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>Want to hear the one about the femanon?
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>Want to hear the one about the femanon?
Never mind, she'll tell you herself.

>What does a femanon call unlubricated anal rape after being slapped and choked?
Foreplay.

>Why did the femanon join the army?
"ATTENTION!"

>How do you make a femanon fall in love with you?
Not by spamming her with replies, you whiteknighting betacuck.

>What's a femanon's favourite drink?
Vodka martini with a handful of painkillers.

I'm just kidding...It's a Sex on the Beach with Chad.

But enough about femanons, how are you wagies doing tonight? You know, I was recently accused of being lazy by a wagecuck. The nerve of that guy! I said to him,"Me lazy?! You don't even start the day till 5pm!"

Yeah, wagecucks can be pretty rude. The other day, for example, I was walking down the street and I asked some wagie, "Excuse me, have you got the time?" He just looked at me confused and kept walking. Then it hit me... Wagecucks don't have any time!

>Apparently BMW have had to recall their limited edition 'wagecuck' line of cars...
It turns out many of them didn't even have brakes.

>What's the difference between an /r9k/ robot and an actual robot?
One has no real self-awareness and is incapable of proper human interaction. The other is a robot.
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>>26394276

kek nice jokes

too bad i'm actually a wageslave, and don't own a bmw
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>Apparently BMW have had to recall their limited edition 'wagecuck' line of cars...
>It turns out many of them didn't even have brakes.

neet comedian does it again! Literally the bane of wagecucks and fembots alike.
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>>26394276
Wooooohoooo! THIS GUY IS A RIOT!
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>>26394276
>ATTENTION!
Lost it right there
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Who doesn't like attention. Everyone desires attention. You wanting a girlfriend is for attention.
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One of these days a butthurt Wagie or Femanon is gonna call the cops on this Neet Comedy Club (NCC) and have it shut down for promoting hate-speech.
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>>26394548
no him, i mean us males, we want a gf for companionship....
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>>26394548
No... I want a GF for sex.
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>>26394585
Companionship is a form of attention
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>>26394276
you are my favorite moment of the day
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>>26394276
>>How do you make a femanon fall in love with you?
>Not by spamming her with replies, you whiteknighting betacuck.
LOOKING AT YOU, DOJ
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>>26394276
Hey, you're pretty good at this. Can we get you booked?
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>>26394564

if you can't take the bantz you shouldn't be here.... i'm a wageslave, kv level 23 aspiring wiz, and i still laughed.
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BMW owning wagie here. Feels good man. Good jokes too, actually pretty funny tbqhf
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>>26394276
>>What does a femanon call unlubricated anal rape after being slapped and choked?
>Foreplay.
Hahahaha this is literally true I love hitting girls in bed
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>>26394276
>That first joke.
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>>26394612

ATTENTION

the act or power of carefully thinking about, listening to, or watching :someone or something
: notice, interest, or awareness
: special care or treatment
yeah and i hate myself for being subjected to the voice and curves of a women with all my powers.... that's why i don't hate women i hate myself....
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>>26394276
This one is my favourite: "You don't even start the day till 5pm!" .
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>>26394712
>>>>>/elsewhere/
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God damn. NEET stand-up comedy is meme of the year already
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>>26394400
He might be funny anon but he isn't a big guy for them.
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BOO! Get off the stage!
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>>26394591
yeah this
females never understand men
but they always think they do
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>>26394276

>'wagecuck' cars recalled
>No brakes

You fucking madman. You've done it again.
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>>26394548
Fuck off roastie, you live for it
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>>26394548
>Guys want girls for attention
>Not sex
>Attention
What
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>>26394548
No it's for blowjobs
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>>26394276
>>What does a femanon call unlubricated anal rape after being slapped and choked?
>Foreplay.
L

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>What do you call someone with no life skills, no future, and an empty inbox on okcupid?
a single mother

>barbie dolls, a night light, and a hymen.
name three things femanon threw away when she turned twelve

How can you turn a roastie into a saint?
make her raise a mulatto child by herself
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>>26394400
dubs confirm best joke
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>>26394276
>>Why did the femanon join the army?
>"ATTENTION!"

This got me most, but they're all good.

Got any about part time wagecucks such as myself?
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Thank you, attention whores and gentleman!

>>26394548
I get where you're coming from, I do! I think the point you're trying to make is "girl here btw"

>>26395334
You don't like my jokes, wagie? Sorry, I guess unlike you they don't work all the time.

>>26396316
>Why did the wagie go part time?
All the full time NEET vacancies were taken.

I'll throw a couple more into tomorrow's show, just for you.
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>>26396643
>tfw you heckle NEET comedian just to hear his put downs
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>>26396643
Holy fuck

This thread is great

Dunno if this took you a long time to get these jokes but goddamn I love r9k people

I'm also a part time wagie, I fucking hate it. Having to work because senpai would kick me out if I didn't...

Hate that word. WORK WORK WORK
Just WORK
Gotta WORK
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>>26394276
As a wageslave i like these threads. Any chance you'd start letting us into your comedy club at a discount since we chip in for the NEETbux?
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>>26394276
Best thread on r9k in a while.
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>>26394591
And thats why you will never have one
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>>26396643
S A V A G E
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Woooohoooo!
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>>26394276
>You don't even start the day till 5pm!
#SHOTSFIRED
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>>26396643
>I get where you're coming from I do! I think the point you're trying to make is "girl here btw"

B R U T A L
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Ayyyeeee. God, i hate women.
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>>26395863
Underrated.

Wagies BTFO
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>>26394276
>"Me lazy?! You don't even start the day till 5pm!"
Damn
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>>26396643
NO CHILL
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>>26396643
>You don't like my jokes, wagie? Sorry, I guess unlike you they don't work all the time.

This was fucking savage.
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>>26394276


haha.. the fact that you have the pepe image makes it even more humorous...

NO JOKE / SARCASM...

8.5/10
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>>26396643
>attention whores and gentlemen
Looks like somebody's on a riot tonight!
Also, dealing with hecklers like a boss once again. Drinks are on me once you're done with your set based Neet-man.
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>>26396643
>You don't like my jokes, wagie? Sorry, I guess unlike you they don't work all the time.

How can one sperg be so based?
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>no money
>need to become a wageslave
>every interview is disastrous
>even at fucking fast food joints

How many failures do I have to go through to apply for NEETbux? I fall flat on my face whenever it comes to questions about my teamwork skills, I can't give specific examples of when I was a good team player.
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>>26397805
Really shit jobs don't even have proper interviews

Get a job in a warehouse if you're that desperate
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>>26394276
>comfy pepe is now doing stand up comedy shows
has comfy posting gone too far lads?
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>>26398062
Not far enough
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>>26397550
I'm not sure if this is critcism or praise
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>>26397805
Lie man, that's how I got my first job to end my miserable 2 years of neetdom. Most places depending one where you're applying don't even check references so you could just say you worked with another company before.
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>>26394276
Quality kek.
Good job, anon.
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>>26395863
KEK

ORIGIANLA CODME,M
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I'm considering driving to an open mic where nobody knows me and telling these jokes and then rushing out the door.
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Dragging your ass up and down shithole comedy clubs for money sounds an awful lot like work, Pepe...
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>>26396643
Kek, nice one way better than those >tfw no gf, britfeel, r8 me ect
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>>26398597
Not sure people will follow you if you say wagecuck and fembots.
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Why have you started on femanons and janitors?
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I feel like I'm reading an Amy Schumer comedy routine.
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>>26399084
femanon jokes are the best
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