites, and before I know it it's already dark out there and I haven't done a single thing. Then it's 2 am again and I go to sleep. Repeat every day.

Just kill me.

>>26396338
>falling for the nofap meme
Did you know the guy who started /r/nofap is the same guy who started /r/bernieforpresident? King of Cucks.

>>26396342
>fug, meant to say days are short. wanted to put it in a diffident way originally.

>>26396338
I masturbated once while thinking of Joan of Arc and reading a Catholic prayer about her. For months after that, I was tormented by demonic dreams, hallucinations, paranoia. Satan visited me in the middle of the night and began yelling at me.

So I quit fapping for 1 month in commemoration of the sin I committed, and the demons went away. I know you can do it, anon. There is an option to remove thumbnails from 4chan---this will make it so you can come here without being tempted by pornographic thumbnails.

>>26396338

when i dont fap I get alot of extra energy and focus on other things, but it only lasts about a week and then the urge to fap overcomes the lessening mental gains

>>26396397
>being this retarded
Man, I've been away from r9k for a few months, but it's even worse than it was. Where do you fucktards even come from?

>>26396342

if you woke up at 7am then when you would normally feel like it's already late it'll only be noon

>>26396397
>>26396432
hmmm thanks for the advice anon

>>26396432
Many underage/teenage faggots have been migrating from r*ddit lately.

>>26396397
how do you remove the thumbnails?

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>the difference between 2016 and 2000 is the difference between 2000 and 1984, or 2016 and 2032.

>tfw existential crisis

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I can't believe I let the day slip away from me again

>>26396038
I need one more week.

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>>26396592
>You now share a site with people who are younger than 4chan itself
>High school seniors don't remember 9/11
>There are teenagers now who weren't alive when Hybrid Theory or the PS2 came out
>The Simpsons movie came out 9 years ago
>The first Spongebob movie turns 12 this year

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It's also my birthday *<:^)

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>>26396905
>>The Simpsons movie came out 9 years ago
It still seems like yesterday when my dad took me and my brother to see it in the cinema.

>>26396905
>there are 16 year olds on this sub who regularly do anal sex with their gfs

>>26396905
>>You now share a site with people who are younger than 4chan itself
Oh god, what the fuck.

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>>26396999
THIS IS AN ORIGINAL COMMENT (TM) (C) (R)

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>>26396905
I feel completely disconnected from reality

>>26397033
Everything's original.

>>26397033
whoever made that is probably a virgin because they pick shitty typefaces

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>tfw wageslaving 10 hours a day

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>>26397051
>tfw nothing after 2006 feels real to you, just a very long day that you're still waiting for to end

>>26397129
You do realize this is r9k, right?

>>26396993
>there are people born after 9/11 who have already lost their virginity

9/11 still feels like it happened a few years ago.

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>>26396952
Wowa friendo, that's real neat! Let's hope you're not too alone on such a monumental day like this

>>26397185
>mfw I'll be the generation that was alive when 9/11 happened
>kids these days will only hear about it from history books
>9/11 will be to them what it is to us the Vietnam war or Hiroshima

>>26396905
>The first Toy Story is turning 21 years old this year

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i remember playing pokemon red in elementary 1998 like it was yesterday. oh and spyro and crash on the ps1. the whole world was a playground. everyday in summer me and my best friend went out to discover the woods next to our hometown. i never wanted to grow up...

>>26397274
thanks kind mango poster

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>>26396905
>The Simpsons movie came out 9 years ago

holy fucking SHIT

what the FUCK

>>26397301
I can still remember what I was doing on the day.

I was staying at a friends house for a sleep over and we were watching the spiderman movie the night before, but when we got back from school that day I remember his dad watching the news and these huge buildings had smoke coming from them.

We saw the south tower collapse live as it aired and my 8 year old mind didn't know what to make of it, I wish I could have been more attentive back then.

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>>26396038
It's my birthday in 5 days.

What are you all getting me?

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>Not march 1st yet

I want to play with my waifu already

>>26397301
Then it's up to us to ensure that they don't fall for the Jewish lies, isn't it?

Julius Cesar was closer in time to the moon landings than to the Pyramids of Egypt

>>26396338
Starting it right now, good luck

>Tfw thinking about the future and stressing out

>>26398030
well it's mine in two, so i'm better than you

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Another day, another dollar

just end it

>>26396905
>The Simpsons movie came out 9 years ago

Next you are probably going to say that the PS3 came out 10 years ago Oh wait. It did.

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>>26396905
>High school seniors don't remember 9/11
hi

>>26398030
a penis up ur anus

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I turn 21 in two weeks

Where the fuck has time gone?

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>1995 was 29 years ago

hold me

>All the best professional athletes are now younger than you
>If I enrolled in university I would be older than 90% of students
>You are too old to be an apprentice and too old to master a new skill
>Teenagers stop misbehaving when you are around them now while I still feel like I am one of them
>It's not unusual for people your age to have families and own houses
>People I went to school with are sending their children to the same school
>When I was younger I would think about people who are my age now and judge them as losers if they were like me
>World of Warcraft is 12 years old
>Have lost all my teenage and young adult angst so can no longer enjoy things like music or videogames
>Looks are declining
>My back is starting to hurt
>Can't jump as high or run as fast
>Too sensible to take risks anymore
>Feel less confident than when I was 20
>Girls my age are all getting fat and on their way to losing their youthfulness

At least I got insurance cheaper this year

>>26398798
Is this a joke or have a time traveled?

You now remember

>James Gandolfini died 3 years ago
>Robin Williams died over a year ago
>Heath Ledger died 9 years ago
>Bernie Mac died 5 years ago
>Michael Jackson died 7 years ago
>David Bowie is dead
>Snape is dead
>Gandalf is dead

>>26399243
If only we were all that lucky.